Duck was teaching the engines about math, when Gordon, Thomas, Edward and Diesel say the F word.


Duck: Okay, everybody (children), let's start the day with a few new math problems. [writes a problem on the board.] What is five times two? …Come on everybody (children), don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Percy smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Percy (Clyde)?
Percy: Twelve?
Duck: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone?… Come on, don't be shy.
Thomas: [whistles] I think I know the answer, Duck (Mr. Garrison).
Gordon: [mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.
Thomas: [shoots back] Shut up, fat engine (fatboy)!
Gordon: Ey! Don't call me fat, little fuckin' Thomas (you fuckin' Jew)!
Duck: Gordon (Eric)! Did you just say the F-word??
Gordon: …Thomas?
Thomas: No, he's talkin' about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fuckin' fatass.
Duck: Thomas (Kyle)!
Gordon: Why the fuck not?
Duck: Gordon (Eric)!
Edward: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Duck: Edward (Stanley)!
Diesel: [gravely] (Fuck.)
Duck: Diesel (Kenny)!
Gordon: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Duck: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Gordon: How would you like to suck my buffers (balls)? [the engines gasp]
Duck: What did you say?!
Gordon: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks] "How would you like to suck my buffers (balls), Duck (Mr. Garrison)?!"
Edward: Holy shit, dude.


  • OliverMavisandStepneyFan: I like Gordon as Cartman.
  • GordonandEricCartmanFan: Because they are both aggorant and rivals to Thomas and Kyle. I had Gordon for Eric and Thomas for Kyle, as well as Duck for Stan and Spamcan/D199 for Kenny.
  • JamesVSCartman: Here is my cast:
    James as Cartman
    Thomas as Stan
    Duck as Kyle
    Sixteen (from The RWS) as Kenny
    Duncan as Butters
    Emily as Wendy
    Lady as Bebe
    Sir Topham Hatt as Chef
    Oliver as Mr. Garrison
    Gordon as Mr. Marsh
    Rosie as Mrs. Marsh
    Elizabeth as Shelly
    Diesel as Mr. Broflovski
    Daisy as Mrs. Broflovski
    Bill/Ben as Ike
    Molly as Mrs. Cartman
    Wilbert (from The RWS) as Mr. McCormick
    Caroline as Mrs. McCormick
    Duke as Mr. Stoch
    Madge as Mrs. Stotch
    Duncan as Scott
  • BarneyandThomasFan: Here's my cast
    James as Eric
    Thomas as Stan
    Duck as Kyle
    Whiff as Kenny
    Percy as Butters
    Emily as Wendy
    Skarloey as Chef
    Sir Handel as Mr. Garrison
    Toby as Mr. Mackey
    BoCo as Mr. Marsh
    Mavis as Mrs. Marsh
    Caroline as Shelly
    Spencer as Mr. Broflovski
    Daisy as Mrs. Broflovski
    Bill/Ben as Ike
    Molly as Mrs. Cartman
    Harvey as Mr. McCormick
    Madge as Mrs. McCormick
    Edward as Mr. Stotch
    Elizabeth as Mrs. Stotch
    Diesel as Scott Tenorman, Cartman's Haft Brother
    Salty as Mr. Tenorman
    CiCi (a made-up Thomas diesel) as Mrs. Tenorman
    Stanley as Token Black
    Charlie as Clyde
    Billy as Craig
  • GordonandEricCartman: Gordon is a very good Cartman.
  • ThomasBarneyandStanMarshFan: Yes he does. I would like to prefer James to be Cartman.
  • DuckandMarioFan:

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