Thomas Bandicoot 1 (1996) is the full length Thomas/Crash Bandicoot parody film made by UbiSoftFan94.
Thomas as Crash Bandicoot (Both the main heroes, because Thomas can only speak in Thomas Bandicoot 1, and Crash Bandicoot cannot speak in Crash Bandicoot 1, despite Thomas is a Jedi knight, Luke Skywalker, Rayman, Casey Jones, and Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Tillie as Tawna Bandicoot (Both the main females, although Tillie is Pinocchio, because she is a female steam engine, and yes, I know Pinocchio is male, because Tillie has Pinocchio's voice)
Smudger as Dr. Neo Cortex (Both evil and mean enemies to poor Thomas and poor Crash Bandicoot, despite that he is Darth Vader)
Devious Diesel as Dr. Nitrus Brio (Both devious, although he is one of the Wicked Coachman's goons, because he is Honest John)
Casey Jr. as Aku Aku (Both the main characters, although Casey Jr and Aku Aku protect Thomas and Crash Bandicoot, because Casey Jr is Johnny, Green Arrow, City of Truro, and Flying Scotsman)
Arry as Papu Papu (Although Arry is Papu Papu, he's another one of the Wicked Coachman's goons, because he is the sith lord)
Farnsworth as Ripper Roo (Although Farnsworth and Ripper Roo go pyscho, Farnsworth is another one of the Wicked Coachman's goons, because he is a sith lord)
Emily as Coco Bandicoot (Both the main females, despite that Coco Bandicoot does not appear in Crash Bandicoot 1, but Emily does appear in Thomas Bandicoot 1, because she is Lampwick, and yes, I know that Emily is the only female steam engine in the Steam Team, because she's a protagonist, because Lampwick is male, because he's a antagonist)
George as Koala Kong (Although George is Koala Kong, he is a sith lord, because he is the Wicked Coachman)
The Troublesome Trucks as Doctor Neo Cortex's minions and villains
John, Jim, Weasel, Bowser Koopa, Bowser Junior, Misstress Nine, the Pyscho Rangers, the Phantom Blot, Ratigan, Fidget, Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth), Dr. Facilier, the Grand Duke of Owls, Rasputin, and Zig-Zag the Grand Vizer as the Wicked Coachman's other goons
Silver Fish as Pinstripe Potoroo (Although Silver Fish is both evil and mean to poor Thomas, he is another one of the Wicked Coachman's goons, because he is Gideon)
Grandpa Max (Ben 10) as The Brakeman
Skarloey, Rheneas, Harry, Chris, Velma, Wendy, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico), the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Marge as the Boys and Girls
Kronk, Grandpa Lou, Goofy Goof, and Mortimer Mouse as the Crews of the Double-Header
Ten Cents, Lillie Lightship, Sally Seaplane, Lillie Lighthouse, Rebacca, Theodore, CiCi, Betty, Sunshine, Emily, Hank, George, Foduck, Top Hat & Hercules (from TUGS and Theodore Tugboat) as the Donkeys
Castle Vision logo appears and highlights the music to play as Braveworld logo appears to highlight the music as well while Thomas puffs along and screams in terror as the title says 'Thomas Bandicoot 1 - Featuring Thomas as Crash Bandicoot and Casey Jr as Aku Aku, made by UbiSoftFan94 aka RayFan94'.
Devious Diesel: (up in the castle) We have not determined the cause of test failures. (starts laughing)
Smudger: Moron! This tank engine will become my general, who will then lead my narrow gauge trucks to conquer the world. This time, I shall reign... triumphant! (Thomas screams in pain) We are closer than ever before. (Devious Diesel shunts Thomas into the Vortex) Quickly... into the Vortex!
Devious Diesel: But, Dr. Smudger, the Vortex is not ready. We have no idea what may happen.
The power switches on, but has a failure, and rejects Thomas, who manages to escape.
Smudger: (chases Thomas) Failure again. Get him... Capture him!
Thomas: (breaks a glass window) Uh-oh. (falls down) Yahoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!
A Goofy holler is heard when Thomas falls down into the ocean.
Smudger: Prepare the female bandicoot. (laughs evilly as Tillie screams in terror)
Thomas: (stranded on an island) Where am I?
Casey Jr: It is I, Junior, Casey Junior, that is, but you can call me Casey if you wish, Cinderella says it is my duty to protect you. You can summon me by blowing your whistle, and if you call me thrice, I will grant you special powers.
Thomas and Casey Junior set off through the jungle on a mission to rescue Tillie while bumping every truck out of the way. Thomas picks up a sleek cylinder, and with the touch of a but ton, a beam of light shoots out to form a glowing blade, as Thomas picks up a pistol gun after he switches off his sleek cylinder.
Thomas: Unbelieveable... (The Circus is Coming to Town by Kidsongs plays) I'll hold onto them with great care. (Thomas puts on his belt and carefully places his weapons around it)
Casey Jones: (blows the whistle) Stretch out with your feelings. (Thomas concentrates on his training while the train roars into life out into the countryside)
Thomas has successfully managed to complete his training, but is getting attacked by guns, and manages to defeat them with lightsaber.
Casey Jr: Look out! (guns fire at Thomas, but get hit and die) That wasn't so hard, was it?
Thomas: (spots Caledonian Railway 812 Class No. 828) That's our way out of here. Hmph! So predictable. What was that? (Thomas, still wondering if he was hearing things, quickly gets on board No. 828, as the engine sets off in a hurry) This is 78 ball break. (Thomas hits all 78 balls into the holes)
People: How's the express? Right on time as usual.
Thomas Skyketchum: Where's the driver?! (takes the controls while Casey Jones stokes No. 828's boiler)
Narrator: Soon they were out of town, droven along at full speed. Oh, how it was raining.
Casey Jr: Huh?
Thomas: That made it slow down the Western Mail.
Chorus: The rain was coming down 5 or 6 weeks The railroad track was like the bed of a creek It slowed him down to a 10 mile 8 And it made the Western Mail exactly 8 hours late Casey Jones plowing through the water Casey Jones sloughing through the mud Casey Jones plowing the wah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-at...
Casey Jr: Atchoo!
Casey Jr: Thanks.
Grandpa Max (Ben 10): Oh, there you go!
Thomas: Hey, we're eight hours late, better get going. (Racing Casey song plays, Thomas stops the train, and blows the whistle) Hey! A cow in the middle of the track. Hold onto your chores, ski-do! (Thomas adds more coal to the furness)
Casey Jr: I just know you will.
As Thomas blows the fire to make the train go faster, the bridge blows up as Casey Jr falls down, but starts to climb the top, and finally makes it while Thomas realizes that he is late as the Casey Jr song plays.
Thomas: Cinder and ashes!
As the train starts to fall apart, Thomas struggles to give it some repairs while the train roars down a hill, but just a bit further away, a whistle blows across the valley because there must be another train coming.
Narrator: Uh-oh. What's that whistle? It's another train, a big double-headed slow freight train coming up the other side of Reno hill on the very same track as Casey's train, is it going to slow down the Western Mail?
Thomas is too busy fixing the engine's dome to notice while the other train whistles to get Grandpa Max's attention.
Grandpa Max: Hmm... Oh no! (Runs up to tell Thomas)
The double-headed slow freight train approaches as Grandpa Max (Ben 10) fails to get the message, gasps, jumps off the train, lets out a Goofy holler, and then far in the next wide shot with the view of the train, is still shown on the engine's roof while warning Thomas.
Thomas: Egad! (blows the whistle four times) E-e-egad!
Kronk, Grandpa Lou, Goofy Goof, and Mortimer Mouse scream in terror, jump off their engines, and run for cover.
Casey Jr: Yikes! (The two trains collide with a large explosion)
The Porter: (sighs, but then hears a whistle, and smiles proudly because Thomas was right on time, when Casey Jr returns back into his normal self again)
Led by the force, Thomas finds himself face-to-face with Iron 'Arry, their lightsabers spring to life, as Iron 'Arry tries to attack Thomas boldly and force him to retreat, but then begins to fail, and bump straight into Farnsworth.
Thomas: (spots Farnsworth, screams, and runs away)
Farnsworth: What do you think you're doing?
Arry: Sorry, boss.
Casey Jr, disguised as Flying Scotsman, quickly hurries away from Doncaster to Peterborough. (Queen's Don't Stop Me Now song plays with Casey Jr as himself and being in a disguise as Johnny continues on his journey to Cannonville, as Thomas adds lots of coal to the furness. Thomas accidentally picks up a train robber on his coal shovel that was filled with coal. Now even angry with the rest of the robbers, poor Thomas then begins to hit them with his coal shovel, until he knocks them out of the train window, while the Walk of Life song by Dire Straits plays with No. 828 thundering by on route to Dundee. Later, Thomas and Casey Jr watch the Shinty team play Shinty, and set off to the Western man, bringing the Shinty team with them on board Emma, who only appears as the train, as Tillie meets an emerald engine named Emily.
Thomas: It's me, Casey Jones.
Chorus: Casey Jones, well he did his duty and he finally west, with the Western Mail. Whoo-whoo! (Train whistle blows)
Devious Diesel, Silver Fish, and Tillie: (singing Hi-Diddle-
Thomas: Tillie? Tillie?! Where an earth has she--? What in the--?! Hey, Tillie, where are you going?! Come back!
Emily: I'm Excellent Emily. What's yer name?
Tillie: Tillie, the little engine that could.
Emily: Ever been tae M&D's Amusement Park?
Tillie: Nope, but all George wants to do is...
Emily: Me neither, but they'd say it's a swell joint, nae school, nae cops. Ya can tear the joint apart, and nobody says a word. You can tear the joint apart and nobody says a word. Lots of food and drinks to get around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink, and it's all free. Boy, that's the place. I cannae wait.
Emily, Tillie, Skarloey, Rheneas, Harry, Chris, Velma, Wendy, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico), the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Marge set off to Pleasure Island, while Thomas coughs and splutters.
Thomas: Well, here we go again.
Top Cat: Right here, folks! Right here! Get your cake, pie, dill pickles, and ice cream! Eat all you can! Be a glutton! Stuff yourselves! It's all free, boys! It's all free! Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hector: The rough house! The rough house! It's the roughest, toughest joint you ever seen! Come in and pick a fight, folks!
Emily: Oh, boy, a scrap! Come on, let's go in and poke somebody in the nose.
Emily: Aw, just for the fun of it.
Tillie: Okay, Princess.
Benny, Brain, Spook, Choo-Choo and Fancy: Tobacco row! Tobacco row! Get your cigars, cigarettes, and chewing tobacco! Come in and smoke your heads off! There's nobody here to stop you!
Thomas: Tillie? There's something... funny about all this. I must get her out of here.
Edward: Hurry, hurry, hurry! See the model home. It's open for destruction. And it's all yours, boys! It's all yours!
Emily: What'd I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint?
Tillie: Yeah! Bein' bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?
Emily: Yeah, Tillie, let's get a load of that stained-glass window.
Emily throws a brick at the glass window as the heroes cheer and end up having lots of fun being bad.
George: Alright, now, hop to it, you blokes. (cracks his whip at the diesel goons) Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock 'em tight! (The goons obey George's commands) Now get below and get all those crates ready. Give those heroes enough rope, and they will soon make a fool out of themselves. (laughs evilly)
Flying Scotsman thunders with Casey Jr following from behind with the Theodore Tugboat theme and the Babes in Toyland song 'Toyland' playing while the General buffers to the coaches as the people climb in. Thomas checks his lightsaber and realizes that it is still blue and has enough batteries. Thomas battles George, forces him to retreat as the furious battle begins with the air humming and sparks flying with their lightsabers springing to life while swinging and clashing, until Thomas finally cuts George's hand off, kills him, and forces Devious Diesel to realize that Thomas was the one that was planning to rescue Tillie. As Thomas leads the parade of animals, a runaway train hits the goods train, forcing Thomas to cheer for the crowd while leading the parade.
Thomas: Well, that's done it, I've managed to kill George the Steamroller, I must get Tillie out of here.
Then Thomas hears a noise, which was the sound of tugboats braying like donkeys, and thinks for a moment.
Thomas: Where are all those tugboats from?
Devious Diesel: Come on, you blokes! Keep them moving, we haven't got all night, because I would know why Thomas killed George. Alright, next. And what's your name?
Theodore: Theodore Tugboat.
Devious Diesel: Okay, you'll do, so in you go. I don't know what Thomas is up to, but he was the one that was trying to rescue Tillie, and now it is Thomas, who must die! Okay, next! And what may your name be?
Emily: Emily, Theodore's friend.
Devious Diesel: So you can speak, eh?
Emily: Yes, sir. Can we tugboats go home to the harbour?!
Devious Diesel: Hey, lads! If you take her back, because she and the other tugboats can speak!
Emily: Please, please, you can't turn us into villains!
Hank: Yes, please don't do this to us.
George: We're all tugboats, because we're heroes.
Foduck: We're all heroes, not evil villains.
Betty: Now we're in trouble.
Sunshine: Yes, please, don't.
Ten Cents: You don't understand.
Emily: Let us out of here!
Devious Diesel: QUIET! You heroes have had lots of fun. Now you will end your time and pay for your fun.
Thomas: Heroes? So that's what... I've got to get Tillie out of here!
Emily and Tillie are meanwhile talking to each other about having fun, and as they both start to laugh, they both begin to bray, cover their mouths to stop braying and scream in terror.
Emily: Help! Help! Please, Tillie, help! Tillie? THOOOMAAAAS!!!! (Tillie gasps as poor Emily transforms into Lille Lightship, and grows donkey ears and even a tail, as she brays uncontrolably, and kicks everything)
Tillie: (gasps and grows donkey ears) Oh! What's happened?
Thomas: Oh, I hope I'm not too late.
Tillie: What will I do?! (grows a donkey tail, grabs hold of its end, and gasps)
Thomas: Tillie! Are you okay?
Tillie: Thomas?! Is that you?! Oh, Thomas, thank goodness you're here! Oh, please do help me, okay?!
Thomas: Okay, Tillie, but the heroes are all tugboats! They're all turning into villains! Oh! You're even turning into a villain as well, because you've grown a donkey tail and donkey ears! Come on, quick, before you get any worse. (Pinocchio's Transformation Music plays)
Casey Jr: (as City of Truro puffs along) I think I can (repeats while his Casey Jr theme from Dumbo plays)
Tillie and Thomas run away, dive into the river, and swim for shore, while 'Donald Duck vs Magica DeSpell' from Donald Duck Goin' Quackers plays.
Thomas: Who is that murderer?! What could he have done to take poor Tillie away? (flies the X Wing to Silver Fish's lair where a furious battle begins as Thomas and Silver Fish light their lightsabers and fight each other until Thomas, who was saying 'You find I'm full of surprises. No... Never!' wins when Silver Fish, who was breathing and saying 'You have learned much, young one. You destiny lies with me, Bandicoot, your parents knew this to be true.', begins to fail)
Casey Jr: Have you still got your weapon?
Thomas checks his lightsaber, realizes that it still has batteries, and climbs on Casey Jr as the train passes by many 4-4-0s, two 0-6-0s, Yonah, and a diesel.
Devious Diesel: (laughs evilly, scares poor Thomas, and forces him to scream in terror)
The two warriors light their lightsabers. Thomas attacks Devious Diesel boldly, forces the diesel shunter to retreat, and finally sends him falling into the river, while Smudger searches for Thomas, who was rushing along and still trying to rescue Tillie, while Skarloey and Rheneas work on the narrow gauge railway.
Thomas: (pants for breath) Phew!
Smudger: Good heavens! Are you still trying to win? You've got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday.
Thomas and Smudger spring their lightsabers to life to form their glowing blades.
Thomas: Hello. My name is Thomas the Bandicoot Engine. You've stolen my girlfriend. Prepare to die.
Smudger: STOP SAYING THAT!
Thomas: I want my girlfriend back.
A furious battle begins. The air hums and sparks as lightsabers swing and clash.
Smudger: You have learned much, young one.
Thomas: You'll find I'm full of surprises.
Smudger: Casey Jr has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
Thomas attacks boldly, forcing Smudger to retreat, as their lightsabers flash in time and again.
Thomas: (yells in pain and gets nearly hurt)
Smudger: If Tillie will not join the dark side, then perhaps you will.
Thomas: NOOOOO! (With an angry look on his face, Thomas slashes at Smudger, drives him to his knees, cuts his hand off and sends falling off the edge of the cliff screaming 'Curse you, Thomas Engine!' in terror.
Tillie: (looks down at Smudger falling down and feels shocked) Oh dear! (turns to Thomas and smiles)
Rheneas: Hey, Skarloey, what's up?
Skarloey: Oh, hi, Rheneas, what do you suppose has happened to Emily, and where is Thomas?
Rheneas: I don't know, Skarloey, but he is here somewhere.
Narrator: Next time, take the train!
Casey Jr: Th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Voice Acting Cast:
Thomas - MINIUSMAXIMUS
Tillie as Tawna Bandicoot - lillylivers
Smudger - johnovision160
Devious Diesel - Goldy344
Casey Jr. - Mulvi747
Arry - tozonline
Farnsworth - shotzrox
Emily - EmilyFan619
George - Durden77
The Troublesome Trucks - ScottishDuck17, ChubbyRules4, and indexsonic
John, Jim, Weasel, Bowser Koopa, Bowser Junior, Misstress Nine, the Pyscho Rangers, the Phantom Blot, Ratigan, Fidget, Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth), Dr. Facilier, the Grand Duke of Owls, Rasputin, and Zig-Zag the Grand Vizer - Ryan, Chris, Jake, MissOliverandBlossom, TrainLover476, Kate669, Tom628, Jim522, and GotSteam?
Silver Fish - DanTheDiesel
Grandpa Max (Ben 10) as The Brakeman - Dan5589
Skarloey, Rheneas, Harry, Chris, Velma, Wendy, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico), the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Marge as the Boys and Girls - RustyFanatic05, TheCutiePie, TonyGoldWing, JoelTheSwedishDragon, ThomasandMichael2, and ChrisTheXelent
Kronk, Grandpa Lou, Goofy Goof, and Mortimer Mouse as the Crews of the Double-Header - Chris Burrell, Jarrahwhite, Christopher Signore, and Alaric
Ten Cents, Lillie Lightship, Sally Seaplane, Lillie Lighthouse, Rebacca, Theodore, CiCi, Betty, Sunshine, Emily, Hank, George, Foduck, Top Hat & Hercules - Chris Signore, Chris, Christopher, The Old Bean, Professor Vengeance, Kind Edward, Blue Pioneer, and Road Roller