• Narrator: It's the wackiest, grooviest album people are talking about: "Toy Story: The Soundtrack"!
  • Kid Choir: Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear!
  • Narrator: Filled with great music from Toy Story, including "How it Used to Be"...
  • Buzz and Woody: I wish I/he could go back, back, back, back, back. Maybe I/he could go back, back, back, back, back...
  • Narrator: ..."The Battle is Not Ours"...
  • Woody: The battle is not ours. We look to God above. For he will guide us safely through and...
  • Narrator: ...and the brand-new Buzz Lightyear theme song!
  • Kid Choir Leader: Let me tell you who I'm talking about! Lime green and purple, he's one super fellow!
  • Narrator: Plus some of the score from your favorite scenes from the video!
  • News Reporter: We are looking at a live press conference in Reno, where Dave Seville is resigning his post, after confessing to his three boys as vegetation. Mr. Seville is admitting to having molested at least 12 children, between the years 1975 and 1991. David also admitted to fondling an adolescent king.
  • Narrator: But that's not all!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hello, people. I'm Buzz Lightyear, space ranger. Universe Protection Unit. Welcome to this groove.
  • Narrator: Yes, two brand spanking new Buzz Lightyear theme song remixes will have you flying around with pop-out wings!
  • Buzz Lightyear: Hey! I got somethin' to say: Add little men in the pin, oh great. People saw a constellation. Man, you walk in the door - my man on the floor. It is true, then you go, big men puts on a pig, looking...
  • Narrator: Dance 'till you can't dance no more! See what all the world is talking about. Don't miss the "Toy Story" soundtrack, now on CD! It's...
  • Buzz Lightyear: Dy-no-mite!
  • Kid Choir: Buzz Lightyear!
  • Narrator: And when you're surfing the web, check out Buzz's and Woody's website! Go into Andy's room to learn more about Woody's personality, and leadership. Research all of Buzz Lightyear's adventures! Then, when you're ready: square off against Zurg in a great new online game! Don't miss the Toy Story website at!

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