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Toby Had A Little Lamb/No Joke For James/Percy's Chocolate Crunch is an episode of the HB version of Thomas and Friends. It has one Season 3 episode, two Season 6 episodes and three songs.

Stories

  1. Toby Had A Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
  2. No Joke For James (George Carlin)
  3. Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)

Songs

  1. Really Useful Engine
  2. Percy's Seaside Trip
  3. James The Really Splendid Engine

Notes

  • Release Date: March 20, 2004.
  • Narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Transcript

  • (We see the Season 6 intro, and finally the start of Toby Had A Little Lamb)
  • Alec Baldwin: Winter on the Island of Sodor can be windy cold. When the cold wind blows, the engines can't wait to get back to the snug warm of Tidmouth Sheds.
  • Toby: Bitter cold, bitter cold, bitter cold.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Toby.
  • Toby: Still, I'll soon be back in my nice dry shed.
  • Alec Baldwin: But suddenly, Toby's driver applied the brakes. He could see a farmer standing neat deep in snow. He was waving a red flag.
  • Farmer McColl: Mah phone lines are down, all the roads are blocked and my sheep had just started lambing.
  • Alec Baldwin: The farmer said.
  • Farmer McColl: They're trapped on the hillside, cut off by the snow.
  • Toby: What can we do to help?
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby chuffed.
  • Farmer McColl: I need a vet as quickly as possible.
  • Toby's Driver: We'll stop at the next signalbox.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Toby's Driver.
  • Toby's Driver: I'll phone the vet from there.
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby raced to the signalbox and the driver phoned ahead to the station. Sir Topham Hatt and The Vet were waiting for Toby as he arrived.
  • Toby: The farmer's lambs are stranded on the hillside!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Toby.
  • Toby: We've got to rescue them!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So we shall.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send Duck right away. This is a job for an engine with a snowplough.
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby knew Duck was the right engine for the job. He was very powerful.
  • Toby: Hurry!
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby called anxiously, as Duck chuffed out of the station. But so much snow had fallen, the tracks ahead were blocked.
  • Duck's Driver: We can't go on.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Duck's driver grimly.
  • Duck's Driver: We'll have to go back.
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby was surprised to see Duck return to the station.
  • Duck: I tried my hardest.
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Duck.
  • Duck: But the weather's getting worse.
  • Duck's Driver: Even Duck's snowplough can't get through.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. Then, Toby had an idea.
  • Toby: My old branch line runs out there, sir, remember?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's far too dangerous.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It would never carry Duck's weight.
  • Toby: It might take my weight.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Toby.
  • Toby: And I know that line on the back of my buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: He added.
  • Toby: It's our only chance to help the lambs.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt agreed, but he told Toby to be very careful. Soon, a blizzard was howling. Toby's driver was worried.
  • Toby: I can do it.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Toby.
  • Toby: As long as these rails hold.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Toby had forgotten about the rickety old bridge.
  • Toby: Help! My wheels are wobbling!
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried. His driver fought for control as Toby struggled on.
  • Toby: I've got to reach the other side of this bridge.
  • Alec Baldwin: Gasped Toby.
  • Toby: Those lambs need me.
  • Alec Baldwin: The farmer was waiting. It was very cold. Suddenly, a ghostly glowing eye shone from the snowstorm. It was Toby's headlamp.
  • Farmer McColl: You've made it!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried the farmer.
  • Farmer McColl: What a brave engine you are.
  • Alec Baldwin: The vet and the farmer went to find the lambs. But they soon returned.
  • Vet: The lambs are safe and sound, Toby.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the vet.
  • Vet: But we need a place now to keep the little ones warm.
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby smiled.
  • Toby: I'll think you'll find Henrietta as plenty of room.
  • Alec Baldwin: Toby stayed for several days just to make sure the lambs were all right. The farmer was very grateful.
  • Farmer McColl: Thank you, Toby.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Farmer McColl: We could've done it without you.
  • Toby: Thank you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Toby.
  • Toby: There's nothing i like better than helping out a friend in need.
  • (Really Useful Engine then starts after the story)
  • Children: (singing) He's a really useful engine you know. All the other engines they'll tell you so. He huffs and puffs and whistles, rushing to and fro. He's a really useful engine we adore! He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. He's a really useful engine you know. Cause the Fat Controller, he told him so. Now he's got a branch line to call his very own. He's a really useful engine we adore! He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. Little blue train, he's always there whenever you need a hand. If you need help with a situation who comes into mind. He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. He's a really useful engine you know. Maybe little, but he's never slow. Stand back in amazement, just you watch him go. He's a really useful engine we adore! He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. He's the really useful engine we adore!
  • (Following the commercial breaks, No Joke For James is the next to start)
  • George Carlin: James is a mixed traffic engine. He can pull both freight cars and coaches. He's proud of his smart red paint and so is his driver.
  • James' Driver: Everyone says you brighten up your day, James.
  • George Carlin: One morning, James whistled loudly at the other engines.
  • James: Look at me! I'm a smartest most useful engine on the line!
  • Thomas: Rubbish.
  • George Carlin: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas: We're all useful. Sir Topham Hatt says so and he's headed the whole railway.
  • Percy: You know what, James?
  • George Carlin: Added Percy.
  • James: What?
  • George Carlin: Replied James.
  • Percy: You're getting all puffed out.
  • George Carlin: James huffed away. Later, he was still boasting.
  • James: I'm the pride of the line.
  • Gordon: I saw you're pulling freight cars.
  • George Carlin: You're only a goods engine.
  • James: I've pull coaches too.
  • Gordon: Not as much as I do.
  • James: But Sir Topham Hatt has plans for me.
  • George Carlin: James was making this up but Gordon believe him.
  • Gordon: What plans?
  • James: Uh, wait and see. Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • James: Now what'll I do?
  • George Carlin: Thomas was shunting shiny new coaches.
  • Thomas: Good morning, James.
  • James: Are those coaches for me?
  • George Carlin: Asked James hopefully.
  • Thomas: No, these are for Gordon's Express. I'll fetch your freight cars next.
  • George Carlin: But James was going to play a trick on the other engines.
  • James: Actually, Thomas, I'm taking the coaches. Sir Topham Hatt ask me to tell you.
  • Thomas: What about the cars?
  • George Carlin: Asked Thomas.
  • James: Uh, give them to Gordon.
  • Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: Orders and orders.
  • George Carlin: So when James' driver returned, James was coupled to the coaches and he puffed away. Thomas returned with the freight cars. And a few minutes later, Gordon arrived.
  • Gordon: Where's the express?
  • George Carlin: Thomas told him about James.
  • Thomas: And so here are your cars.
  • George Carlin: Gordon was very cross and so his driver.
  • Gordon's Driver: Wait'll Sir Topham Hatt heres about this.
  • George Carlin: Meanwhile James was enjoying himself enormously.
  • James: What a clever plan! What a clever plan!
  • George Carlin: He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James. You have caused confusion.
  • James: Yes Sir.
  • George Carlin: Said James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You will now stay in your shed until you are wanted.
  • George Carlin: The other engines teased James.
  • Gordon: I wonder who'd be pulling the express today?
  • George Carlin: Said Gordon.
  • Henry: I expect it'll be you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Henry.
  • Henry: James is stuck in the shed for being silly.
  • George Carlin: James felt sad. Next morning, he went back to work.
  • Thomas: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Thomas.
  • Thomas: Good to see you out and about again.
  • James: I'm sorry I tricked you.
  • George Carlin: Said James.
  • James: Are these my cars?
  • Thomas: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Thomas kindly.
  • Thomas: They're please to have you back.
  • George Carlin: James set off to the harbour with a train of freight cars. He bustled about all day pushing and pulling them into place.
  • James' Driver: Time to go home now, James.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver at last.
  • James' Driver: No cars or passengers. Just we too.
  • George Carlin: But his driver was wrong.
  • Railway Inspector: Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Said the man.
  • Railway Inspector: I have a meeting with Sir Topham Hatt and I mustn't be late. May I ride back with you?
  • James' Driver: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Replied James' driver. Then he whispered to James.
  • James' Driver: This gentleman is a railway inspector.
  • George Carlin: James was most impressed. He steamed along the line as smoothly and quickly as he could. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting on the platform and the railway inspector greeted him warmly.
  • Railway Inspector: This clever engine gave me a splendid ride. You must be proud of him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes indeed. Once again, you are a really useful engine.
  • (Percy's Seaside Trip is the next song to begin)
  • (Rooster crows)
  • Children: (singing) The sun is shining, it's a lovely day. It won't be long before we're on our way. The guard is waiting, flag in hand. He blows his whistle, we're off to sea and sand. The sky is blue, there's not a cloud in sight, So much excitement, didn't sleep all night. Now Percy's rushing trough the countryside, With people waving as we (peep peep) whistle by. Seaside, we're off to the seaside. Ice cream in cones, Candy floss on your nose. Seaside, we're off to the seaside, We're gonna have a lovely day. Just one more hill to climb and we'll be there. Sounds of the seaside start to fill the air. Then someone shouts out excitedly.
  • Girl: "Look over there, everybody, I can see the sea!"
  • Children: (singing) Seaside, we're off to the seaside, Buckets and spades, all the fairground arcades. Seaside, we're off to the seaside, We're gonna have a lovely day. And when it's cold in wintertime, Still you can be there any time. Just close your eyes, count 1-2-3, Dream your dream and once again be by the sea. Sir Topham Hatt arrives to greet the train. He is so pleased that Percy's right on time. So much excitement, so much glee. We're all together with Percy by the sea. Seaside, we're all at the seaside, Building sandcastles with buckets and spades. Seaside, we're all at the seaside. Oh, what a lovely, lovely, day. Seaside, we're all at the seaside, Picnics and paddling, swimming all day. Seaside, we're all at the seaside, Oh, what a lovely, lovely day. Thank you, Percy, for such a lovely day. Hooray!
  • (Owl hoots)
  • (Once again, after the commercials, Percy's Chocolate Crunch is the last story to start)
  • Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt's engines love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful as they puffed across the Island of Sodor. Percy often has the dirtiest work to do. But he likes to be clean as well as any other engine. Washdowns are important to Percy. But Sir Topham Hatt had bad news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Due to a water shortage...
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: ...No engine shall have more than one washdown a day. Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: He added and left. Percy was upset.
  • Percy: I get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He complained.
  • Percy: I need washdowns. Gordon only does it to feel important.
  • Gordon: I am important.
  • Alec Baldwin: Gordon sniffed.
  • Gordon: I'm an express engine.
  • James: You're a poudy puffer, Percy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased James.
  • Percy: No, I'm not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wheeshed Percy and he chuffed away. Percy was loading freight cars at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the troublesome trucks were being naughty. As Percy pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out.
  • Troublesome Trucks: On! On! On!
  • Alec Baldwin: They cried. Percy found himself under the chute and coal dust flew everywhere.
  • Percy: Oh, no. (coughs)
  • Alec Baldwin: Coughed Percy.
  • Percy: I'm filthy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Percy felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on. On the way to Callan Station, the troublesome trucks teased Percy even more.
  • Troublesome Trucks: Clickety clack, don't look back, dirty Percy's on our track.
  • Percy: Be quiet!
  • Alec Baldwin: Percy snapped. When Percy arrived at Callan Station he was very upset.
  • Percy: From now on I am only doing work where i wont get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Harold the Helicopter was at Callan station picking up medical supplies.
  • Harold: Hello, Percy.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called. And he took off blowing cinders and ashes everywhere.
  • Percy: Not again!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Percy.
  • Percy: I want a washdown.
  • Percy's Driver: Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: Reminded his driver.
  • Percy: I want to be useful where i can't get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Percy huffed.
  • Percy's Driver: There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
  • Percy's Driver: We can take the sugar cars.
  • Percy: Sugar.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
  • Percy: That's nice and clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Percy was pleased. Percy didn't know that earlier a leasky freight cars had spilled oil on the track. When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes. But Percy's wheels just skidded on the oily rails.
  • Percy: Oh, no!
  • Alec Baldwin: Hooted Percy.
  • (Percy crashes into the factory and six windows splat themselves as he pops out)
  • Percy: Yuck!
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
  • Percy: I've never been this dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He was covered from funnel to firebox in sticky gooey chocolate. Back at the sheds, everyone thought it was very funny.
  • Thomas: You look good enough to eat.
  • Alec Baldwin: Thomas hooted.
  • James: Bon-bon Percy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased James.
  • Henry: Choc-ice on wheels.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chipped in Henry.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Gordon pompously.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Ahem.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a stern sounding voice. It was Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You had had a trying day, Percy.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Percy: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Percy from beneath the chocolate.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you showed us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So...
  • Alec Baldwin: He added.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You shall have your washdown.
  • Percy: Oh, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And a new coat of paint.
  • Alec Baldwin: Percy just beamed.
  • (James The Really Splendid Engine is the last song to happen)
  • Children: (singing) He's a really splendid engine, everybody knows, But he does go on and on and on, always telling us so! He is a splendid fellow, but he really is quite vain. Who do we mean?
  • Girl: You got it!
  • Children: James!
  • (Conductor's whistle blows)
  • Children: (singing) Take a look who's coming down the track, Make way for James, hooray for James. Shiny shiny paint with the jet-black stack, Make way for James, hooray for James. What it is for certain and we really should note.
  • Girl: It's indisputable, but let's take a vote.
  • Children: (singing) He's the really splendid engine with the bright red coat. James, (ee-oh) He can brag all day - how fast he goes, How good he looks — he's such a pose. But what about the time he got covered in mud, Oh, what a dope, what a dud! But up and down the line you'll hear the others say, "Despite his vanity, he really is okay. Dependable, reliable, and seldom late, We all think James is great!" Speeding down the line like a lightning flash, Make way for James, hooray for James. Hang on to your hat as he whooshes past, Make way for James, hooray for James.
  • Girl: He really knows how to stage a show.
  • Boy: You gotta stand back and watch him go.
  • Children: (singing) He's the really splendid engine with the bright red coat.
  • (Conductor's whistle blows)
  • Children: Whoo! (singing) Look who's swaning it down the track. Make way for James, hooray for James. He never looks up, he never looks back, Make way for James, hooray for James. A tad conceited, and really quite vain, He knows we love him just the same. Take a look who's coming down the track, Make way for James, hooray for James. Shiny shiny paint with the jet-black stack. Make way for James, hooray for James. He's the really splendid engine, shiny, shiny engine. He's the really splendid engine, yep, that's our James.
  • Man: That's James!
  • (Percy's whistle toots)
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • (Following the last song, we find the end credits with Thomas looking at us)
  • (While they roll, the Thomas end theme plays)
  • (After that, the 2001 HiT Entertainment logo appear)

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