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(EXT. NORTH. EVENING)
MR HAPPY: Why are we stopping? We're ten miles south of Hogwarts.
MR FRENCH: (shivering) The train is upside down. I'll tell the driver. Excuse me?
(EXT. HOGWARTS. EVENING)
The Old North and West Towers are toppled to the ground. Mr. Happy and Mr. French nervously enter on carraiges that appear to be moving automatically.
MR HAPPY: Lets go in.
(INT. ENTRANCE. LATE)
MR HAPPY: Rotation of train plus a number of deaths plus destruction of a nearby village equals somebody doesn't want me here this year.
(EXT. FOREST. DAY)