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Todd Proves A Point & Other Stories is a Pooh & Friends spoof to Percy Proves A Point & Other Stories. It contains three Season 1 episodes, three Season 2 episodes, and one Season 3 episode narrated by George Carlin.

Cast

  1. Winnie The Pooh as Thomas (Jim Cummings)
  2. Buzz Lightyear as Edward (Patrick Warburton)
  3. Mike Chilton as Gordon (Reid Scott)
  4. Zachary Pingrey as James (Scott Menville)
  5. Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
  6. Lightning McQueen as Bertie (Owen Wilson)
  7. Launchpad McQuack as Harold (Terry McGovern)
  8. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Wayne Allwine)
  9. Mitchie O'Hara as Annie (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  10. Amethyst Giger as Clarabel (Grey Griffin)
  11. Randy Cunningham as Henry (Ben Schwartz)
  12. Kuzco as Toby (J.P. Manoux)

Episodes

  1. Todd Proves A Point
  2. Pooh and Lightning's Great Race
  3. Pooh Saves The Day
  4. Down The Hole
  5. Lightning's Chase
  6. Todd's Promise
  7. Woolly Bear

Scripts

Todd Proves A Point

  • George Carlin: Todd worked hard at the new harbor. The workmen needed stone for their building. Kuzco helped, but sometimes the loads of stone were too heavy, and Todd had to fetch them for himself. Sometimes, he'd see Pooh.
  • Pooh: Well done, Todd. Mickey Mouse is very pleased with us.
  • George Carlin: An airfield was closed by. Todd heard the airplane zooming overhead all day. The noises of all was a duck.
  • Todd: Silly thing!
  • George Carlin: Said Todd.
  • Todd: Why can't and go and buzz somewhere else?
  • George Carlin: One day, Todd stopped at the airfield.
  • Todd: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Said Todd.
  • ​Todd: Who are you?
  • Launchpad: I'm Launchpad. Who are you?
  • Todd: I'm Todd. What whirly great arms you've got.
  • Launchpad: They're nice arms.
  • George Carlin: Said Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: I can hover like a bird. Don't you wish you could hover?
  • Todd: Certainly not. I like my rails, thank you.
  • Launchpad: I think railways are slow.
  • George Carlin: Said Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: They're not much use and quite out of date.
  • George Carlin: He whirled his arms and buzzed away. Todd found Kuzco at the quarry.
  • Todd: I say, Kuzco. That Launchpad, that stuck up whirlybird thing, says I'm slow and out of date. Just let him wait. I'll show him.
  • George Carlin: He collected his pirates and started off still fuming. Soon, they heard a familar buzzing.
  • Driver: Todd.
  • George Carlin: Whispered his driver.
  • Driver: There's Launchpad. He's not far ahead. Let's race him.
  • Todd: Yes, let's.
  • George Carlin: Said Todd. Todd pounded along, the pirates screamed and swayed.
  • Driver: Well, I'll be a ding-dong dang!
  • George Carlin: Said the driver. There was Launchpad. The race was on!
  • Driver: Go it, Todd!
  • George Carlin: He yelled.
  • Driver: You're ganging!
  • George Carlin: Todd had never been allowed to go fast before. He was having the time of his life.
  • Todd: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
  • George Carlin: He panted to the pirates.
  • Pirates: We don't want to, we don't want to.
  • George Carlin: They grumbled. It was no use. Todd was bucketing along with flying wheels and Launchpad was high and alongside. The fireman shoveled for dear life.
  • Driver: Well done, Todd!
  • George Carlin: Shouted the driver.
  • Driver: We're ganging! We're going ahead! Oh good boy, good boy!
  • George Carlin: A distant signal warned them that the harbour wharf was near.
  • Todd: Peep peep peep! Brakes, conductor, please?
  • George Carlin: The driver carefully checked the train's headlong speed. They rolled onto the main line, and haulted on the wharf.
  • Todd: Oh dear!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Todd.
  • Todd: I'm sure we've lost.
  • George Carlin: The fireman scrambled to the cab roof.
  • Fireman: We've won, we've won!
  • George Carlin: He shouted.
  • Fireman: Launchpad's still hovering. He's looking for a place to land. Listen, boys.
  • George Carlin: The fireman called.
  • Fireman: Here's a song for Todd. (singing) Said Launchpad McQuack to our Todd you are slow. Your railway is out of date and not much used you know, but Todd and his stone pirates did the trip in record time, and we beat the duck on our old branch line.
  • Goerge Carlin: Todd loved it.
  • Todd: Oh, thank you!
  • George Carlin: He said. He liked the last line best of all, and was a very happy boy.

Pooh and Lightning's Great Race

  • George Carlin: Pooh was waiting at a junction when a car arrived.
  • Pooh: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: Who are you?
  • Lightning: I'm Lightning McQueen. Who are you?
  • Pooh: I'm Pooh Bear. I run this branch line.
  • Lightning: So you're Pooh. Ah, I remembered now. You got stuck in the snow. I took your passengers and Sebastian the Crab pulled you out. I've come to help you with your passengers today.
  • Pooh: Help me?
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: I can go faster than you.
  • Lightning: You can't.
  • George Carlin: Said Lightning.
  • Pooh: I can.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Pooh.
  • Lightning: I'll race you!
  • George Carlin: Said Lightning. Their drivers agreed for the race going ahead. The stationmaster said...
  • Stationmaster: Are you ready? Go!
  • George Carlin: Pooh never could go fast at first and Lightning drew in front.
  • Mitchie: Why don't you go fast, why don't you go fast.
  • George Carlin: Called Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Pooh: Wait and see, wait and see.
  • George Carlin: Hissed Pooh.
  • Amethyst: He's a long way ahead.
  • George Carlin: They wailed. But Pooh didn't mind. He remembered the level crossing. There was Lightning fuming at the gates while they sail gaily through.
  • Pooh: Goodbye, Lightning!
  • George Carlin: Called Pooh. After that the road left the railway so that they couldn't see Lightning. Then, they had to stop at the station to let off passengers.
  • Pooh: Peep peep! Quickly please!
  • George Carlin: Called Pooh and off they went again.
  • Pooh: Come along, come along.
  • George Carlin: Sang Pooh.
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: We're coming along, we're coming along.
  • George Carlin: Sang Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Pooh: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: Panted Pooh, then he looked ahead. There was Bertie tooting triumphly on his horn.
  • Pooh: Oh deary me, oh deary me!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Pooh.
  • Driver: Steady, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll beat Lightning yet.
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: We'll be Lightning yet, we'll beat Lightning yet.
  • George Carlin: Echoed Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Pooh: We'll do it, we'll do it.
  • George Carlin: Panted Pooh.
  • Pooh: Oh bother! There's the station.
  • George Carlin: Then he heard Lightning.
  • Lightning: Goodbye, Pooh. You must be tired. Sorry I can't stop. We race cars have to work here you know. Goodbye.
  • Pooh: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: Thought Pooh.
  • Pooh: We've lost.
  • George Carlin: But he felt better after a drink. The signal dropped.
  • Pooh: Hurrah, we're off! Hurrah, we're off!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Pooh. As they crossed the bridge, they heard an impatient...
  • Lightning: Honk honk!
  • George Carlin: There was Lightning waiting at the traffic lights. he started with a roar and chased on after Pooh again. Now Pooh reached his full speed. Lightning tried hard but Pooh was too fast. Whistling triumphantly he plunged into the tunnel leaving Lightning toiling far behind.
  • Pooh: We've done it, we've done it!
  • George Carlin: Panted Pooh.
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: We've done it, hooray! We've done it, hooray!
  • George Carlin: Chanted Mitchie and Amethyst as they whooshed into the last station. Everyone was there to celebrate Pooh's victory. But they gave Lightning a big welcome too.
  • Lightning: Well done, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: Said Lightning.
  • Lightning: That was fun. But to beat you over that hill, I should have to grow wings and be an airplane.
  • George Carlin: They now kept each others very busy. They often talked about their race, but Lightning's passengers don't like being bounced like peas in the frying pan, and Mickey Mouse has warned Pooh not to race at dangerous speeds. So although, between you and me, they would like to have another race. I don't think they ever will, do you?

Pooh Saves The Day

  • George Carlin: Every day, Mickey Mouse came to the station to see the Disney Characters.
  • Mickey Mouse: Hello.
  • George Carlin: He always said to Pooh.
  • Mickey Mouse: Don't let the silly pirates tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
  • George Carlin: There were lots of pirates and Pooh worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach and two strange things his driver called cranes.
  • Driver: That's the breakdown train.
  • George Carlin: He told Pooh.
  • Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like characters and coaches and pirates.
  • George Carlin: One day, Pooh was in the yard. Suddenly he heard a character whistling.
  • Zachary: Help! Help!
  • George Carlin: A freight train came rushing through much too fast. The character was Zachary and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
  • Zachary: They're pushing me, they're pushing me.
  • George Carlin: He panted.
  • Pirates: On! On!
  • George Carlin: Laughed the pirates. Still whistling...
  • Zachary: Help! Help!
  • George Carlin: Poor Zachary disappeared.
  • Pooh: I like to teach those pirates a lesson.
  • George Carlin: Said Winnie the Pooh. Soon came the alarm.
  • Signalman: Zachary is off the line. The breakdown train quickly.
  • George Carlin: Pooh was coupled on and off they went. Pooh worked his hardest.
  • Pooh: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: He puffed. He wasn't pretending to be like Mike. He really meant it.
  • Pooh: Bother those pirates and their tricks. I hope poor Zachary isn't hurt.
  • George Carlin: Zachary's driver and fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Driver: Never mind, Zachary.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Fireman: It was those silly pirates and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
  • George Carlin: Pooh pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt pirates.
  • Pirates: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: They groaned.
  • Pooh: Serves you right, serves you right.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Pooh. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
  • Pooh: This'll teach you a lesson, this'll teach you a lesson.
  • George Carlin: He told the pirates. And they answered...
  • Pirates: Yes it will, yes it will.
  • George Carlin: They left the broken pirates. Then with two cranes they put Zachary back on the rails. He tried to move, but he couldn't so Pooh helped him back to the shed. Mickey Mouse was waiting anxiously for them.
  • Mickey: Well, Pooh Bear.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Mickey: I heard all about it and I'm very pleased with you. You're a really useful bear. Zachary shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint and you shall have a branch line all to yourself.
  • Pooh: Oh thank you sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh. Now Pooh is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Mitchie and Amethyst. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them all day. He is never lonely. Buzz and Randy stop quite often and tell him the news. Mike is always in a hurry but never forgets to say...
  • Mike: Boop Boop.
  • George Carlin: And Pooh always whistles...
  • Pooh: Peep Peep.
  • George Carlin: In return.

Down The Hole

  • George Carlin: One day, Pooh was at the junction when Mike Chilton shuffled in with some pirates.
  • Pooh: Phew!
  • George Carlin: Remarked Pooh.
  • Pooh: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
  • Mitchie: I can't smell a smell.
  • George Carlin: Said Mitchie.
  • Pooh: A funny musty sort of smell.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Mike: No one noticed until you did.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Mike.
  • Mike: It must be yours.
  • George Carlin: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Pooh enjoyed teasing him about it.
  • Pooh: Mitchie, Amethyst, do you know what I think it is? It's ditchwater.
  • George Carlin: Before Mike could answer, Pooh puffed away. Mitchie and Amethyst could hardly believe their ears.
  • Mitchie: He's dreadfully rude I feel quite ashamed.
  • Amethyst: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
  • George Carlin: And to Ash they said...
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: You mustn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
  • George Carlin: But Pooh didn't care a bit.
  • Pooh: That was funny, that was funny.
  • George Carlin: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Mitchie and Amethyst were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Mike Chilton. Pooh left the coaches at the station and went off to a mine for some pirates. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their roofs are strong enough to hold up pirates but not the weight of characters. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Characters must not pass this board.
  • Pooh: Silly old board.
  • George Carlin: Thought Pooh. He had often tried to pass it but had never succeeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
  • Pooh: Now for my plan!
  • George Carlin: Huffed Pooh. Bumping the pirates fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
  • Driver: Come back!
  • George Carlin: Yelled his driver.
  • (A loud splash is heard as Pooh falls to the mine)
  • Pooh: Fire and smoke!
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: I'm sunk.
  • George Carlin: And he was.
  • Pooh: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Pooh: I am a silly old bear.
  • Mickey: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
  • George Carlin: Said Mickey Mouse.
  • Pooh: Please let me out. I won't do it again.
  • Mickey: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Mike could pull you out.
  • Pooh: Yes sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh. But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
  • Mike: Down the mine is he? Ha! ha! ha!
  • George Carlin: Laughed Mike.
  • Mike: What a joke! Boop boop! Little Pooh, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
  • George Carlin: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
  • Mickey: Are you ready? Heave!
  • George Carlin: It was a lot harden than they all thought. At last Pooh was free.
  • Pooh: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Mike: That's all right, Pooh. You made me laugh.
  • George Carlin: Replied Mike.
  • Mike: I'm in disgrace.
  • Pooh: So am I.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Pooh.
  • Mike: Why so you are Pooh. Shall we form an alliance? You help me and I help you.
  • Pooh: Right you are.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Pooh.
  • Mike: Good. That's settled.
  • George Carlin: Rumbled Mike. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.

Lightning's Chase

  • George Carlin: One morning, Buzz Lightyear was waiting to pick up passengers from Winnie The Pooh.
  • Buzz: Peep peep! We're late! Where is Pooh? He doesn't usually make us wait.
  • Fireman: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
  • George Carlin: Sanged the fireman.
  • Fireman: Johnny's so longer...
  • Driver: Never you mind about Johnny.
  • George Carlin: Laughed the driver.
  • Driver: Just you climb on the cab and look for Pooh. Can you see him?
  • Fireman: No.
  • George Carlin: Replied the fireman.
  • Fireman: There's Lightning McQueen in the terriying hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on the coach tour of something.
  • George Carlin: He clambered down.
  • Lightning: Stop, stop! I've got Pooh's passengers!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Lightning, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Buzz was gone.
  • Lightning: Bother.
  • George Carlin: Said Lightning.
  • Lightning: Bother Pooh's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the visitors catch the train?
  • Driver: That will do, Lightning.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
  • Lightning: I'll catch Buzz or bust.
  • George Carlin: Said Lightning.
  • Lightning: Oh, my gears and axles!
  • George Carlin: He groaned, toiling up the hill.
  • Lightning: I'll never be the same bus again. Hooray, hooray! I see him!
  • George Carlin: Cheered Lightning as he reached the top.
  • Lightning: Oh no! Buzz's at the station! No, he stopped at the crossing. Hooray, hooray!
  • George Carlin: Lightning toured down the hill.
  • Passengers: Well done, Lightning!
  • George Carlin: Shouted his passengers.
  • Passengers: Go it!
  • George Carlin: Lightning skitted into the yard.
  • Lightning: Wait, wait!
  • George Carlin: Cried Lightning. He was just in time to see Buzz puffed away.
  • Lightning: I'm sorry.
  • George Carlin: Said Lightning.
  • Passengers: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said the passengers.
  • Passengers: After him quickly. Third time lucky you know. Do you think we'll catch em at the next station, driver?
  • Driver: There's a good chance.
  • George Carlin: Replied his driver.
  • Driver: Our road keeps close to the line and we can climb hills better than Buzz. I'll just make sure.
  • George Carlin: He spoke to the stationmaster. Lightning and the passengers waited impatiently.
  • Driver: Yes! We'll do it this time.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Passengers: Hooray!
  • George Carlin: Called the passengers, as Lightning chased after Buzz once more.
  • Coaches: This hill is too steep, this hill is too steep!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled the coaches as Buzz snorted in front. They reach the top at last and ran smoothly into the station.
  • Buzz: Peep!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Buzz.
  • Buzz: Get in quickly please.
  • George Carlin: The conductor blew the whistle and Buzz's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave, Then he heard Lightning. Everything seem to happy at once, and the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened.
  • Buzz: I'm sorry about the chase, Lightning.
  • George Carlin: Said Buzz.
  • Lightning: My fault.
  • George Carlin: Replied Lightning.
  • Lightning: Late at junction. You didn't know about Pooh's passengers.
  • Buzz: Peep peep! Goodbye, Lightning! We're off!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Buzz.
  • Passengers: Three cheers for Lightning!
  • George Carlin: Called the passengers. Lightning raced back to tell Pooh that all was well.
  • Pooh: Thank you, Lightning, for keeping your promise.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: You're a very good friend indeed.

Todd's Promise

  • George Carlin: Every summer, Disneyland is very busy. Holiday makers love the sight see. When the weather is fine, there's no better place to visit. Some people like to go to the mountains. Others like the valleys. Children love the seaside. One morning, Pooh Bear was puffing along the line that runs by the coast. His two longstocking girls Mitchie and Amethyst were packed with children going to the beach. Everyone was happy. Todd was taking some pirates at the Harbour.
  • Todd: Hello, Pooh. You look cheerful. I wish I can take children today instead of pirates.
  • Pooh: They're in the vicar's Sunday school.
  • George Carlin: Explained Pooh.
  • Pooh: I'm busy this evening, but the stationmaster says I can ask you to take the children home.
  • Todd: Of course I will.
  • George Carlin: Promised Todd. Later, Todd saw Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: Sorry, Todd. Can't talk. I'm on high alert.
  • Todd: Why?
  • Launchpad: Bad weather's due. My help's always needed. Might how you go, Todd.
  • Todd: Huh.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Todd.
  • Todd: As long I got rails to run on, I can go anywhere and any weather anyhow. Goodbye.
  • Buzz: Be careful.
  • George Carlin: Warned Buzz.
  • Buzz: There's a storm coming.
  • Todd: A promise is a promise.
  • George Carlin: Thought Todd.
  • Todd: No matter what the weather.
  • George Carlin: The children had a lovely day, but by tea time, dark clouds loomed ahead. Mitchie and Amethyst were glad when Todd arrived. He was just in time. The rain streamed down Todd's boiler.
  • Todd: Ugh!
  • George Carlin: He shivered and thought of his nice dry shed. Todd struggled on past coastal villages and into the countryside. The river was rising fast.
  • Todd: I wish I could see, I wish I could see!
  • George Carlin: Complained Todd as he battled against the rain. More trouble lay ahead.
  • (Todd falls into the water and inside him, the fire gets sloshed)
  • Todd: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Todd.
  • Todd: The water's sloshing my fire!
  • George Carlin: Todd's driver and fireman had to find some more firewood.
  • Fireman: I'll have some of your floor boards, please.
  • George Carlin: Said the fireman to the conductor.
  • Conductor: I only swept the floor this morning.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled the conductor and he still help. Soon, Todd's fire was burning well. He felt warm and comfortable again. Then he saw Launchpad.
  • Todd: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: Thought Todd.
  • Todd: Launchpad's coming to laugh at me.
  • George Carlin: Something floated onto Todd's boiler.
  • Todd: Ow!
  • George Carlin: Explained Todd.
  • Todd: He needed throw things.
  • Driver: It's a parachute!
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: Launchpad's dropping hot drinks from us.
  • Todd: Thank you, Launchpad.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Todd.
  • Launchpad: Good to be at service.
  • George Carlin: Replied Launchpad as buzzed away. The water lapped Todd's feet. Todd was losing steam again, but he plunged bravely on.
  • Todd: I promised.
  • George Carlin: He panted.
  • Todd: I promised.
  • George Carlin: He meant one more big effort, and at last exhausted by triumph, he brought the train home.
  • Pooh: Well done, Todd!
  • George Carlin: Cheered Pooh.
  • Pooh: You kept your promise, despite everything!
  • George Carlin: Mickey Mouse arrived in Launchpad. First, he thanked the men, then Todd.
  • Mickey: Launchpad told me you are a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not a been on submarine. I don't know what you get onto sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful kid.
  • Todd: Oh sir.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Todd happily.

Woolly Bear

  • George Carlin: In the summer, the work crews cut the long grass along the road, raking it into heaps to dry in the sun. At this time of year, Todd stops where they have been cutting. The men load up his empty wagons and he pulls them to the station. Kuzco then takes them to the hills for the farmers to feed their stock.
  • Todd: Wheeeeeeeesh!
  • George Carlin: Todd gave a ghostly whistle.
  • Todd: Don't be frightened, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: He laughed.
  • Todd: It's only me!
  • Pooh: Your ugly fizz is enough to frighten anyone.
  • George Carllin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: You're like...
  • Todd: Ugly indeed. I'm...
  • Pooh: Green caterpillar with red stripes.
  • George Carlin: Continued Pooh firmly.
  • Pooh: You crawl like one too.
  • Todd: I don't!
  • Pooh: Who's been late every afternoon this week?
  • Todd: It's the hay.
  • Pooh: I can't help that.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: Time's time, and Mickey Mouse relies on me to keep it. I can't if you crawl in the hay till all hours.
  • Todd: Green caterpillar indeed.
  • George Carlin: Fumed Todd as set off to collect some hay to take to the harbour.
  • Todd: Everyone says I'm handsome, or at least nearly anyone. Anyway, my curves are better than Pooh's corners. Pooh says I'm always late.
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Todd: I'm never late, or at least only a few minutes. What's that to Pooh? He can always catch up time farther on.
  • George Carlin: All the same, he and his driver decided to start home early. Then came trouble. A crate of treacle was upset all over Todd. Todd was cross. He was still sticky when he puffed away. The wind was blowing fiercely.
  • Driver: Look at that!
  • George Carlin: Explained the driver. The wind caught the piled hay, tossing it up and over the track. The line climbed here.
  • Driver: Take a run at it, Todd.
  • George Carlin: His driver advised. Todd gathered speed. But the hay made the rails slippery and his wheels wouldn't grip. Time after time he stalled with spinning wheels and had to wait until the line ahead was cleared before he could start again. Everyone was waiting. Pooh seethed impatiently.
  • Pooh: Ten minutes late. I warned him. Passengers will complain and Mickey Mouse...
  • George Carlin: Then they all saw Todd. They laughed and shouted.
  • Todd: Sorry I'm late.
  • George Carlin: Todd panted.
  • Pooh: Look what's crawled out of the hay!
  • George Carlin: Teased Pooh.
  • Todd: What's wrong?
  • George Carlin: Asked Todd.
  • Pooh: Talk about hairy caterpillars.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Pooh.
  • Pooh: It's worth been late to have seen you.
  • George Carlin: When Todd got home, his driver showed him what he looked like in the mirror.
  • Todd: Bust my buffers! No wonder they all laughed. I'm just look like a woolly bear. Please clean me before Kuzco comes.
  • George Carlin: But it was no good. Pooh told Kuzco all about it. Instead of talking about sensible things like playing ghosts, Pooh and Kuzco made jokes about woolly bear caterpillars, and other creatures which crawled about in hay. They laughed a lot, but Todd thought they were really being very silly indeed!

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