• Cody as Stan Marsh
  • Trent as Kyle Broflovski
  • Owen as Eric Cartman
  • Harold as Kenny McCormick
  • Ezekiel as Butters Stotch
  • Ella as Wendy Testaburger
  • Dakota as Bebe Stevens
  • Zoey as Red
  • Dawn as Annie Nelson
  • Cameron as Token Black
  • Duncan as Clyde Dovoman
  • Noah as Craig Tucker
  • Topher as Gregory Of Yardale
  • Jo as Shelly Marsh
  • Dave as Randy Marsh
  • Sky as Sharon Marsh
  • Leonard as Gerald Broflovski
  • Sugar as Sheila Broflovski
  • Sadie as Liane Cartman
  • Geoff as Stuart McCormick
  • Bridgette as Carol McCormick
  • Rodney as Prince Of Canada
  • Scarlett as Princess Of Canada


(the boys are sent to Chris Mackey's office)

  • Chris Mackey: (disappointed) "Now I'm very disappointed in you boys, m'kay. You all should ashamed of yourselves. Now I already called in your mothers."

(the boys are scared now)

  • Trent Broflovski: (scared) "You called my mom?"
  • Chris Mackey: "Yes."
  • Trent Broflovski: "Oh no, dude!"
  • Owen Cartman: "Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?"
  • Chris Mackey: "M'kay, what?"
  • Owen Cartman: "What's the big f**king deal, b***h?"
  • Cody Marsh: (agreeing) "Yeah!"
  • Chris Mackey: (horrified) "Ah! N-now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities, m'kay?"
  • Cody Marsh: "Nowhere."
  • Trent Broflovski: "Uh, we heard it from Mr. Garrison a few times before."
  • Cody Marsh: (agreeing) "Yeah."
  • Chris Mackey: (frowning) "Boys, I doubt seriously Mr. Garrison ever said, uh, (pulls up paper sheet and reads it) "Eat Penguin s**t, you a*s-s*******r"."

(the boys laugh at that)

  • Owen: (laughing) "Sweet."

(then their mothers come in and are very angry, making them stop laughing. Sky Marsh glares at Cody, Sugar Broflovski glares at Trent, Sadie Cartman glares at Owen, and Bridgette McCormick glares at Harold. The boys are so terrified)

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