Traffic Troubles Transcript is Pikachufreak's idea.
- Here is the full script to Traffic Troubles, which contains the tracks Indianapolis, San Francisco, New Mexico, and Grand Canyon.
- Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
- Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
- Al Smith (Yuri Lowenthal)
- Loretta "Lori" Powers (Mona Marshall)
- Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
- Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
- Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
- Marilyn Shine (Tara Strong)
- Jackie Chan (James Sie)
- Daemona Prune (Courtney Vineys)
- Jodelle Kaye (Janice Kawaye)
- Felicia McCoy (Debi Derryberry)
- Speed Buggy (Mel Blanc)
- Mark (Michael Bell)
- Tinker (Phil Luther Jr.)
- Debbie (Arlene Golonka)
From San Francisco
- Claire Lyons (Stephanie Morgenstern)
- Massie Block (Jennifer Hale)
- Dylan Marvil (Grey Griffin)
- Alicia Rivera (Rosie Perez)
- Kristen Gregory (Kelly Sheridan)
From New Mexico
- Hunter (Jess Harnell)
- Blitz (Jeff Bennett)
- Colleen (Tress MacNeille)
- Exile (Kevin Michael Richardson)
- Shag (Frank Welker)
- Muzzle (Frank Welker)
From Grand Canyon
- Prima Donna Hodges (Samuel Vincent)
- Carlton Cold Jones (Kathleen Barr)
- Heavy Traffic (Scott McNeill)
Intro and Indianapolis
- (We open this episode with Ash ready for his day out)
- Ash: Rise and shine, little sister! Look what I have for you here...
- (His voice trails out when he finds a letter on Mary's desk)
- Ash: Little sister? Hey, what is this?
- (He reads it carefully)
- Jessie: Hey, twerp! We have your little sister in our tow!
- Cliff: And her beloved diamond wristband, too!
- Cheatsy: Do you think you can catch us?
- Lance: Go ahead, try it if you want!
- All: (laugh together)
- Ash: Blast my head! This is terrible! I'd better call my friends fast!
- (He rushes to the phone and calls his best friends)
- Ash: Everyone, I've got some horrible news. Team Rocket and their villainous friends took my little sister! Meet me at Bluster Kong's Garage at once! We have to get our race cars and go after those bad guys!
- Rikochet: What?!
- Al: Oh, my!
- Lori: Impossible!
- Sakura: Whoa!
- Buster: No way!
- Scooby: Rikes!
- Marilyn: It can't be!
- Jackie: Shoot!
- Daemona: Holy scallop!
- Jodelle: Villains? How awful!
- Felicia: Don't worry, Ash Ketchum! We'll get your little sister back!
- Bluster Kong: Remember, everyone, always get your power-ups on your cars. So, good luck.
- (We afterwards open with the Pokemon Master Quest theme)
- Chorus: Pokemon! No time to question my moves I stick to the path that I choose Me and my friends are gonna do it right You'll never see us run away from a fight To be a Master is my dream, All I've got to do is believe (And I believe!) I've got a chance to win I'm on my way to victory Pokémon! I can be a Champion if I just believe I'm on a Master Quest (Master Quest) I want the whole world to see (I believe!) I'm gonna be the very best, 'Cause all I've got to do is believe in me. Pokémon!