Mal: Samey! Hey, Samey!
Mal: Did I get my package in the mail?
Sammy: I don't know.
Mal: What do you mean you don't know?!
Sammy: I. DON'T. KNOW.
Mal: Oh no, Samey!
Duncan: Look, Sally!
Mal: She's sick!
Sammy: No she's not!
Mal: I'll have to throw her into my operation!
Geoff: Not Duncan's room! Not there!
Sammy (in unison): No!
Mal: (Laughs in unison)
Samey: Duncan! Duncan!
(Mal slams his door)
Mal: Oh no! We have a sick patient here, Nurse! Bare the O.R, stat! Patient is...pricked! No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before! Now for the tricky part! Pliers!
Brody: I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
Mal: Doctor, you've done it! Samey...Sally's all better now!
Sammy: (Scream) Mom! Mom!
Mal: She's lying! Whatever she says it's not true! (slams door on his way out)