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James is forced to have the V-Chips attatched to his tender.
- James=Eric Cartman
- Thomas=Randy Marsh
- Caroline=Shelia Broflovski
- Daisy=Liane Cartman
- Bear (from The RWS)=Dr. Vosknocker
|Caroline:||Okay, everyone, settle down. As we continue to send troops into Dean Forest, M.A.C. is also fighting the war against potty-mouths here at home. Here to present the V-chip is Bear The Diesel Engine [Dr. Vosknocker].|
|Bear:||[clears his throat and activates the projector] The machinery of the V-chip is very simple. It is placed under the teenager's [the child]'s skin, where it emits a small shock of electricity whenever an obscenity is uttered. [slides of the procedure are shown]|
|Thomas:||Now uh, wait a minute. This chip somehow knows that the teenager [the child] is swearing?|
|Bear:||It's just like a lie detector. You see, certain things happen to you when you swear, just like when you lie. The chip picks up on this, and gives the subject a little prick. [the red tender engine on the slide is shocked and his insides can be seen] Patient B-5, would you step out here, please? [James enters dressed in a white robe on his funnel and shower cap on his tender] Patient B-5 here has been fitted with the new V-chip.|
|James:||Ow, my tender [head] hurts.|
|Bear:||[to James] Don't worry about that. [brings out some flash cards and shows him the first one] Now, I want you to say, "Doggy."|
|Bear:||[to the other engines] Notice that nothing happens. [to James] Now say, "Montana."|
|Bear:||Good! Now, "Pillow."|
|Bear:||All right! Now, I want you to say, "Horse-fucker." [James is unsure and looks to Daisy, his girlfriend.]|
|Daisy:||Go ahead, James (Eric). It's all right.|
|James:||Horse-fucker-aaagh! [bzzzt] Ow! [the engines gasp] That hurt, God dammit-aaagh! [bzzzt] Ow! Fuck-aaagh! [bzzzt] Hey!|
|Bear:||Now I'd like you to say, "Big floppy donkey dick."|
|Bear:||Success! The teenager [child] doesn't want to swear! [the engines cheer]|
|James:||This isn't fair, you sons of bitches-aaagh! [bzzzt] Ow! God damnit-aaagh [bzzzt. Pretty soon he's swearing a stream and runs out of view due to the resulting shocks]|
|Caroline:||We will start putting V-chips in all our friends [children] next week! [the engines cheer wildly]|
- ThomasandDuckFan: James does a great Eric, because they're both vain.
- ThomasandFriendsRingoStarrAlecBaldwinandMichaelBrandon: Thanks.
- ThomasandOliverFan: Caroline does a perfect Shelia, because they're both angry.
- MarioandLuigi238: Also, Daisy does a great Liane, because they're both vain, like James and Eric.
- ThomasandFriendsRingoStarr: Thomas works perfect for Randy.