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Total Drama School Year is a Total Drama Crossover featuring the one and only Chris McLean in a series of School Periods, with help from The Conductors, Team Doki, The Wild Kratts Crew, The Stars of Nature Cat, The Catholic Vegetables, The Odd Squad, The Tiny Toons, and the same cast from Jesse, Ian and Julia's Bug Carnival in all six different periods. Characters from Ghostbusters, Jumanji, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Wedding Peach, Captain N: The Game Master, Martin Mystery, Back To The Future, and Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys join.

Info

  • Join Chris McLean and the crew, as they attend the Total Drama Academy in over several periods. Also appearing in this video is Di Lung, one of the recurring foes that Courage encounters in Nowhere, Kansas.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Wild Kratts
  4. Nature Cat
  5. VeggieTales
  6. Odd Squad
  7. Tiny Toon Adventures
  8. Total Drama
  9. Pokemon
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Scooby-Doo
  12. Cardcaptors
  13. Digimon
  14. Sonic X
  15. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  16. Sailor Moon
  17. Men In Black: The Series
  18. Static Shock
  19. Jackie Chan Adventures
  20. Totally Spies!
  21. X-Men: Evolution
  22. Batman Beyond
  23. SWAT Kats
  24. The Winx Club
  25. The Susie Feeble Show
  26. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  27. Hoop-a-Joop
  28. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  29. Power Crystal Girls
  30. Soapin' Water
  31. Tetris Attack
  32. Friends Forever
  33. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  34. Detention
  35. Ozzy and Drix
  36. Tom and Jerry Tales
  37. Histeria!
  38. Generation O!
  39. Xiaolin Showdown
  40. Loonatics Unleashed
  41. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  42. Mermaid Melody
  43. The Red Ribbon
  44. Goldfish Warning!
  45. Ultimate Muscle
  46. F-Zero GP Legend
  47. Bakugan
  48. Future Card Buddyfight
  49. Turbo FAST
  50. Legend Quest
  51. Dragons
  52. Glitter Force
  53. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  54. Dawn of The Croods
  55. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  56. Buddy Thunderstruck
  57. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  58. The Replacements
  59. The Emperor's New School
  60. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  61. Phineas and Ferb
  62. Accidentally Adventures
  63. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  64. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  65. Gravity Falls
  66. Wander Over Yonder
  67. The 7D
  68. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  69. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  70. Rumor Has It
  71. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  72. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  73. Gummi Bears
  74. Timon and Pumbaa
  75. American Dragon: Jake Long
  76. Milo Murphy's Law
  77. Dexter's Laboratory
  78. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  79. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  80. The Powerpuff Girls
  81. Johnny Bravo
  82. The Clique
  83. Cow and Chicken
  84. Mike, Lu and Og
  85. Codename: Kids Next Door
  86. Ben 10
  87. The Secret Saturdays
  88. Generator Rex
  89. Adventure Time
  90. The Dork Diaries
  91. Teen Hearts
  92. The Dynamic Girls
  93. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  94. Regular Show
  95. Spellcaster High
  96. Mighty Magiswords
  97. Ghostbusters
  98. Jumanji
  99. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  100. Wedding Peach
  101. Captain N: The Game Master
  102. Martin Mystery
  103. Back To The Future
  104. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

Thomas Stories (featuring James himself)

  1. James Learns A Lesson
  2. Foolish Freight Cars
  3. James and The Queen of Sodor
  4. James and The Red Balloon
  5. A Proud Day For James
  6. James and The Trouble With Trees

List of Songs

  1. I Wanna Be Famous (???)
  2. Venus (covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls)
  3. Stronger (covered by Meilin Rae)
  4. Seven Days a Week (covered by Ralph and Cole)
  5. The Man Behind The Mask (covered by Dario and Damian)
  6. Girl Power (covered by Denise, Lucia, Marley and Lorelei)
  7. Kids of The Future (covered by Randy and Howard)
  8. Spice Up Your Life (covered by Brock, Roxanne and the Pussycats)
  9. We're Not Gonna Take It (???)
  10. My Best Friends (???)

Notes

  • This is the first time where Chris McLean makes his very first appearance.
  • Kimiko wears her The Year of The Green Monkey outfit, for her role as a janitor.
  • Miss Harper McCormick is revealed to be one of the teachers that Ash develops a teacher crush on.
  • Perry the Platypus is revealed to be on a mission to stop the villains.
  • Mitchie has to go to work with Amethyst, since her mom is the teacher of Pooh's period.

Script

  • (We open this crossover with I Wanna Be Famous)
  • Chorus: Your mom and dad I'm doin' fine, You guys are on my mind. You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous. I wanna live close to the sun, Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won, Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day. Cause, I wanna be famous! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Whistling in tune)
  • (We soon find Doki and the others at the Total Drama Academy)
  • Doki: Wow!
  • Oto: Look at that!
  • Chris: This must be the Total Drama Academy!
  • Martin: It is home to Chris McLean.
  • Ash: I'm psyched to go for the talent show, and I'm about to have a crush on Miss McCormick!
  • Gary: Surely, Ash.
  • Helen: Ah can hardly see Deputy Dusty!
  • Sarah: And zere's Chris McLean himself!
  • (Chris McLean arrives)
  • Chris: Students, we've got lots of periods to do and it will all end once you finish each of them.
  • Joe: Yes!
  • Chopper: Now, we're talking!
  • Fred: Alright, gang, let's split up and go to various classrooms!
  • Others: Right!
  • (Soon, Pooh, Todd, Kuzco and Phineas are in the first period)
  • Pooh: This is going to be exciting!
  • Todd: (as he sees Mitchie bringing Mrs. O'Hara to the classroom) Nice business suit, Mitchie!
  • Mitchie: Thank you, Todd.
  • Kuzco: What brings you to school year?
  • Mitchie: I'm off to work with my friend Amethyst, and I'm leaving you guys with my mom.
  • Phineas: Good luck, Mitchie!
  • Mitchie: I will!
  • (As she leaves for work, Alicia gives an announcement)
  • Alicia: Students, make sure you open your notebooks and mark on Page 11.
  • Pooh, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas and some unnamed students: Yes, Mrs. O'Hara.
  • (As they open their notebooks and mark on Page 11, The Conductors appear, also studying for the exam)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: This is great! Our first year as students!
  • Pooh: Why, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3! You're here for studying, too!
  • Todd: What a surprise!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone has to wear everyday clothing for school year.
  • Kuzco: Of course.
  • Phineas: Do you remind us of James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Phineas. He found a rough time with some coaches. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and James Learns A Lesson starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was enjoying his life on the Island of Sodor, but he still had a lot to learn.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're a special mixed traffic engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You can pull coaches or freight cars quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James knew what Sir Topham Hatt meant. He could well remember that dreadful accident on his first day.
  • Edward: Be careful with the coaches, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said kind little Edward.
  • Edward: They don't like being bumped.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone came to admire James.
  • James: I'm really a splendid engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought and suddenly let off steam.
  • James: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A shower of water fell on Sir Topham's nice new top hat. Just then, the conductor blew his whistle and James thought they had better go.
  • James: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed to Edward.
  • Edward: Don't push, don't push!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. The coaches were grumbling too.
  • Coaches: Don't go so fast, don't go so fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But James wouldn't listen. When at last they stopped at the next station two coaches were beyond the platform. They have to go back to let the passengers out. But no one seems to know about Sir Topham's new hat so James felt happier. Presently they came to the station where Thomas was waiting with his two coaches.
  • Thomas: Hello, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Feeling better? That's good. Oh, that's my conductor's whistle. I must go. I don't know what Sir Topham Hatt to do without me to run this branch line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he puffed off importantly. Edward and James passed the field where James has had his accident. The fences were mended and the cows were back again. They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. James was still wondering what Sir Topham would have to say about his new hat. Next morning, he spoke severly to James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If you can't behave, I shall take away your red coat and have you painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like that at all. He was very rough with the grumbling coaches as he brought them to the platform.
  • James: Don't talk, come on! Gordon never fetch his own coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought to himself.
  • James: And he's only painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: To make James even more cross, this time no one came near him.
  • James: I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • James: They thought Gordon is the only engine who can pull coaches. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James.
  • Coaches: You're going too fast, you're going to fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the coaches. James laughed and tried to go faster, but the coaches wouldn't let him.
  • Coaches: We're going to stop, we're going to stop!
  • James: What's the matter?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James asked his driver.
  • Driver: The brakes were on, leak in the pipe most likey. You banged the coaches enough to make a leak in anything.
  • Conductor: How should we mend it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: We'll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the driver.
  • Conductor: Well, where's the bootlace coming from?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: Ask the passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver.
  • Conductor: You have a leather bootlace there.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Conductor to a smartly dressed man.
  • Conductor: Please give it to me.
  • Man: I won't.
  • Conductor: Then I'm afraid the train will just stop where it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The passengers all said what a bad railway it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross. At last, he handed his laces over. The driver tied a pad of newspapers tightly round the hole in the brake pipe, and James was able to pull the train. But he was a sadder and wiser James, and took care never to bump coaches again.
  • (James Learns A Lesson ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how James must have been feeling bad.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother.
  • Todd: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Kuzco: Looks like period's over.
  • Phineas: Hey, wait a minute, where's Perry?
  • (Perry sneaks into the Principal's office and finds Rabbit with Major Monogram and Irving)
  • Rabbit: Oh, Agent P, you've come to see us!
  • Major Monogram: Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his pack of bad guys are raiding the school, as told by my wife Elizabeth Milder.
  • Principal Slimovitz: So, good luck to you!
  • (Perry salutes and sets off to find the bad guys)
  • (We join Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa in the next class)
  • Misty: Oh dear! This is insane!
  • Mel: We are stuck in Bug Class with that rude teacher!
  • (At that moment, Chuck brings Bugsy to the classroom)
  • Chuck: Listen very carefully, students! I'm leaving Bugsy in charge while I'm on a medical operation.
  • Lily: But Chuck!
  • Teodora: We're only wanting to be...
  • Chuck: NOT ANOTHER WORD!!!
  • Brianna: (stunned) You've yelled at us!
  • Vanessa: (also stunned) Now, we're in for it!
  • Chuck: (turning his attention to Bugsy) Make sure you'll give orders to the students, got it?
  • Bugsy: (saluting cheerfully) I'm ready when you are, sir!
  • (Chuck leaves for Nurse Winchester's medical room, and Bugsy starts to give orders to the students)
  • Bugsy: (sternly) Alright, students, grab your Bug Pokemon and start an experiment, now!
  • (All of the Bug Pokemon pop out, revealing two Caterpie, two Weedle and two Spinarak)
  • Misty: (shuddering in fear) UWAAAA!!!!
  • Mel: (shuddering in fear) D-d-don't move a muscle!
  • Lily: (shuddering in fear) We hate Bug Pokemon!
  • Teodora: (shuddering) Just don't get any closer to us!
  • Brianna: (shuddering) I want my mommy!
  • Vanessa: (shuddering) Me, too!
  • (The small Bug Pokemon prepare for a string shot exam, and as the scene cuts to Agent J and the others, they hear Misty and her friends scream)
  • Agent Jay: Do I hear a group of shrieks?
  • Agent Kay: Probably some bug Pokemon.
  • Virgil: Sis and Pops won't see anything funny.
  • Richie: You're right, V.
  • Jackie: I have a really bad feeling about this!
  • (But then, Misty and her friends's screams are heard again)
  • Uncle: Aiee-Yah!
  • Scott: Looks like Misty and her friends are in trouble!
  • Logan: Come on! We'd better report this to Officer Jenny, Lieutenant Feral and Officer Roberts!
  • (As they race down the hallways to report to the officers, Agent Jay accidentally collides with Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • Agent Jay: (holding his gun and pointing it to Di Lung) Freeze, you no good alien!
  • Lexi: (snatching Agent Jay's gun away) Give me that! You know the rules about none of the violence!
  • Agent Kay: Looks like Lexi and Senora Zapata are here to stop the ruckus, aren't they?
  • Senora Zapata: Certainly, Senor Kay. We know all about this School.
  • (Just then, Officer Jenny, Lieutenant Feral, Officer Roberts and the Conductors arrive)
  • Officer Jenny: What is going on in here?
  • Lieutenant Feral: Seems that my uncle and Cadet Feral are suspicious about the violence.
  • Officer Roberts: Are you boys alright?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: (seeing Di Lung) So you must be one of Courage's enemies from the middle of Nowhere!
  • Virgil: Yes, Conductors. He called Agent Jay a fool!
  • Richie: And what's worse is that he's trying to snap back at him.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gosh, Richie, you know that Misty and friends are getting into big trouble.
  • Jackie: Man, you're right.
  • Uncle: One more thing: Did James learn to take on freight cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Uncle. He did want to take on the freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Foolish Freight Cars starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James had not been out to push coaches or freight cars in the yard for several days. He was feeling miserable.
  • James: Oh dear. I wonder how long I shall have to stay in the shed would anyone else see my coat again? Why did I go so fast that i made a hole in one of my coaches that had to be mended with of all things a passenger's bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know you are sorry, James, and I know too that you want to be a useful engine. People are laughing at my railway and i do not like that at all.
  • James: I will try hard to do my best.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's a good engine. There's nothing like determination. I want you to pull some freight cars for me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was delighted and puffed away.
  • Thomas: Here's your freight train, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Have you got some bootlaces ready?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he ran off laughing.
  • Cars: Oh, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the freight cars.
  • Cars: We want a proper engine, not a red monster.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James took no notice and started as soon as the conductor was ready.
  • James: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: We won't, we won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. But James didn't care and he pulled the screeching cars stermly out of the station. The cars tried hard to make him give up but he still kept on. Sometimes their brakes will slip on and sometimes their axles will run hot and each time the trouble had to be put right and each time James will start again, determined not to let them beat him.
  • Cars: Give up, give up! You can't pull us! You can't, you can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the cars.
  • James: I can and I will! I can and I will!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James and slowly but surely, he pulled them along the line. At last they saw Gordon's Hill.
  • Driver: Look out for trouble, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned his driver.
  • Driver: We'll go fast and get them up before they know it. Don't let them stop you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James went faster and soon they were halfway up.
  • James: I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • James: Will the top never come?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then with a sudden jerk, it all came easier.
  • James: I've done it, I've done it. Hooray! It's easy now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But his driver shut off steam.
  • Driver: They've done it again. We've left our tail behind. Look.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The last cars were running backwards down the hill. A coupling had snapped. But the conductor stopped the cars and got out to warn approaching engines.
  • James: That's why it was easy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James as he backed the cars carefully down.
  • James: What silly things freight cars are. They're might have been an accident.
  • Edward: Shall I help you, James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
  • James: No thank you. I'll pull them myself.
  • Edward: Good, don't let them beat you. You're doing well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Edward as James slowly struggled up the hill.
  • James: I can do it, I can do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He pulled and puffed as hard as he could.
  • James: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted. James was resting in the yard when Edward pulled up.
  • Edward: Peep peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Then, James saw Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Oh dear, what will he say?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked himself. But Sir Topham Hatt was smiling.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I was in Edward's train and I saw everything. You made the most troublesome train on the line behaved. After that performance, you deserved to keep your red coat.
  • (Foolish Freight Cars ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how James earned to keep his red coat.
  • Scott: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Logan: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • Officer Jenny: Please remember not to make violence.
  • Lieutenant Feral: That means it.
  • Officer Roberts: So be careful, got it?
  • Agent Jay: We will!
  • Agent Kay: And thanks for the warning!
  • (The scene goes to Ash, as he, Courage, Emily, April, Scooby and Shaggy reach theater class)
  • Ash: Home sweet talent show!
  • Pikachu: Pikachu!
  • Courage: The things I do for love!
  • (Just then, Miss McCormick arrives)
  • Miss McCormick: (in a super sassy voice) Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • (Ash's expression turns into a smitten mood)
  • Ash: (blushing gleefully) Wow!
  • Miss McCormick: I have to quit school and become a teacher for a whole entire year.
  • Emily: Why yes indeed!
  • Candy: We love it!
  • April: Look, there's more company!
  • (Rebecca Norman and the Hex Girls arrive)
  • Rebecca: Looks like you're hitting the road!
  • Thorn: It's been a pleasure to see you, sweetheart!
  • Ash: (blushing even more) Double wow!
  • Scooby: Rebecca Rorman is here!
  • Shaggy: And, like, the Hex Girls, too!
  • (Meanwhile, Zoe and Malinda are comforting a crying Meilin)
  • Zoe: Now, come on, Meilin!
  • Malinda: Don't start crying on us!
  • Meilin: (tearfully) It's not the same! Mel and Teodora are stuck in Bug Class, and I'm the one who's banned forever!
  • (At that moment, Ralph and Cole approach)
  • Ralph: Hey, Meilin, keep your lame old mouth shut!
  • Cole: We're ready to participate in the talent show!
  • Dario: Really?!
  • Damian: That way we can participate in it, too!
  • Denise: No, we are!
  • Lucia: Our leader Fiona says so!
  • Marley: And she's the queen of Allington Academy!
  • Lorelei: Exactly!
  • Randy: Well, we're ready to sing with the reunited Jonas Brothers!
  • Howard: You won't regret this!
  • (Meilin turns from sad and remorseful to angry and dismissive)
  • Meilin: Fine! This is what we're going to do right now!
  • (As soon as the insulted participants split up, Julie, Theresa, Ann and Jonny walk in)
  • Jonny K.: And action!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • Theresa: We are here live at the experimental theater, where there will be six songs in order.
  • Ann: So without further ado, here are your welcoming hosts, Elmo and Kermit the Frog.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Elmo and Kermit step into the stage for a speech)
  • Elmo: Elmo's happy to hear about The Furchester Parents's advice.
  • Kermit: This is the moment you've all been waiting for!
  • Emily: I knew this show will work!
  • April: Meilin is also participating for sure.
  • Elmo: In Elmo's first act is a Bananarama song called Venus!
  • Kermit: Covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls perform Venus)
  • Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls: (in Bananarama voices) Goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name. She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire. Her weapons were her crystal eyes Making every man mad Black as the dark night she was Got what no one else had Wah! She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Venus She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire. Goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name Wah! She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Venus was her name Yeah baby she's got it Yeah baby she's got it Yeah baby she's got it Yeah baby she's got it.
  • (Venus ends)
  • Ash: Sakura's going to like it when she gets here.
  • Rebecca: Kaito, too!
  • Elmo: Coming up in Elmo's second act is Stronger by Britney Spears!
  • Kermit: Covered by Meilin Rae!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Meilin, dressed as Britney Spears, performs the song Stronger)
  • Meilin: (in Britney Spears's voice) Ooh hey, yeah. Hush, just stop There's nothing you can do or say, baby I've had enough I'm not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Than I ever thought that I could be, baby I used to go with the flow Didn't really care 'bout me You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong 'Cause now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Come on, now Oh, yeah Here I go, on my own I don't need nobody, better off alone Here I go, on my own now I don't need nobody, not anybody Here I go, here I go, here I go Alright Here I go, here I go, here I go  Stronger, than yesterday It's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more Now I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger!
  • (Stronger ends)
  • Meilin: Gary might hope to hear it.
  • Elmo: In Elmo's third act is a Scooby-Doo classic called Seven Days A Week.
  • Kermit: Covered by Ralph Hart and Cole Winston themselves!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Ralph and Cole perform Seven Days A Week)
  • Ralph and Cole: (in Austin Roberts and Danny Jansen voices) Well it's Saturday morning Don't know what to do Since Monday morning I've been dreaming 'bout you, yeah Seven days a week now Seven days a week You've even got me talking in my sleep Seven days a week Got me going in circles (Round and round) Seven days a week (Round and round) Every time I see you (Round and round) Coming down the street, yeah Seven days a week now Seven days a week It happens every time I see you Seven days a week I just don't think I can make it without you I feel so good just being around you Seven days a week now Seven days a week (Oh yeah) Feel so good just being around you Don't you know I love you? Seven days a week Now, now, now! Seven days a week Come on girl! Seven days a week Oh yeah Seven days a week (Fades out)
  • ​(Seven Days A Week ends)
  • ​Ralph: I hope Debbie Markus will hear about it.
  • Cole: And Lacey Layne will be more better than Amethyst Giger.
  • Elmo: Going for the fourth song is The Man Behind The Mask.
  • Kermit: Covered by Dario and Damian!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Dario and Damian, dressed in Alice Cooper outfits, sing The Man Behind The Mask)
  • Dario and Damian: (in Alice Cooper voices) You're with your baby And you're parked alone On a summer night You're deep in love But you're deeper in the woods You think you're doin' alright Did you hear that voice Did you see that face Or was it just a dream This can't be real That only happens, babe On the movie screen Oh, but he's back He's the man behind the mask And he's out of control He's back The man behind the mask And he crawled out of his hole You're swimmin' with your girl Out on lovers' lake And the wind blows cold It chills your bones But you're still on the lake That's a bad mistake But the moon was full And you had a chance To be all alone But you're not alone This is your last dance And your last romance Oh, if you see him comin' Get away if you can Just keep on runnin' Run as fast as you can He's a dangerous, dangerous man And he's out tonight And he's watchin' you And he knows you house No, don't turn out the lights Oh, but he's back He's the man behind the mask And he's out of control He's back The man behind the mask And he crawled out of his hole.
  • (The Man Behind The Mask ends)
  • Dario: Bailey's hopin' ta make amends.
  • Damian: Even Marina will, too.
  • Elmo: Our fifth act is a Cheetah Girls song called Girl Power!
  • Kermit: As covered by Denise Harvester, Lucia De Leon, Marley Clarkson and Lorelei Bernstein!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Denise and her friends, dressed in the Cheetah Girls' Girl Power outfit, perform the song)
  • Denise, Lucia, Marley and Lorelei: Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up never say die Girl Power Girl Power!! Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up never come too far Girl Power Girl Power!!
  • Denise: I've made mistakes before but I know I'm not perfect It's okay 'cause who could ever be.
  • Lucia: As long as I did my best It don't matter what no one says 'cause deep down in my heart I got the power to make it all happen, yeah
  • Denise, Lucia, Marley and Lorelei: Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up never say die Girl Power Girl Power!! Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up cause you come too far Girl Power Girl Power!!
  • Marley: At times I may just feel like my back is to the wall,
  • Lorelei: I hold my head up high and keep on standin' tall
  • Denise: I know that my back is covered
  • Lucia: Because we have each other and we're down for whatever. If you hear me throw your hands up
  • Denise, Lucia, Marley and Lorelei: Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up never say die Girl Power Girl Power!! Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up cause you come too far Girl Power Girl Power!! Sometimes life may get you down But you better hold your ground Can't nobody live your life but you Stay true to who you are And always follow your heart Your heart, your heart Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star You better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up never say say die Girl Power Girl Power!! Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star Better stand up if you know just who you are Never give up cause you've come too far Girl power Girl power!!!
  • (Girl Power ends as Denise and her friends deliver a finishing curtsy)
  • Denise: Woo!
  • Lucia: Gracias, everyone!
  • Marley: Boo-Ya!
  • Lorelei: Come again soon!
  • Elmo: Finishing Elmo's act is Kids of The Future!
  • Kermit: As covered by Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman themselves!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as both Randy and Howard sing Kids of The Future)
  • Randy and Howard: (in Jonas voices) We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids of the future [x2] Standing on a dirty, old rooftop Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Come on Lewis, keep moving forward Hold your head up high There's no time for looking down You will not believe where we're going now Here we go, let me remind you Look ahead, the past is behind you (Chorus) We're the kids of the future, whoa! We're the kids of the future, whoa! Everybody live 'cause the future is now! Bright lights, boy, look around you Your imagination is working overtime The world that you've dreamt of has now arrived Hot shot, the greatest adventure Is where the family you've searched for Comes alive So come meet the Robinsons Looking for a place you belong to Looking for a family that wants you We're the kids of the future, Whoa! We're the kids of the future, Whoa! Everybody live 'cause the future is now Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na Everyday we have fun me and Wilbur So happy to be here with the Robinsons I finally feel I can be someone Outside a new day is dawning Outside todayland is sprawling everywhere I know that it's right because We'll save the future together This family's forever We're the kids of the future, Whoa! We're the kids of the future, Whoa! Everybody live 'cause the future is now Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids of the future [x2]
  • (Kids of The Future ends)
  • Randy: Oh, I hope Sophia will understand!
  • Howard: Lolita, too!
  • Elmo: And the winner of today's talent show goes to...
  • (Kermit checks on the results)
  • Kermit: Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • (A BOING! sound from the It's a Laugh Productions logo is heard as Meilin drops her jaw in shock before shamefully falling on her knees to the ground)
  • Meilin: The shame!
  • Malinda: Oh, no!
  • Zoe: Don't tell us it's...
  • Mel: (swirly eyed) Those troublesome Bug Pokemon who used string shot on us!
  • Teodora: (swirly eyed) This is the reason why we don't like them!
  • Randy: What the juice are you two doing?!
  • Howard: And why are you both wounded?!
  • Ralph: I see, it was a Caterpie, Weedle and Spinarak.
  • Cole: How pathetic!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Don't mention it!
  • Dario: Ah'd say, Conductors, it was because of Bugsy!
  • Damian: He's the Azalea Town gym leader, you know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Man, that's worse.
  • Denise: I don't want to hear an excuse for this!
  • Lucia: Did James see the Queen of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Senorita Lucia. He did see that barge. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and James and The Queen of Sodor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The engines on the Island of Sodor want to be responsible, reliable and really useful. They are happiest when Sir Topham Hatt gives important work to do. James thinks his work is very important indeed. He is proud of his shiny red paint and likes to look clean and smart. One day, Percy puffed to the washdown.
  • Percy: My whistle's clogged.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tried to blow hard to clean it out, but instead blew mud all over Gordon.
  • Gordon: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Gordon. Percy was trying not to laugh.
  • James: Keep your dirt away for me. I'm collecting the mayor today.
  • Gordon: I should do that.
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuckled James.
  • James: You'd need a washdown first.
  • Gordon: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Snorted Gordon. James just laughed. Soon, James had collected the mayor and puffed proudly away.
  • James: Just look at me, Gordon!
  • Gordon: Show off!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Muttered Gordon. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to collect the queen of Sodor.
  • Thomas: Who's the queen of Sodor?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A leaky old barge.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: She needs to go to the workshops. It's dirty work i'm afraid.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just then, James shunted into the sheds. This gave Gordon an idea.
  • Gordon: Is collecting the queen of Sodor important work too?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Very important work. Do i have a volunteer?
  • James: Very important work!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Exclaimed James.
  • James: I'll do it!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then it settled. She's waiting at the canal.
  • James: Thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said James. Gordon was delighted. His plan was working.
  • James: I'm here to collect the queen of Sodor!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Announced James.
  • Yard Manager: There she is.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The yard manager said. James was furious.
  • James: That slimy old tub! Gordon tricked me, he wants me to get dirty. I'll show him. A shiny engine like me never gets dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Soon James set off with the queen of Sodor. It was a long journey to the workshops.
  • James: Shiny and clean, shiny and clean.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed James. Then there was trouble. The tall funnel of the old barge crashed through a pipe. James was sure he'd get covered in sludge. But he didn't.
  • James: Shiny and clean, shiny and clean.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He delcared again. The workmen soon cleared the mess and then James was on his way. He arrived safe and sound and pleased that the dirty work was done. When James returned to the sheds, he was very proud of himself.
  • Gordon: How did you manage to stay so clean?
  • James: I had to stay clean.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Boasted James.
  • James: In case there's important work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just then, Percy returned from the quarry.
  • Percy: My whistle is clogged again. Watch out, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Gust went everywhere.
  • Percy: I did warn you.
  • Thomas: You'll need a washdown now.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Teased Thomas.
  • James: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Snorted James.
  • James: It will make me reddier than ever. I'm such a splendid engine.
  • Others: (groaning)
  • (James and The Queen of Sodor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how James met the Queen of Sodor.
  • Marley: Yeah, I see to it.
  • Lorelei: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We join Brock as he and Roxanne guide Cilan, his brothers, Clemont and Bonnie, Kiawe, Turbo, Leo, Hiccup and Buddy Thunderstruck to the Kindergarten room)
  • Brock: This is it, everyone! We're ready for Kids Day!
  • Roxanne: Look, here come Josie and the gang!
  • (Josie, Melody, Valerie, Alan, and the Cabot Sibling Trio appear, along with Sebastian)
  • Josie: Brock, you're here!
  • Melody: We've been expecting you, or so we think? (chuckles to herself)
  • Brock: (blushing brightly) Ah, it's Josie!
  • Bonnie: (doing the same) And her friends Melody and Valerie!
  • Valerie: What brings you two here?
  • Brock: (proposing to Josie) All I want is a concert, so I'll wear my Paradise outfit from Same Old Song and Dance.
  • Bonnie: (also proposing to her) And I'll be the host of this Kids Day celebration, once Clemont will marry you!
  • Clemont: (stunned and shocked) B-Bonnie's the host of Kids Day?!
  • Cilan: I believe it's true.
  • Chili: Aw, man!
  • Cress: Here we go again!
  • Kiawe: What a coincidence.
  • (At that moment, Miss Francesca Bohn and her family arrive)
  • Miss Francesca Bohn: What a surprise to meet new students!
  • Superintendent Max Bohn: You sure are welcoming the little kindergartners, especially Panini Kaye!
  • Turbo: Ah, thank you.
  • Leo: Even my Abuelita will remember that!
  • Hiccup: We agree to watch Brock and Roxanne's concert.
  • Buddy: As we promise.
  • Sylvia: Yes!
  • Joshua: Now, we're talking!
  • (As Turbo and friends lead the Bohn family to the concert, Zuzu and Burgundy jealously watch)
  • Zuzu: Brock's an innocent showoff! I'd be more meaner than slacking him away!
  • Burgundy: Since Roxie chose Chili, I'm already broke! But I'll soon have my revenge!
  • Zuzu: Hope this concert will be a total wreckage.
  • Burgundy: Why thank you, Zuzu. That is so nice!
  • (Back at the Kindergarten room, Bonnie steps into the stage for a speech)
  • Bonnie: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual Kids Day celebration!
  • Miss Francesca Bohn: Oh, this is going to be exciting!
  • Superintendent Max Bohn: Good times will always happen.
  • Bonnie: And now, here we go with Spice Up Your Life, as sung by Brock, Roxanne and the Pussycats!
  • (The little kindergartners clap and cheer in delight as Brock, in his Paradise outfit, Roxanne, in Ginger's Last Time Lover outfit, and the Pussycats in their Say You'll Be There outfits, sing Spice Up Your Life)
  • Brock, Roxanne, and the Pussycats: (in Spice voices) La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la. When your feelin', Sad and lone We will take you, Where you gotta go Smilin' and dancin', Everything is free All you need is positivity Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la Yellow man in Timbuktu, Colour for both me and you Kung fu fighting, Dancing queen Tribal spaceman and all that's in between Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!!  Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Flamenco, Lambada But hip hop is harder We moonwalk the foxtrot Then polka the salsa Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Arriba!!! Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight!
  • (Spice Up Your Life ends)
  • Brock: We made it!
  • Roxanne: Erika and Rick Wheeler will hear it!
  • (Zuzu suddenly crashes in)
  • Zuzu: (with a red marker on her hand) Aha! I've got you now, Brock!
  • Brock: Zuzu, what's going on?!
  • Zuzu: This'll teach you how!
  • (She starts to charge toward Brock)
  • Cilan: Brock, look out!
  • Zuzu: EAT THIS!!!!
  • (But suddenly, Brock's Croagunk appears and uses Poison Jab on Zuzu)
  • Zuzu: OW! That's gonna hurt me a lot!
  • (She falls face first to the ground and Brock's Croagunk drags her away, just before the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That's what you get for ruining Kids Day!
  • Turbo: Conductors, what's wrong?!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Zuzu's nothing but a mere troublemaker!
  • Leo: Speaking of troublemakers, did James encounter a balloon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Correct, Leo. He did know about the balloon. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and James and The Red Balloon starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It is summer holiday time on the Island of Sodor. Vacationers come far and wide to enjoy the beauty of the island. It is the busiest time of the year for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Thomas was excited. Sir Topham Hatt had sent him to pick up a special to deliver to Dryaw arfield.
  • Percy: Wht did you got there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Tooted Percy.
  • Thomas: A balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Percy: A party balloon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy excitedly.
  • Thomas: No.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: This is a very special balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he chuffed away. Soon, Thomas arrived at the airfield and hot air was puffed into the balloon.
  • James: What is that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • Thomas: A hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: It would take vacationers on rides around the island.
  • James: Taking vacationers on rides around the island is our job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wheeshed James jealously. Then, as if by magic, the hot air balloon rose silently up into the sky.
  • James: What if the hot air balloon takes our passengers away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed James.
  • James: What would happen to us then.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This made Thomas worried. Suddenly, he wasn't so excited about the balloon. The balloon can be seen by everyone on the Island of Sodor. Duck gazed at it for so long, he ran into the back of Stepney.
  • Donald: Why, 'tis a floating basket with folks in it...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: Whatever would they dream up next?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas. James and Thomas were waiting at the level crossing. They were still worried about the hot air balloon.
  • Thomas: If it takes our passengers away...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: They'll be no use for us engines.
  • James: Passengers should travel on trains.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • James: Not in silly balloons.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then something big and round and red drifted straight towards them.
  • Voice: We're out of hot air!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted a voice.
  • James: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: What's happening!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Crash! Bang! Wallop! Went the balloon and landed right on top of James. He was so scared, he let out a huge burst of steam which blew the balloon up again. The balloon rose into the air once more.
  • James' Driver: Well done, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
  • James' Driver: Your hot air did the trick.
  • Thomas: Oh no, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: You saved the hot air balloon.
  • James: I didn't mean to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Groaned James.
  • James: Now we're sure to take our passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wherever James went, he could see the balloon carrying vacationers across the island. He felt he should be taking those passengers.
  • James: Rails are better than hot air any day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James arrived back at the station. There were lots of people on the platform. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, James.
  • James: But now the passengers will ride in the hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're right, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But they will need a ride home in a train.
  • Mr. Condutor 2: James was delighted. Sir Topham Hatt was right. The engines were busier than ever. Taking vacationers to and from the airfield. Whenever James sees the red balloon, he whistles and toots. And sometimes when he's asleep at night, James dreams he can fly too. Just like the red balloon.
  • (James and The Red Balloon ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how balloons can give rides after all.
  • Hiccup: Wow.
  • Buddy: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Piglet is with Brad, Dipper, Wander, Timon and Pumbaa at gym class)
  • Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
  • Brad: I hope that Dill Weed brother of mine won't understand!
  • (At that moment, Clair, who is dressed as Pulse Trans, appears with Liza, who is dressed as Hakone's principal Chiharu Shirakawa)
  • Clair: Listen up, students! There will be a training daze with a lot of Rhydon!
  • Dipper: Aw, great!
  • Wander: Not our worst nightmares!
  • Liza: You've all got several hours with the session!
  • Timon: Several hours?!
  • Pumbaa: I think we're all in for it!
  • (Just then, a pack of Rhydon appear, with one of them as a Rhyperior)
  • Piglet: Yikes!
  • Brad: Don't come any closer, I said!
  • Clair: Begin the training session, now!
  • (Liza's Charizard, Charla, smacks the gong and the Rhydon begin to do spare training to Piglet and friends)
  • (Meanwhile, Kick, Penn, Bashful and Milo Murphy are seen dressed as Twisted Sister, as they all perform We're Not Gonna Take It, with Kick leading off)
  • Kick: (in a Twisted Sister voice) We're not gonna take it A-no, we ain't gonna take it Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore. We've got the right to choose, and There ain't no way we'll lose it This is our life, this is our song We'll fight the powers that be, just Don't pick our destiny 'cause You don't know us, you don't belong. Oh, we're not gonna take it A-no, we ain't gonna take it Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore Oh, you're so condescending Your gall is never-ending We don't want nothing, not a thing from you Your life is trite and jaded Boring and confiscated If that's your best, your best won't do Whoa oh oh Whoa oh oh We're right (Yeah) We're free (Yeah) We'll fight (Yeah) You'll see (Yeah) Whoa, whoa We're not gonna take it A-no, we ain't gonna take it Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore Oh, we're not gonna take it A-no, we ain't gonna take it Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore No way! Whoa oh oh Whoa oh oh We're right (Yeah) We're free (Yeah) We'll fight (Yeah) You'll see (Yeah) We're not gonna take it A-no, we ain't gonna take it Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore Oh, we're not gonna take it (No!) A-no, we ain't gonna take it Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore (Just you try and make us!) Oh, we're not gonna take it (Come on!) A-no, we ain't gonna take it (You're all worthless and weak!) Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore (Now drop and give me twenty!) Oh, we're not gonna take it (A pledge pin) A-no, we ain't gonna take it (On your uniform) Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore.
  • (We're Not Gonna Take It ends, as Chuck, who was earlier in Bug Class, arrives with Pryce)
  • Chuck: Wow! That's a surprise!
  • Pryce: Training completed!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Are you guys, alright?
  • Piglet: We're fine, Conductors.
  • Brad: We've been wounded since those troublesome Rhydon attacked us!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They evolve from a Rhyhorn.
  • Dipper: Gee, it's true.
  • Wander: Did James learn to take Gordon's express?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Wander. He had to take it since he got a promise. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and A Proud Day For James starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One night, Henry and Gordon were alone with James. Altough Sir Topham Hatt was beginning to think well of them. Whenever a chance came the other engines will talk of nothing but bootlace.
  • Henry: Remember when they had to use a bootlace to get you out of trouble James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They would tease. James tried to get back by talking about Henry who got shut up in a tunnel and Gordon who got stuck on a hill. But they wouldn't listen.
  • Gordon: You talk too much little James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: A fine strong engine like me has something to talk about. I'm the only engine who can pull the express. When I'm not there, they need two engines. Think of that. I've pulled expresses for years, and have never once lost my way. I seem to know the right line by instinct.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that the signalman sets the the switches to make the engines run on the right track. But Gordon was so proud he had forgotten.
  • Gordon: Wake up, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon next morning.
  • Gordon: It's time for the express. What are you doing? Odd Jobs? Ah well. We all have to begin somewhere, don't we? Run along and get my coaches. Don't be late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James went to get Gordon's coaches. They were all shining with new paint. He was careful not to bump them and they followed him smoothly into the station, singing happily...
  • Coaches: We're going away, we're going away.
  • James: I wish I was going with you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should love to pull the express and go flying above the line!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon with much noise and blowing off steam, got ready to back on to the train. Sir Topham Hatt was on the train with other important people and as soon as they heard the conductor's whistle, Gordon started.
  • Gordon: Look at me now! Look at me now!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed and the coaches glided after him.
  • Gordon: Boop boop boop boop boop! Goodbye, little James, see you tomorrow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James watched the train disappeared and then went back to work. He pushed some freight cars into their proper sidings and went to fetch the coaches for another train. James had just brought the coaches into the platform when he heard a mournful noise. There was Gordon trying to sneak into the station without being noticed.
  • James: Hello, Gordon. Is it tomorrow?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon didn't answer. He just let off steam feebly.
  • James: Did you lose your weight, Gordon?
  • Gordon: No, it was lost for me. I was switched off the main line onto the loop. I have to go all around and back again.
  • James: Perhaps it was instinct.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James. All the passengers were shouting at the ticket window.
  • Passengers: We want our money back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt climbed onto a cart and blew the conductor's whistle so loudly that they all stopped to look at him. Then he promised a new train at once.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon can't do it. Will you pull it for us, James?
  • James: Yes sir, I'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James was coupled on, and everyone got in.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do your best, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Come along, come along!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Coaches: You're pulling us well, you're pulling us well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sang the coaches.
  • James: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James. Bridges and stations flashed by the passengers cheered and they soon reached the station. Everyone said thank you to James and Sir Topham Hatt was very impressed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done. Would you like to pull the express sometimes?
  • James: Yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James. Next day when James came by, Gordon was pushing freight cars.
  • Gordon: I like some quiet work for a change.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Gordon: I'm teaching these cars manners. You did well with those coaches I hear. Good, we'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he gave his cars a bump. James and Gordon are now good friends. James sometimes takes the express to give Gordon a rest. Gordon never talks about bootlaces, and they are both quite agreed on a subject of freight cars.
  • (A Proud Day For James ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how a really splendid engine can take the express.
  • Timon: That's good.
  • Pumbaa: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find The Sailor Scouts with Glitter Sunny and Glitter Breeze, taking their classmates the Mew Mews along the villain classroom)
  • Sailor Moon: Okay, girls, we've got lots of training to do.
  • Sailor Mercury: Are you with us?
  • Glitter Sunny: We're right with you two!
  • Glitter Breeze: Poor Lily's been fearing about Bug Pokemon.
  • (At that moment, The Legion of Doom appear, with Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the other villains)
  • Lex Luthor: A-Ha! We've got you now!
  • Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy Like Sailor clothing!
  • Sinestro: Yes indeed!
  • Black Manta: What do you know about that?
  • Sailor Mars: It's the Legion of Doom!
  • Sailor Jupiter: Don't tell us they're here!
  • Cheetah: Purr-fect choice, Jupiter!
  • Giganta: And one more thing...
  • (She crushes The Sailor Warriors' tiaras with her feet)
  • Sailor Venus: Oh, no! We're powerless!
  • The Scarecrow: And so do your female friends!
  • Toyman: Have a surprise for this!
  • (He turns the Sailor Scouts, Glitter Sunny and Breeze, and the Mew Mews into dolls)
  • The Riddler: Nicely done, Toyman!
  • Bizarro: Bizarro love it!
  • Braniac: Me, too!
  • Captain Cold: Now, to freeze the lockers!
  • (He freezes the lockers with ice powers)
  • Gorilla Grodd: Ooh, I knew that!
  • (But suddenly, Perry the Platypus crashes into the school, using fire powers to melt the ice away)
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus?!
  • King Koopa: Looks like he's here!
  • Jessie: How lucky!
  • Cliff: Seems that you're no match for the Legion of Doom!
  • Ulric: Of course.
  • Avalanche: Go ahead and make us if you want!
  • (But Perry presses a big red button, and drops all the villains including the Legion of Doom to their trapdoor)
  • The villains: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all crash to the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud, and as soon as the dust clears, they are all unconscious)
  • James: Hey, Lube, are you alright?
  • Lube: Man, where are we?
  • (The Conductors soon appear, posing as a trio of wailing spirits)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Who dares to drive in our way?!
  • Lex Luthor: Not those spirits again!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, Mr. Luthor, we've got a surprise for you and your friends!
  • (A pack of Reznors appear)
  • Meowth: (yelps) Now, we've done it!
  • Shriek: Run for it, everyone!
  • (They all flee from the Reznors, with Jessie's Wobbuffet following right after them)
  • (Perry is then seen turning Serena and the others back to normal)
  • Sailor Moon: Thank you, Agent P, for saving us!
  • Sailor Mercury: We couldn't have done it without you.
  • Sailor Mars: It's a good thing the Legion of Doom is gone.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And that reminds me of how James encountered a tree on the line. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and James and The Trouble With Trees starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine had been working in the coal yards all day. The little blue engine was covered in coal dust.
  • Thomas' Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
  • Thomas: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say i look silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the engines were too busy arguing to notice Thomas. James was talking loudest of all.
  • James: I deserve a new coat of paint. Sir Topham Hatt says i'm the pride of the line and...
  • Henry: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
  • Henry: We're all the pride of the line.
  • Percy: It's been like this all day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Percy to Thomas.
  • Percy: James is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
  • Thomas: Why, James! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
  • James: I rather not.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted James.
  • James: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was fuming. Next morning as James was being repainted, Henry had an accident.
  • (Crash)
  • James: If you can't push cars properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
  • Henry: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Sir Topham Hatt is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James.
  • James: If i came upon a tree i just push it aside.
  • Henry: Really!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied. Soon, James was showing off his paintwork.
  • James: Make way for an important engine.
  • Percy: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reproached Percy.
  • James: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
  • Terence: You should be careful, James. Trees can be just as powerful as engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Adviced Terence.
  • James: Oh please! Now excuse me, Sir Topham Hatt needs me to pull the express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he huffed away. But James was wrong.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train James. It's heavy so be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: But, sir, i've just been repainted. Can't Thomas and Percy do it? They're dirty and like working with freight cars.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So James didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
  • Freight Car: Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car. James ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a dificult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
  • James: Oh help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: Go away!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But of course, the tree couldn't. James tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
  • James' Driver: It's Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. James felt embarrased and worried that Thomas would laugh at him, but Thomas didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
  • Thomas: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
  • James: So am i.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied James.
  • James: As ready as i'll ever be.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
  • (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later, James spoke to Thomas.
  • James: Percy and Terence were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Oh, that's all right. We engines have to pull together whatever the weather.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Edward bustled in.
  • Edward: Sir Topham Hatt thinks you're both brave engines. Thomas, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and James, Sir Topham Hatt says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone was very happy.
  • (James and The Trouble With Trees ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how you must care for trees.
  • Sailor Jupiter: Thanks for the offer.
  • Sailor Venus: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We join Chris McLean as he and the other superstars wait for the students to return)
  • Buster: I am glad school's over.
  • Chris: Look, here come the students!
  • Pooh: (as he and the others return) We're back!
  • Todd: And safe and sound!
  • Larry: Well, looks like you've won after all.
  • Bash: Cool.
  • Ian: How did you manage to get to the bottom of this?
  • Kuzco: It's simple.
  • Phineas: Even Perry's been lucky to save the day.
  • Chris: As a reward, for all the periods, you've all earned 1000 points and a big A.
  • Everyone: Yes!
  • Chris: Congratulations!
  • Lexi: I'm sorry that I've yelled at you, Agent Jay, and so is my friend Senora Zapata.
  • Senora Zapata: We'll promise to be more behaved.
  • Agent Jay: And I'm sorry that I tried to snap back at Di Lung.
  • Agent Kay: Good times will always happen.
  • (At that moment, Jigglypuff appears)
  • Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
  • (Everyone gasps)
  • Ash: Blast my head!
  • Cilan and his brothers: Jigglypuff?!
  • (Jigglypuff pulls out a microphone)
  • Courage: Oh, no!
  • Muriel: It's about to sing!
  • Eustace: Don't do it, please!
  • (But Jigglypuff has already begun to sing on its microphone, putting everyone in the Total Drama Academy under a sleepy spell)
  • Roxanne: (drowsily) I-I think I'm going to snooze.
  • Josie: (also drowsily) Me, too.
  • (All the students and staff fall to the floor and take a long nap)
  • Jigglypuff: (stops singing) Jiggly?
  • (Everyone is having a very, very great snooze)
  • Jigglypuff: (angrily) Jiggly!
  • (Jigglypuff pulls out a black marker and proceeds to draw on everyone's faces off-screen, as the video ends)
  • (While the end credits roll, My Best Friends is heard)
  • Chorus: Til the end I will be with you, We will go where our dreams come true, All the times that we have been through, You will always be my best friends... Here we are on a new adventure Danger lurks somewhere in the darkness We are set for surprises - even battle! We're a team - no one better mess with us! If we stand as one, There's nothing to fear, We'll beat the darkness, And we'll stay right here! Time after time, That's how it will be, Just you and me. Till the end I will be with you, We will go where our dreams come true, All the times that we have been through, You will always be my best friends... Good friends - are those who stick together When there's sun and in the heavy weather... Smile after smile, That's how it will be, Just you and me... Till the end I will be with you, We will go where our dreams come true, All the times that we have been through, You will always be my best friends... Remember, when we first met? We had such fun, oh I never will forget... Since then, the times are so good - We've always stuck together like best friends should... Till the end I will be with you, We will go where our dreams come true, All the times that we have been through, You will always be my best friends...

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