Narrator: One peaceful day, Tommy, Phil, and Lil went to the book store. But when Tommy sees a 2011 America the Beautiful book, it happened.
Tommy: Can I have the 2011 America the Beautiful book? Since I drank 500 bottles of milk.
Phil: No, Tommy. It's a phony.
Lil: And we don't have 28 cents.
Tommy: (singing) Oh, beautiful, for fireflies! Mad Hatter's waves of green! Poor Chuckie is sad with Kimi, above the fruited queen! America, America! Dil ate his soup for lunch! So now I'm mad with cheers and pad! From hunch to shining hunch! (stops singing, and bawls) AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Phil and Lil: Why, geez, Tommy! Shut up!
Narrator: Then Phil and Lil ran away from Tommy's crazy tantrum, until Bob arrived.
Bob: HEY!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN HERE?!
Tommy: STOP!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Bob: You're punished for a million years, Thomas Malcolm Pickles, the trouble-making baby! (sends Tommy into jail) Good-bye forever! See you never!
Tommy: WHAAAAT!!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!
August 1, 2012