Mal: Samey! Hey, Samey!

Sammy: What?

Mal: Did I get my package in the mail?

Sammy: I don't know.

Mal: What do you mean you don't know?!

Sammy: I. DON'T. KNOW.

Mal: Oh no, Samey!

Sammy: What?

Duncan: Look, Sally!

Sammy: Hey!

Mal: She's sick!

Sammy: No she's not!

Mal: I'll have to throw her into my operation!

Geoff: Not Duncan's room! Not there!

Sammy (in unison): No!

Mal: (Laughs in unison)

Samey: Duncan! Duncan!

(Mal slams his door)

Mal: Oh no! We have a sick patient here, Nurse! Bare the O.R, stat! Patient is...pricked! No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before! Now for the tricky part! Pliers!

Brody: I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

Mal: Doctor, you've done it! Samey...Sally's all better now!

Sammy: (Scream) Mom! Mom!

Mal: She's lying! Whatever she says it's not true! (slams door on his way out)

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