Thundercock

From Scratchpad

John Tubergen was at one end of the table with Andy, Jeff Spanke, and Benji sitting in the middle. An attractive girl randomly came up and started talking to John and this surprised the three in the middle. They looked at each with shocked faces and then began to make comments and gestures that John's enormous penis was whacking them from under the table, tilting the table, and "making the girl gargle for it." The story is often told by Benji much to his delight and to the dread and embarassment of Tripod.

(Benji...please fill out this story completely like Naked Yogurt Time)