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Plot

  • In this crossover edition of Toy Story, Timmy Turner is Andy Davis' favorite toy, but when Timmy meets a new toy, Ed, they get off to a rocky start and Andy starts playing with him [Ed] more. Timmy then gets himself and Ed into a situation where they eventually get taken home by Sid, Andy's neighbor who tortures toys. Can he and Ed learn to cooperate, be friends and escape before Andy moves?

Notes

Tsce
  • Only the toys of Toy Story [aside from some] are played by different characters. Characters who are not toys will remain in their original roles
  • Originally, Numbuh 1, Kevin and Skips were going to play Buzz, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm respectively (although the creator thought of Eddy as well as Kevin for the role of Mr. Potato Head before his original decision.), but Ed, Eddy and Garfield do instead because they best fits the roles.

Quotes

Quote 1

  • (We begin our story where we see various boxes made to look like an old western town. We then see a crayon-drawn "Wanted Poster" of Eddy.)
  • (Suddenly, a hand holding an Eddy toy with a toy gun taped to his hand appears)
  • Eddy (being voiced by Andy): Alright, pigeons! This! Is a stick-up! Don't anybody move. Now empty that safe.
  • (A Garfield bank is shaken to empty the money from him)
  • Eddy (voiced by Andy): Ooo-hoo-hoo! Moola! I'm rich! (kissing noises)
  • Bubbles (voiced by Andy): Stop it! Stop it, you mean, nasty stinker!
  • Eddy (voiced by Bubbles): Silence, Bubbles! Or your beebo get run over!
  • (We then see toys of Beebo [from the PPG episode, Pet Feud] on a Hot Wheels Race Track)
  • Beebo (voiced by Andy) Ohhh...uh...help...us!
  • Bubbles (voiced by Andy): Oh no! Not my Beebo! Somebody do something!
  • (Then our main hero, a Timmy toy rises from Andy's bed)
  • (Timmy faces Eddy and Andy pulls Timmy's string)
  • Timmy's voicebox: Not so fast!
  • Eddy (voiced by Andy): Oh no! Timmy Twerper!
  • Timmy (voiced by Andy): I'm here to stop you, one-eyed Skipper!
  • (Then Andy pulled one of Eddy's eyes from its plastic socket)
  • Eddy (voiced by Andy): D'oh! How'd you know it was me?!
  • Timmy (voiced by Andy): Are you gonna surrender?
  • Eddy (voiced by Andy): As if! I brought my sidekick! With a built-in force field. (in unison, a Snap toy is put in front of Eddy and is stretched to allude to him protecting Eddy)
  • Timmy (voiced by Andy): Well, I brought my monster! (in unison, Andy introduces an Eduardo toy) Who eats bad sidekicks!
  • Eduardo (voiced by Andy): [roaring sounds]
  • Snap (voiced by Andy): Yipe! yipe-yipe-yipe!!!! (Andy makes Snap run away)
  • Timmy (voiced by Andy): To the slammer you go, Skipper! (puts Eddy in Baby Molly's crib as a jail)
  • (Molly then laughs and starts teething on Eddy and banging him on her crib making pieces of him fall to the floor where Timmy was laying and the opening credits set to "You've Got a Friend in Me" were beginning)
  • Andy: You saved the day again, Timmy! (pulls Timmy's string)
  • Timmy's voicebox: You're a real pal!

Quote 2

  • Timmy: Oh, my gosh! The birthday party's TODAY?! (to the hiding toys) Alright, ladies and gentle-toys! All clear around! *toys come out*
  • Eddy (while putting on his parts): Lousy...rotten...how's a toy supposed to get ahead in life if stupid babies keep chewin' on me?!
  • (toys are seen busy)
  • Eddy: Huh? What do ya think, Garf? I'm one of those...Picolo paintings!
  • Garfield: Well, I don't get it, Skipper.
  • Eddy: Ya stupid fat cat! Whatta you starin at stupid puck thing?!

Quote 3

  • Timmy (on the mic): Check 1 2, 3 4, 1 2--. *clears throat* Ahem. You guys all get me? On the shelves, can you get me? Great!

Quote 4

  • (Timmy sees Ed for the first time)
  • Timmy: *gulps*
  • Ed: *looks around, his breathing is heard* *presses button on his chest* Paging Space Outlaw Ed to base! Space Outlaw Ed to base! *clicks button again* Hello?! Where did everybody go?! ...I'm stumped. *gasps at the sight of his box is torn open* Oh no! THAT IS MY 2-foot tall and wide ORBITAL PLANET RE-TRACKER NUMBER 2 MODEL ROCKET! Destroyed! *presses button* Help! I'm stuck! I'm alone! I am hungry! This planet reminds me of that movie "Dear, I Minimized our Children!" (spoof of/reference to "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"). This is the part where I will adventure through long grass! Fight a giant bug and fall into a bowl of cereal eaten by the husband! Boy, hard to see if there is air present. I forget to breathe sometimes...and no sign of brains anywhere in this planet.
  • Timmy: Yello!
  • Ed: Space outlaw!
  • Timmy: *screams* Whoa, hoa, hoa, hoa! Did I scare ya?! Totally didn't mean to. My bad. Hi. My name's Timmy Turner and this here's Andy's room!

Quote 5

  • Sid (voice only): Yes! (evil laughter)
  • Snap: Whoa! (hides under the bed)
  • Timmy: Uh-oh!
  • Snap: It's Sid!
  • (nesting toys go back into the mouth of the big one that holds them all)
  • Eduardo: I thought he was at summer camp.
  • Garfield: He must have got kicked out early this year.
  • Eduardo: No me gusta Sid!
  • Eddy: What's that bratty kid destroying now?
  • Timmy: I can't- I can't tell. Where's Lenny?
  • Lenny: Right here, Timmy.
  • Eduardo: I cannot bear to watch one of these again! (covers his eyes)
  • Timmy (through Lenny): Oh no! It's a Crash Nebula!
  • Ed: What is everyone doing?
  • Timmy: Nothing that concerns idiots like you. Just us toys.
  • Ed: I wanna see! (looks through Lenny) Cool, that fearless space fighter is wearing a jet pack to fight evildoers!
  • Timmy: It's dynamite, moron *turns Lenny into a different direction* and here's why it's strapped to him...Sid.
  • Ed (seeing Scud instead): Boy, someone needs a haircut.
  • Timmy: NO! That's Scud you idiot! (directs him to Sid) THAT is Sid!
  • Sid: *laughing evilly*
  • Ed: Somebody must be having a good day. He sure is a happy fella.
  • Eddy: That ain't no happy fella!
  • Eduardo: He torments toys! For joy! It's so scary!
  • (Sid tosses a cinder block next to the Crash Nebula action figure)
  • Ed: Stand back! A hideous alien has captured a fellow space outlaw! I will save him!
  • (Ed stands out higher on the window sill)
  • Bubbles: (gasps) What are you doing?! Get down from there!
  • Ed: I must rescue a fellow space outlaw!
  • Timmy: Yeah, sure, go ahead. Kill him with your scary B.O!
  • Lenny: *as he spots Sid lighting the dynamite* He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
  • Bubbles: *screams*
  • Ed: Release him, evil-!
  • (Everyone but Ed who Timmy pulled by his jacket, backed down from the window sill)
  •  *KABOOM!*
  • Sid: Eeee-yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs in victory)
  • Ed: Oh no! He blew up a fellow space outlaw!
  • Snap: I bet you could have stopped him, Ed.
  • Ed: Really?
  • Timmy: (laughs) Ed? I'd love to see him try. Then again, I'd LOVE to see him as a crater.
  • Bubbles: The sooner we move, the sooner we won't hear from that big stinker anymore.

Quote 6

  • Timmy: One toy? *takes magic 8 ball* Will Andy pick me? *shakes the 8 ball and it displays the "Don't count on it" label* DON'T COUNT ON IT?!!!! *begins to shudder violently in fury* RRRRRRRYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! *throws magic 8 ball behind the furniture and looks at it* (quietly to himself) Heh heh, I thought of just the plan to force Andy to take me instead of Monobrow. (out loud) ED!!!!! *runs to Ed* *panting* Oh, Ed! Oh, Ed! Ed, my goodness, we've got trouble!
  • Ed: Trouble? What's trouble?
  • Timmy: Trouble's down there, Lumpy! A helpless toy is trapped, Ed!
  • Ed: *runs to the spot where Timmy threw the ball* E-I-E-I-O!
  • Timmy: *sneaks to RC (as himself) and moves his wheels to wake him up*
  • Ed: I don't see toys, Timmy!
  • Timmy: *pulls the trigger to force RC to lunge for Ed* H-he's there, just keep looking!
  • Ed: Where's the toy-- AAAAAHHHH!!!!! *jumps out of the way of RC*
  • Eddy: *gasps loudly*
  • Timmy: *shudders in fear after pins drop around Ed*
  •  *globe rolls in Ed's direction*
  • Timmy: *stares at Ed in horror* Whoa!
  •  *Ed rolls onto window sill*
  • *lamp misses Timmy and knocks Ed out the window*
  • Ed: *screams*
  • Bubbles: Ed!!!!
  • Eduardo: Senior Ed!!!
  • Eddy: Monobrow!!!!
  • Timmy: (worried) Ed!
  • Ed: *falls into a bush*
  • Snap: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
  • Eduardo: *crying* Ed!!!
  • RC: *honking*
  • Eduardo: Everyone, RC is trying to say something! What is it, amigo?
  • Eddy: He's saying that this wasn't an accident.
  • (Toys gasp)
  • Bubbles: What do you mean?
  • Eddy: I mean Monobrow was knocked out...
  • Snap: No!
  • Eddy:...BY (in unison, points across to Timmy) TWERPER!!!
  • (The toys look at Timmy)
  • All: What?
  • Timmy: Wait a minute. You-You don't think I meant to knock Ed out of the window, do you, Eddy?
  • Eddy: That's Mr. Eddy Mcrich to you, you back-stabbing two-timing squirt!
  • (Other toys gasp)
  • Timmy: No, it was an accident. Guys, come on. You-You gotta hear me out here.
  • Snap: We got your back, Timmy. ...Right, Eduardo?
  • Eduardo: No me gusta confrontations!
  • (Jack Fassler pops out of his bucket)
  • Jack: TIMMY! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ED?! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE YOU-*Timmy shuts the bucket* Hey!
  • Eddy: Couldn't handle Lumpy cutting in on your playtime could you, Timmy? Didn't want to accept the fact that Ed's probably his new favorite toy, SO YOU THREW HIM OUT!!! What? So if Andy starts playing with me more, YOU GONNA KNOCK ME OUT OF THE WINDOW TOO, TWERP?!!
  • Garfield: I don't think we should wait around to give him the chance.
  • (Jack along with other NASCAR FASTEX Racers characters pop out of the bucket and onto Timmy)
  • Jack: Timmy, we're gonna teach you a lesson! Get him, racers!
  • Eddy: LET'S STRANGLE HIM WITH HIS PULL STRING!!
  • (Eddy and Garfield join in attacking Timmy)
  • Bubbles:*with tears in her eyes* Stop it! I hate it when you guys fight!
  • Garfield: I got dibs on his hat!
  • Timmy: No, no, no, wait! I can totally explain everything!
  • Andy (voice only): Okay, mom. Be right down. I've gotta get Ed.
  • (Toys scramble back to their places)
  • Jack: Back to the bucket!!!

Quote 7

  • Timmy: Oh, man...how am I gonna convince those guys it was a total accident?
  • (Then above the open roof was Ed)
  • Timmy: Ed!
  • (Ed jumps into the car)
  • Timmy: Ed! Ha! You're alive! Oh, this is great! I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find us here, he'll take us back to the room and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake? Huh? Right? Buddy?
  • Ed: You torment me! Prepare to meet your maker!!!!
  • Timmy: What are you talking about, Ed--?
  • [Ed suddenly spears Timmy who screamed as the 2 fly out of the car]
  • (The two rumble their way under the car where Ed's voice box made various quotes and laughs then Ed chucked Timmy across as he screamed and hit a tire)
  • Timmy: OK! COME ON! YA WANT A CHUNK OUTTA ME, MONOBROW--?!
  •  *Ed punches Timmy's face causing it to spin*
  • Timmy then tackled Ed to the ground hitting his face and Ed bit his hand*
  • Timmy: AAAAAAHH!!! *hits Ed's chest*
  • Ed's voice box: Butt-Butt-Butt-Butt-Buttered Toast!
  • (Ed then got up and flipped Timmy face down and grabbed his arms)
  • Andy's mom (voice only): Next stop...
  • Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
  • (Door slides shut, Car starts and departs)
  • Timmy: [Gasp] Andy!
  • (The car continued driving away leaving Timmy and Ed behind)
  • Timmy: [panting] Wh-Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?! [Loud Gasp] I'm lost! [Sobs] I'm a lost toy! [Sniffling and Sobbing]

Quote 8

  • Ed: The Robots are-!
  • Timmy [loud whisper]: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
  • Ed: Shush! Do not panic, little buddy.
  • Timmy: This couldn't be a more perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy's gone, They're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
  • Ed: Not I. You made me fly out the window like a canoe.
  • Timmy: Oh yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up with your little fake junkyard rocket and took away EVERYTHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME!!!
  • Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service. *Sudden realization* The universe is in danger!
  • Timmy: What?! What the heck are ya talkin' about?!
  • Ed: Deep in the void of space, 3 brave space outlaws have crash landed on the robot planet, but their weapons are in bad shape and without them at home base to retrieve new weapons and prepare, the robots will hunt us down for Sunday supper and I, ED, MUST SAVE THEM!
  •  *moment of silence*
  • TImmy: YOU! ARE! A! TOOYYYYY!! YOU AREN'T THE REAL ED! OR A SPACE OUTLAW FOR THAT MATTER! YOU'RE AN-! UGH! YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAY THING!
  • Ed: Your dark side makes my armpits sweat. Toot-a-loo! (walks away)
  • Timmy: OH YEAH?! WELL, GOOD RIDDANCE, YA LUMP! (angrily mocking Ed) "The robots will hunt us down for Sunday Supper!". HEH!
  • [Pizza Planet truck suddenly pulls into the gas station]
  • Pizza Planet Driver: Hey, gas dude! Hey, man can you help me?
  • Timmy: Pizza Planet? Andy!
  • [Timmy runs forward but stops and goes back some steps]
  • Timmy: Oh no! I can't show my face in that room without Ed! Ed! Wait! Come Back!
  • Ed: Stay away!
  • Timmy: No, Ed! You gotta come back! I...*looks at rocket ship on truck* I found a spaceship!
  • Ed: *raises his brow in curiosity*
  • Timmy: It's a spaceship, Ed!
  • (Overview of truck is shown)
  • Ed: Cool! Can we visit the planet of Baconmen and have the marrow sucked from our bones?
  • Timmy: Sure and afterwards we'll be able to find a way to get you to those space outlaws.
  • Ed: Right-o! (climbs up to where the cockpit is)
  • Timmy: No wait! Wait! Ed! Ed! *chases Ed to the truck* Let's ride in back! No one will spot us there!
  • Ed: You snooze, you lose, Timmy! *climbs in the cockpit in the Pizza Planet Truck*
  • Timmy: (Whispering loudly) Ed! Ed!
  • Pizza Planet Driver: Thanks for the directions okay?
  • Gas Station worker (voice only): Yeah, no problem kid!
  • Timmy: (Whispering loudly) ED!!!!
  • Pizza Planet truck starts and revs*
  • Timmy: *climbs inside the cargo bay of the vehicle* *gets hit in the rear* YEOW! *sees Ed fastening his seatbelt* (To himself) "You snooze you lose, Timmy!" How much more of an idiot could he be? *truck accelerates forcefully* YAAAHHHH--OOF!!!! *truck veeres left* YAAAAAHHHH-UNGH!!!! *suitcase slides for Timmy* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *gets hit* *scene cuts into the Pizza Planet parking lot with the truck rushing at incredible speed and screeching to a halt right in front of the eating establishment*
  • Ed: *sees the Pizza Planet place and unbuckles himself*
  • Robotic Voice on Air Lock: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet. *air-lock opens and lets the customers in*
  • Ed: Hey, little, buddy! You okay?!
  • Timmy: *faints into the box, spilling restaurant accessories*
  • Ed: We are here! But the robots will recognize. How do we get in, buddy? *sees a "Mega Gulp" cup on Timmy's head* Oooo...I think you just thunk, Timmy!
  • Robotic Voice on Air Lock (as it lets customers come in): You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
  • Ed (in a Super Nova Burger box): Quickly!
  • Timmy (in a Mega Gulp cup): *Ed bumps into him* OW! Watch where you hit me, you idiot!
  • Ed (in a Super Nova Burger Box): You're welcome! *both run in-between arcade machines*
  • Timmy (in a Mega Gulp cup): *bumps into an arcade machine* OUCH! *both take off their restaurant accessories*
  • Ed: *sees the Pizza Planet restaurant arcade room in amazement* Oh, be still my heart...
  • Andy (voice only): Ma, can I play "Black Hole", (on camera) please?! Please?! Please?!
  • Timmy: *gasps* It's Andy!

Quote 9

  • (Ed jumps into the prize machine where he encounters the Little Green Men; they squeak in unison)
  • LGM #1: A stranger...
  • LGM #2: From the outside!
  • (They all "Oooooo")
  • Ed: Do not waylay yourselves! I am Space Cadet Ed! I mean you no harm!
  • (The aliens surround him in praise)
  • (Scene cuts to outside the game)
  • P. A Announcer: ...Re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni...
  • (In unison, Timmy makes his way to the prize game)
  • P. A Announcer: Now boarding...Counter three! (in unison, Timmy climbs into the prize machine)
  • Ed (voice only): A big outer space problem this is! Take me to your leader of this ship! ...Who is your leader?
  • Aliens (all point up): The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!
  • (Camera pans up as Timmy and Ed look up too)
  • (We see the prize machine's claw grabber)
  • LGM #1: The claw is our master.
  • LGM #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
  • Timmy: This is all a bunch of crud...
  • Sid (voice only): Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?!
  • (Timmy turns around in horror and gasps in unison)
  • (We see Sid playing the "Wack An Alien" game)
  • Sid: *laughs* Take that!
  • (Game beeps and Sid hits it with the mallet)
  • Timmy: (voice only) Oh, double crud! (on-screen) It's Sid!
  • (Timmy jumps into the crater shoving Ed under the aliens)
  • Timmy (in unison): Look out, dude!
  • Ed: What did I do?! I thought-
  • Timmy (loud whisper): YOU and all your "bright ideas" decided to climb in here when I said-
  • LGM #4: Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. (voice only; claw on screen being operated by Sid) It moves.
  • (Claw lowers and grabs LGM #3)
  • LGM #3: I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place! (in unison, he is lifted out of the crater)
  • (Scene cuts to Sid)
  • Sid: Gotcha! (Then Sid spots Ed; the LGM drops into the prize door slot and squeaks in unison) An Ed Space Outlaw?! (voice only. scene shows Timmy panicking) No way!
  • (Timmy sees a backdoor and makes his way shoving aliens out of the way squeaking in unison)
  • (Timmy grunts as he struggles opening the door. He finally does)
  • (Timmy looks back to find the crane lowering and gets a hold of Ed)
  • Sid (Voice only): Yes!
  • Timmy: *gasp* No! Ed!
  • (Timmy grabs hold of Ed's feet)
  • (Timmy and the claw begin to have a tug-of-war with Ed)
  • (Timmy pulls down hard, forcing Ed to sink into the pile of aliens, out of Sid's view)
  • Sid: HEY! (in unison, angrily bangs his fist on the glass)
  • (Still tugging against the crane, Timmy is almost out the door with Ed. Just then, the aliens at the bottom of the pile pull Ed and Timmy back inside.)
  • LGM #4: He has been chosen!
  • Timmy: Hey! What's the big idea?!
  • LGM #5: He must go.
  • Timmy: Knock it off! Knock it off, you little green freaks!
  • LGM: He must go!  Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw!  He has been chosen.
  • (Timmy and Ed are pushed up to the surface and into the air, dangling lifelessly in front of Sid)
  • Sid: Alright! Double prizes!
  • (Timmy and Ed are dropped into the prize door slot and snatched up by Sid)
  • Sid: Let's go home and...play. Ha-ha-ha.

Quote 10

  • Ed: Look, little buddy! Your front door! We are almost home, guys!
  • LGM #3: Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits.
  • Timmy: Would you shut up?! You guys haven't got a clue, do ya?! (voice only) The minute we enter Sid's house, we'll NEVER see an exit again!
  • (Sid enters his house where Scud lunged at his backpack barking wildly)
  • Sid: Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! (Scud begrudgingly so) Good boy. (voice only) Hey, I got something for ya, boy.
  • Timmy: *gasp* Be still!
  • (The three toys freeze and Sid grabs the Alien and places him onto Scud's snout)
  • Sid (voice only): Ready. Set. Now.
  • (In one quick motion, Scud flips the alien up, catches it in his mouth, and rabidly shakes it back and forth)
  • (Timmy and Ed react in horror)
  • Sid (voice only): Hannah! HEY HANNAH!
  • Hannah: What?
  • Sid (voice only): Did I get my package in the mail?
  • Hannah: I don't know.
  • Sid (voice only): What do you mean you don't know?!
  • Hannah (insistent): I don't know.
  • Sid (voice only): Oh no, Hannah!
  • Hannah: What?
  • Sid (voice only): Look! Janie! (grabs her Janey toy in unison)
  • Hannah: Hey!
  • Sid (voice and hand only): She's sick!
  • Hannah: No, she's not!
  • Sid (voice only): I'll have to perform one of my...operations!
  • Hannah (voice only): No-o-o! Don't touch her!
  • Sid: [laughs] (in unison, he begins running upstairs to his room)
  • Timmy: (voice only): Not Sid's room! (on-screen) Anywhere but there!
  • Hannah: (voice only) Sid, give her back! Sid! (on-screen) Sid! (Sid slams his door shut)
  • Hannah (voice only; pounding on his door): Sid! Sid!...
  • (Sid tosses his backpack on his bed)
  • Hannah (voice only; pounding on his door): Sid...!
  • Sid: (voice only) Oh no! We have a sick patient here, Nurse! [in unison, Hannah is heard faintly shouting "Mom!"] (on-screen) Bare the O.R! Stat! 
  • (Sid turns on a bare bulb dangling above his "operating table" in unison)
  • Sid: Patient is...prepped. (in unison, he sticks Janey's head in a vise) No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. (puts on painter's mask like a surgeon mask in unison) 
  • (Scene shows Sid pulling a basket out and grabbing a toy pterodactyl)
  • Sid: Now for the tricky part!
  • (Scene then goes to Timmy and Ed watching from Sid's backpack)
  • Sid (voice only): Pliers!
  • Ed: Boy, he sure is young to be a doctor.
  • (Scene then shows Sid as he struggles for a moment with his "patient" then stops.)
  • Sid: Doctor! You've done it! 
  • (Sid runs to his door) 
  • Sid: Hannah! (opens the door and we see Hannah) (Sid shows her Janey now with his pterodactyl head) Janey's all better now. 
  • Hannah: (screams in terror and runs away) Mom! (voice only; scene shows Timmy and Ed watching from Sid's backpack again) Moooom! 
  • Sid: (voice only) She's lying! (on-screen) Whatever she says, (chucks the toy to his floor in unison) It's not true!

Quote 11

  • Timmy: *running* There's no place back home! There's no place back home! *sees steps, unaware of Scud* *runs down the steps* There's no place back home! *gasps as he sees Scud and slowly sneaks back upstairs, avoiding the dangerous dog*
  • Ed: *grabs Timmy*
  • Timmy: *moans quietly*
  • Ed (whispering): Do not waylay yourself. You're going to get us destroyed.
  • Timmy (whispering): You don't ever tell me what to do--!
  • Ed: Shhhh!!!!
  •  *the 2 toys make it across the hallway*
  •  *Timmy's pull-string accidentally gets caught in the banister and finally lets go to make Timmy's voice box go off*
  • Timmy (voicebox): Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I was older and handsome so that Trixie would be all over me!
  •  *Scud awakes*
  • Timmy (voicebox): I wish Francis was hanging on a 'stop' sign by his underwear!
  •  *Scud walks up the stairs growling fiercely*
  • Ed: Split up!
  • Scud: *growls*
  •  *Timmy locks himself in the closet*
  • Ed: *runs from Scud to hide, but Scud quickly spots him running into the room*
  • Scud sees Sid's father snoozing on the sofa and goes away*
  •  *Ed Edd n Eddy theme plays*
  • T.V Announcer: Ed, Edd and Eddy have crash-landed on a strange planet!
  • Ed: The Space outlaw's captain?! Do not panic! I-
  • Kid On T.V: Have no fear, Ed will garnish the lead!
  • Announcer: The most favorite of the Eds will now be the world's most favorite toy!
  • Kid on T.V: Calling Ed the Space outlaw!
  • Announcer: Ed has it all! Removable junkyard accessories! He's action-circulated!
  • Kid on T.V: Wow!
  • Announcer: He also says over 30 different phrases!
  • Ed (on TV)'s voicebox: Gravy!
  • Ed (voicebox): Gravy!
  • T.V Announcer: Help Ed save his friends from the robot planet! Not a flying toy. Get your Ed action figure today at Al's Toy Barn!
  • Ed: *looks at his arm and realizes that's Timmy was right all along about him being a toy*
  • (Instrumental beginning to "I Will Go Sailing No More" begins)
  • Ed: *tilts his head down sadly in unison to the beginning lyrics*
  • (Ed walks out of the room as the song continues)
  • (Ed sees an open window when he remembers Timmy's words echoing)
  • Timmy (voice only; echoing in his thoughts): Dude! You're a toy! You CANNOT fly!
  • (Ed leans his head against the banister in sadness)
  • (Ed then shows confidence and climbs up the banister and positions himself ready to fly) 
  • Ed: FULL...SPEED...AHEAD! (he jumps off the banister in unison, but slowly falls onto the stairs and onto the floor) 
  • (Ed looks at his arm now deattached from his body and freezes in sorrow and sadness for himself as the song ended)

Quote 12

  • Timmy: Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
  • Eddy: Son of a lemon brook lumper! It's Timmy!
  • Garfield: He's in the room of the pscyopath!
  • Timmy: *laughing* Hey!
  • Garfield: Hey, guys. Over here, it's Timmy!
  • Snap: Timmy!
  • Eduardo: You must be pulling our legs!
  • Timmy: Ha, ha, we'll be out of here and home free lickety-split, Ed!
  • Eduardo: Hola, Senior!
  • Bubbles: Timmy!
  • Snap: I knew you'd come back, Bucko!
  • Bubbles: What are you doing over there? Are you ok, sweetie?
  • Timmy: Just fine, Bubbles and it's a long story, but I'll explain later. Here. Grab hold of this *tosses Christmas Lights over to Andy's window*
  • (Snap catches the lights)
  • Snap: Whoa! I caught it, Timmy!
  • Eduardo: He caught it, Senior Timmy!
  • Timmy: Way to catch, Snap! Now just, just tie it on to something.
  • Eddy: Hey! I got a better idea. How about *as he took the lights from Snap* not?!!
  • Snap: What's the big idea?!
  • Bubbles: Eddy?! Are you crazy?!
  • Eddy: Are YOU crazy? Did you all take idiot pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Lumpy?!! And you're just gonna let him back over here and let him get rid of the rest of us?!
  • Timmy: No, no, no, no, no, no! You got it...You got it all wrong, Eddy! Ed's just fine! Ed's right here! He's here with me!
  • Eddy: *pfft* YEAH RIGHT!
  • Timmy: No, seriously! Ed, come up here!
  • (Ed sat on the floor sadly playing with his broken arm like a rocket) 
  • Timmy: Tell the nice toys that you're...(Ed sighed) that you ain't dead. (Gasps and sputters) *to the others* Gimme just a minute! Ed, would you come up here and lend me a hand?!
  • (Ed tosses his severed arm up to where Timmy was standing)
  • Timmy: *chuckles* Very funny, Ed...DUDE, THIS IS SERIOUS!
  • Eduardo (voice only): Senior Timmy? Where are you?
  • Eddy (voice only): See?! What'd I'd tell ya?! Lumpy's not even with him!
  • Timmy: Oh, Hiya, Ed! Why don't you say 'hi' to the gang over there?
  • (Timmy held Ed's arm from behind the window sill)
  • Timmy (imitating Ed): Hello, fellows! Buttered Toast! Gravy!
  • Eduardo: *gasps happily* Senior Ed! You es alive! 
  • Timmy: Say, Ed. Whatta ya say we show 'em our new secret best friends handshake? (shakes Ed's hand) Give me five, dude! (high fives Ed's hand)
  • Garfield: Hmmm...Something's not right here...
  • Timmy: So you see? We're friends now? Isn't that right, Ed? *imitating Ed* Sure are, Timmy! Hug?! *pats himself with Ed's arm* Ho, ho! I love ya too, dude!
  • Snap: See? It IS, Ed! Now fork over the lights, McRich!
  • Eddy: Hold that thought! Just what are you up to, Twerp?!
  • Timmy *accidentally holding Ed's arm for everyone to see*: Nothing!
  • Bubbles: *screams in horror*
  • Timmy: Whoops!
  • Eduardo: *barfs behind Andy's window sill*
  • Garfield: How could you?! That's disgusting!
  • Eddy: You buck-toothered murderer!
  • Timmy: No! No, no, no! Hear me out!
  • Eddy: You murdering little twerp! 
  • Timmy: It's not what it looks like! I totally swear!
  • Eddy: Ah, save it for court. I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya brat. (drops the lights and they fell between the two houses)
  • TImmy (sobbing): No, please, ya...ya gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!
  • Eddy: Come on, let's get outta here.
  • Garfield: Resume your normal lives, folks. Show's over. 
  • (Garfield, Eddy, and Eduardo exit the scene)
  • Timmy: Come back! Snap! Bubbles! Guys, please! Please! Listen to me!
  • Bubbles: Snap, don't! Timmy looks dead serious! Please, he made a mistake--!
  • (Snap shut the blinds and walked away disappointed)
  • Timmy (sobbing): SNA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAPP....

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  •  Timmy: Sid! C'mon Lumpy! Get up! Fine! Let yourself rot of misery, but don't blame me! *covers himself with the crate*
  • Sid: It came! It finally came! *chuckles and opens package* "THE BIG ONE, extremely dangerous, keep out of reach of children". Cool! What am I gonna blow? Man...hey where's that wimpy doll with the pink hat?!
  • Timmy: *gasps in horror and quietly climbs up the create and clings hard on the top*
  • (Sid's foot sitting on Ed making a laugh come from his voicebox)
  • Sid: Yes. I've always wanted to see if someone as stupid as Ed could find intelligent life in the universe.
  • *Timmy: covers himself as Sid straps the rocket onto Ed.*
  •  *thunderclap*

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  • Bubbles (feeling severely worried about Timmy, believing that Timmy was right all along) Oh, Timmy, sweetie. If only you could see how much poor little Andy misses you. *cries sweetly*
  • (Thunder rumbling)
  • (Sid asleep, snoring)
  • (Timmy straining from under the crate)
  • Timmy: Psst! Psst! Hey, Ed!
  • (Timmy then tosses a tool nut at Ed getting his attention)
  • Timmy: Get over here and see if you can move this toolbox off of me!
  • Ed:....
  • Timmy: Oh, come on, Ed. I- Ed, I can't do this alone. I need your help.
  • Ed: But I can't help, little buddy. *sniffles* 
  • Timmy: Oh, yeah you can, Ed. You can get me out of here and then I'll remove that rocket from you and then we'll hightail it to Andy's house!
  • Ed: I haven't a clue on what's different.
  • Timmy: Ed, dude, you had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly...more than usual.
  • Ed: No, little buddy. I, Ed, have thunk clearly. You were right, Timmy, I, Ed am not a fearless space outlaw. I, Ed am just a useless toy. (sniffles) 
  • Timmy: Whoa, hold it, Ed. Being a toy is way better than being a space outlaw.
  • Ed: I'm stumped.
  • Timmy: It is, Ed. Look. Over in that house is a kid who thinks you're like the greatest. And not because you're a space outlaw, dude. You're a toy. You are THAT kid's toy.
  • Ed: Don't talk to me.
  • Timmy: Come on, Ed. Andy totally wants you back. I mean, look at you. You're an Ed action figure. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got removable junkyard accessories, you glow in the dark, you're from an awesome tv show, you say hilarious things. And you always look on the bright side of life. You're a cool toy.
  • (Ed glances at Timmy, expression remains the same)
  • Timmy: Come to think of it, you're too cool. I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against an Ed action figure? Only thing I can do is...(pulls string)
  • Timmy's voicebox: There's Crocker on my back.
  • Timmy: Why would Andy want me when he's got you? I'm the one that deserves to be strapped to that rocket. (turns away from Ed)
  • (Ed looks at Timmy with realization. Then he looks at "ANDY" written on the bottom of his shoe)
  • Timmy: Listen, Ed. You better just forget about me and get out of here while you're still in one piece.
  • (Timmy turns around to see Ed isn't there)
  • Timmy: [sighs]
  • (Suddenly, Timmy heard a clattering sound from above the crate. He looks to see Ed on top)
  • Timmy: Ed? What are you doing? I thought you-
  • Ed: Come on, little buddy. A little boy needs us. Let us rescue you.
  • Timmy: Yes, sir!
  • (The two worked together moving the toolbox and crate)
  • Timmy: Come on, Ed. We can do it!
  • [Van engine heard outside]
  • Ed (looking outside): Uh-oh!
  • Timmy: Crud! That's the moving van, isn't it?! We got to get outta here now.
  • (The two continued working, Ed squeezed between the toolbox and window, he pushed with his legs against the window sill as well as his arms against the toolbox and Timmy was free)
  • Timmy: All right!
  • (Timmy jumps to the floor)
  • Timmy (loud whisper): Ed! I'm out!
  • Ed: Un-out?! Do not panic. I will soon have you free.
  • Timmy (loud whisper): NO, ED! I SAID-
  • (Then the toolbox fell on top of Timmy and the crate on the toolbox)
  • Sid (snoring and dreaming): I wanna ride the pony.
  • Ed: Boy, that was close. Timmy? Are you all right, little buddy?
  • Timmy (dizzy): I'm fine. It's all good.
  • (Suddenly, Sid's alarm clock went off, Ed resumed toy mode and Timmy hid under the toolbox)
  • Sid (waking up): Oh yeah! (grabs Ed) Time for lift off! Woo! (unlocking the locks on his door) FULL SPEED AHEAD! Woo-hoo!
  • (Timmy ran to the door in time to stop it from closing. Then he saw Scud who ran barking toward Sid's room)
  • Timmy: Down, down!
  • (Timmy shut the door on Scud who continued barking)
  • Timmy: Oh man, what am I gonna do? Come on, Turner. Think.
  • (Toys clattering)
  • Timmy: Hey, guys!
  • (The toys ran into hiding)
  • Timmy: No, no, no, no. Wait! Please listen, guys. There's a good toy down there and he's gonna be blown up to bits any minute. All because of me. We gotta save him. And, uh-But I need your help.
  • (Baby Spider-head peeks out from under the bed)
  • Timmy: Please. He's my friend. He's the only one I've got left.
  • (The toys then with a change of heart assembled around Timmy)
  • Timmy: Oh, thanks, guys. Now, we're gonna have to break a few rules. But if it works, it'll help everybody.

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  • Ed: You can do it, Timmy!!!!
  • Timmy: *grunts and groans* *jumps for cloth and grabs hold of it* Whoo hoo hoo hoo! *Scud barks in the distance* I made it!
  • Ed: *gasps loudly*
  •  *Scud is then shown lunging for Timmy*
  • Timmy: *screams*
  • [Scud bites and chews on Timmy's ankle]
  • Timmy: *grunts and groans* Let go of me ya dumb dog!!!! Down, Scud, down!
  • Ed: Hold on, best friend!!!!
  • Timmy: *groaning in pain* I--I-I can't do it! TAKE CARE OF ANDY FOR ME!!!!
  • Ed: BELLY FLOP!!!! *jumps on Scud and tries fighting the dog*
  • Timmy: ED!!!! *stares at the fight between the two and thinks of a plan to save Ed* Scud, that evil "K-9 unit" is gonna pay BIG TIME.
  •  *tries lifting the trunk of the moving van and grunts in unison*
  •  *truck stops and trunk lifts open*
  • Timmy: *stares at the wrong toy box* Ah ha!
  • [Scud tosses Ed underneath the car and barks aggressively at him]
  • Timmy: *grunting and opens the wrong toy box*
  • Eddy: OUCH!
  • Eduardo: Are we there already?
  • Eddy: Oh great, it's that twerp again!
  • Timmy: *pushes toy box out of frustration and looks in the other toy box*
  • Eddy: OW!
  • Garfield: What's Goin' on with him!? Wh-what's he taking?!
  • Timmy: Ah ha! There ya are, boy!
  • Eddy: What's that twerp doin' now?!
  •  *RC whimpers and Timmy boots him off the van*
  •  *Toys scream*
  • Eduardo: The enemigo's at it again!!!!
  • Timmy: *pulls the trigger to allow RC to go underneath the car and rescue Ed*
  • Timmy: Ha, ha! Got em'!
  •  *Truck then moves*
  • Eddy: DESTROY THE TOY KILLER!!!!
  • [Toys tip toy box over and lunge for Timmy]
  • Timmy: *gasps loudly and tries controlling RC and beginning the chase between Ed, RC, and Scud*
  • Eduardo: ARIBA!!!!
  • Timmy: No guys! C'mon! No, No!
  • [Scud approaches Ed and RC]
  • Timmy: No, wait! *Toy John Cena spins Timmy around and Ed and RC as well*
  • Ed: WEEEEE!!!!
  •  *Timmy groans after being thrown by John Cena*
  •  *Scud chases Ed and RC again*
  • Eddy: FROG SPLASH!!!!
  •  *pounces on Timmy*
  • Timmy: WHOA!
  •  *Ed and RC jump and swerve*
  •  *both approach the busy intersection*
  • Ed: *screams*
  • [cars block Scud and Sid's dog is defeated]
  • Ed: That was close.
  • Timmy: No no no! Wait, you don't understand! Ed's out there we gotta help him! NO-HOOOO!!!!
  • Eddy: Throw the killer overboard!!!!
  • Timmy: No, no, no, wait!!! *John Cena throws him out of the moving van* YAAAAHHHH!!!!
  •  *barrel-rolls and and comes to rest in sitting position.*
  • [stares at the leaving moving van]
  • Eduardo: OLE!!!!
  • Garfield: Good riddance, Beaver Boy!!!!
  • Timmy: *sighs in relief and avoids a speeding vehicle*
  • Ed: *lunging for Timmy with RC* Coming for you Timmy--!
  • Timmy: OOF! Oh, Ed! Thanks for the ride!
  • Ed: Ca-Ca- CAR!!!!
  • Timmy: *screams and veers RC out of harm's way* Now let's gain ground on that van and prove that you're actually alive! *switches RC to TURBO MODE, unaware of RC's depleting battery*

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  •  *toys celebrate "vanquishing" Timmy*
  • Lenny: GUYS! GUYS! Timmy's riding RC....
  • Toys: WHAT?!
  • Lenny: AND ED IS WITH HIM!!!!
  • Bubbles: *approaches Lenny* Can I see?
  • Lenny: Please do, Bubbles!
  • [Bubbles picks Lenny up and looks through his binoculars]
  • Bubbles: It IS Ed! I tried telling you that Timmy learned from his mistake and was telling the truth all along!
  • Snap: What the heck have we done to the poor kid?!
  • Eduardo: (Feeling guilty) Oh, ay carumba!!!!
  • Timmy: We're almost there, Lumpy!!!!
  • Bubbles: Cena, help them up with the ramp!
  • Cena: If they want it, they DESERVE IT!!!! *grunts fiercely and pulls lever to lower down the ramp*
  • Timmy: LOOK OUT!!!!
  • Bubbles: *screams*
  • Snap: Quick! Grab onto my ankles! *stretches himself onto the edge of the ramp*
  • Eddy: Atta-boy, stretch!!!!
  • RC suddenly begins losing ground on the moving van*
  • Snap: *grunts and groans* TIMMY!!!! *toys clung hard onto Snap's elastic legs* Timmy speed up, bucko!
  • Timmy: Speed up!
  • Ed: We are running out of fuel, little buddy!!!!
  • Snap: *screaming in pain*
  • (scene suddenly cuts to Andy's car and Molly observes, Molly giggles and scene suddenly cuts back to the moving van)
  • Snap: *screaming* I can't hold you any longer!!!
  • Timmy: SNAP!!!! HANG ON!!!!!!!!! *Snap suddenly loses grip on Timmy and stretches back into the moving van* NOOOOO!!!!!
  • Snap: *crashes* OW! Great gumballs!
  • Eddy: That hurt!
  • (Scene cuts to RC slowly rolling to a halt)
  • Timmy (frustrated): GREAT!
  • Ed (with sudden realization): Timmy! My rocket!
  • Timmy: *gasps* The match! *grabs match* Yes! Thank you, Sid! *lights match and suddenly a speeding vehicle puts the match out*
  • Timmy: *sadly pants and tears up* No... no, no, no! *sadly moans* (in a crying way) We're done..... we're done!!!! *sobs* We're lost forever.... *Timmy suddenly senses the steam in his hands and thinks of an idea to get them back to Andy) *grabs Ed*
  • Ed: Hey!
  • Timmy: Hold still, Lumpy! *Timmy finally lights fuse* *laughs with triumph*
  • Ed: Way to go, little buddy! You deserve a shake for that! Follow ANDY!!!!
  • Timmy (with sudden realization): Wait a minute, Ed.... I just lit a rocket.... ROCKETS EXPLODE--!!!! *rocket blasts them and RC towards the moving van and Timmy's teeth chatter*
  • (scene cuts to moving van)
  • Snap: I should've held on to that bucko longer... *sobs*
  • Lenny: LOOK! LOOK! It's Timmy and Ed comin' up fast!!!! (Scene shows Timmy, Ed, and RC gaining a lot of ground on the van)
  • Eddy: TIMMY!!!!
  • (scene cuts back to Timmy, Ed, and RC)
  • Timmy: *teeth chatter*
  • RC is dropped into the moving van*
  • (Timmy and Ed shoot up into the air with the rocket)
  • Timmy: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! This is the part where we blow to bits!
  • Ed: Not today!!!! *breaks out of the tape strapped to the rocket*

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Trivia

  • This crossover edition is a special tribute in loving memory of Mr. Potato Head's voice actor, Don Rickles (1926-2017), Sarge's voice actor & former military drill sergeant, R. Lee Ermey (1944-2018), and Pixar Animator as well as Woody's designer/creator, Bud Luckey (1934-2018)