- Thomas as Stan Marsh
- Edward as Kyle
- James as Eric Cartman
- Derek as Kenny
- Percy as Butters
- Toby as Mr. Garrison
- Emily as Wendy Testaburger
- Gordon as Mr. Marsh
- Molly as Mrs. Marsh
- Terence as Terence (Terence and Terence both share the same name)
- Bertie as Phillip
- Mavis as Mrs. Cartman
- Thomas would be in love with Emily.
- Edward would be Thomas' best friend.
- James would be fat as his ego.
- Derek would have lots of accidents.
- Gordon and Molly would by Thomas' parents.
- Mavis would be James's mom.