Sixteen gets himself in a fire accident.

The Cast

  • James as Eric Cartman
  • Edward as Stan Marsh
  • Peter Sam as Kyle Broflovski
  • Sixteen (from The RWS) as Kenny McCormick
  • Workman 1 as Dr. Gouache
  • Workman 2 as Dr. Daves
  • Workman 3 as Assistant
  • Miss. Jenny as Nurse
  • Emily as Sharon Marsh
  • Caroline as Shelia Broflosvski
  • Daisy as Liane Cartman


Peter Sam: Man, that movie gets better every time I see it!
Rheneas: Hey!
James: Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting steam is bullshit. You can't do that.
Sixteen: (Yeah, you can!)
James: [stops and turns] No way.
Sixteen: (Yes you can. You can too light a fart on fire.)
James: Okay, Sixteen [Kenny]. I'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a steam on fire.
Sixteen: (Yes you can. Check it out.) [lights steam on fire, then laughs. His wheels erupts in flames and he screams in horror]
Edward: Holy shit, dude!
James: Ah! Oh my God! Hey! [begins beating Sixteen with a stick] Aw, shit! Aw, shit!
Edward: [steps forward and yells] Help! Somebody do something! [steps back]
James: [the stick lights up] Ahh! This stick is on fire! [an ambulance rushes up and stops by the side of an viaduct, but a Russell's Salt truck rushes up and bumps it into the side of the viaduct, breaking it in haft. Sixteen falls off the viaduct and lands on the Russell's Salt truck, causing salt to fly through the air. If the fire was injury, this is insult.]
Sixteen: (Ooowww!) [the ambulance siren dies and the salt doesn't move]
Edward: [the boys stare at the truck] Oh my God, you killed Sixteen [Kenny]!
Peter Sam: You bastard!
James: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?
[Crovan's Gate, the workmen and Miss. Jenny work furiously to bring Sixteen back around. One workman runs around not knowing what to do, screaming all the while.]
Workman 1: Load that IV with 70 cc's of sodium pentathol!
Miss. Jenny: We just called the engines [parents].
Peter Sam: Oh shit, dude! Now my mom, [to Edward] your step-daughter and [to James] your girlfriend [our moms] are gonna find out we went to the Max and Monty [Terence and Philip] movie again!
Workman 1: Vacuum! Try to untangle his coal [trachea and esophagus]!
Edward: Dude!
Workman 1: No! That doesn't go there!
Edward: Aw! [vomits]
Peter Sam: Gross, Edward [Stan]!
James: That's sick!
Miss. Jenny: Watch his fire [liver].
Workman 3: I'll get it!
Workman 1: We have precious little time left, people! We're gonna lose him soon.
Mrs. Jenny: [the heart monitor flatlines] Workman [Doctor], his engine [heart] stopped!
Workman 1: Let's get it out of there! [pulls the engine out and holds it up] We need to zap this, quick! [rushes the engine to the microwave oven, opens the door, and finds a baked potato inside] Who's making a potato?
Workman 3: My bad, sir! I missed lunch.
Workman 1: Dammit! I'm not gonna lose this engine! [places the engine next to the potato, then fast-forward to] Close him up, we've done all we can. The rest, is up to God… [the hours roll by, from 2:45 p.m. to 8:22 p.m.] Sixteen [Kenny], Sixteen [Kenny] can you hear me?
Sixteen: (Holy shit, dude.)
Workman 1: How are you feeling, son?
Sixteen: (Like a sick car [Animal].)
Workman 1: Great! Son, I have some bad news. We… accidentally replaced your engine with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
Sixteen: (What?!) [the potato explodes]
James: Ah! Fuckin' weak, dude!
Edward: Oh my God, they killed Sixteen [Kenny]!
Peter Sam: You bastards!
Workman 1: [pounding on Sixteen] Dammit! It never… gets… any… easier! [walks away whistling. His staff follows him away.]
James: [reflecting] I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
Peter Sam: [consoling] Come on James [Cartman], it's not your fault.
James: No, I know. I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him.
Peter Sam: Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you red [fat] fuck! [the other engines arrive]
Caroline: So, . You saw that movie again?
James, Edward and Peter Sam: [resigned] Yes.
Caroline: Well, Peter Sam [Kyle], I have had it! You are grounded for the next two weeks!
Peter Sam: Grounded?
Emily: And you, Daddy [Stan]. Come on. [Edward puffs off, and the other two follow]
Daisy: And you're grounded for three weeks, James [Eric].
James: Ey, why am I grounded more? That's fuckin' bullshit!


  • Malechi Perez: Sixteen makes a perfect Kenny.
  • EdwardtheBlueEngine2: Great job comparing Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends into South Park.
  • ThomasandOliverFan: Which models you used?
  • ThomasandFriendsRingoStarrAlecBaldwinandMichaelBrandon: I used the ERTL ones.
  • ThomastheUSEpisodes: Why did you make your engines move on tracks?
  • ThomasandFriendsRingoStarrAlecBaldwinandMichaelBrandon: I use string.
  • ThomasandFriendsUS: It's funny when Sixteen falls off the viaduct.
  • Malechi Perez: You can use Molly for Wendy, BoCo for Chef, Thomas and Emily for Stan's parents, Harvey and Caroline for Kyle's parents, Daisy for Cartman, Wilbert (from "The RWS") and Rosie for Kenny's parents, Toby and Elizabeth for Butters' parents and Duke and Madge for Wendy's parents.
  • ThomasandFriendsRingoStarrAlecBaldwinandMichaelBrandon: I allready had them, even Diesel for Butters because they both have devious deeds.
  • ThomasandFriendsRingoStarrandMichaelBrandon: Here's my Thomas/South Park cast:
    Arthur as Stan
    Duck as Kyle
    Gordon as Eric
    Sixteen (from The RWS) as Kenny
    Duncan as Butters
    BoCo as Chef
    Rosie as Wendy
    Whiff as Mr. Garrison
    Thomas as Mr. Marsh
    Emily as Mrs. Marsh
    Elizabeth as Shelly
    Harvey as Mr. Broflovski
    Daisy as Mrs. Broflovski
    Percy as Ike
    Mavis as Mrs. Cartman
    Wilbert (from The RWS) as Mr. McCormick
    Elizabeth as Mr. McCormick
    Salty as Mr. Stotch
    Elizabeth as Mrs. Stotch
    Lady as Bebe Stevens
  • EdwardtheBlueEngine2: Here's my Thomas/South Park cast:
    Edward=Stan Marsh
    Thomas=Kyle Broflovski
    Gordon=Eric Cartman
    Diesel=Kenny McCormick
    Duncan=Butters Stotch
    Molly=Wendy Testaburger
    Sir Topham Hatt=Chef
    Duck=Mr. Garrison
    Murdoch=Randy Marsh
    Annie/Clarebel=Sharon Marsh
    Caroline=Shelly Marsh
    BoCo=Gerald Broflovski
    Madge=Shelia Broflovski
    Rheneas=Ike Broflovski
    Elizabeth=Liane Cartman
    Hiro=Stuart McCormick
    Rosie=Carol McCormick
    Henry=Stephen Stotch
    Mavis=Linda Stotch
    James=Mr. Testaburger
    Daisy=Mrs. Testaburger
    Emily=Bebe Stevens
    Sir Handel=Terence
    Peter Sam=Philip
    Bulgy=Scott Tenorman
    Neville=Token Black
    Percy=Clyde Dovovan
    Stepney=Craig Tucker
    Oliver=Mr. Mackey
  • ThomasandTommyPicklesFan:

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