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Trapped is the third episode of ANIMALS. It is a parody of the TUGS episode of the same name.

Cast

  • Spike as Ten Cents
  • Big Macintosh as Big Mac
  • Braeburn as OJ
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as Top Hat
  • Pipsqueak as Sunshine
  • Discord as Zorran
  • Hoops as Zak
  • Dumb-Bell as Zug
  • Score as Zip
  • Cheese Sandwich as Billy Shoepack
  • Gummy as Little Ditcher
  • Hoity Toity as Captain Star (only narration roles, mentioned)
  • Wind Rider as Captain Zero (mentioned)

Transcript

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "There were time, believe it or not, when the Ponyville Fleet and the D-Stacks took on a big job together. One of those times I'm remembering is when timber and tanning bark had to be brought down from the sawmills in Canterlot.

And this year, it was especially important that we work together, but Dumb-Bell was making heavy going of towing an old hulk on its last journey."

Score: "Hey, Dumb-Bell!"

Hoops: "Hey, Dumb-Bell! Discord's going mad waiting for you! Where you been?"

Dumb-Bell: "Wind Rider told me to take this old rust bucket to the Breaker's Yard."

Hoops: "You'll see Discord at the Everfree Forest before you get there. He's not going to like it."

Dumb-Bell: "I'm only carrying out orders. Discord can't blame me."

Score: "Ha! Don't you believe it!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): A party pony named Cheese Sandwich Dodo worked in Canterlot, delivering essentials like gasoline, ropes, fuses, and dynamite, from the Everfree Forest to Ponyville. Why a party pony? Well, you can see he's just as silly, and in Cheese's case, just as dangerous."

Braeburn: "Oh, look who's here. It's Cheese Sandwich the Party Pony."

Cheese Sandwich: "Hey, Ponyville animals, don't you wish you carried something more exciting than wood?"

Big Macintosh: "No thanks. Just get stuff away from here. You're welcome to it."

Cheese Sandwich: "Dynamite's exciting stuff. Makes lovely big bangs. Fairly obvious if you know how to handle it, like I do."

Braeburn: "Hey, you're not unloading next to us, are you?"

Cheese Sandwich: "Fraid' so, Braeburn. Don't worry. If it goes up, we all go up!" (Giggles)

Big Macintosh: "Yeah?"

Cheese Sandwich: "No, it's safe. Only joking."

Big Macintosh: "You'd better be."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "In the Everfree Forest, halfway up the path, Dumb-Bell was struggling with the old trailer towed behind him, and was worried about meeting up with Discord."

Discord: "What are you doing with that? We're all on log-detail, remember?"

Dumb-Bell: "Sorry, Discord. I did remember, but Wind Rider told to take to the Breaker's Yard on my way."

Discord: "On your way? It's much further up the path. I'll be waiting for you till I rust."

Dumb-Bell: "Oh, yeah. We better do what the captain says, Discord. Unless we get it today, they won't take it, and a lot of breaking up to do."

Discord: "Including you, if you don't get moving."

Dumb-Bell: "I can't go no faster. You see, the path. It's very strong against me, you can see that."

Discord: "Alright then. Let's get it there, and get rid of it. Fast as we can."

Dumb-Bell: "Oh, thanks, Discord."

Discord: "Never mind, the thanks. Get going. Get speed up. Full speed. Come on, come on!"

Dumb-Bell: "Don't push so hard, Discord. I can't keep ahead."

Discord: "Go faster! More speed!"

Dumb-Bell: "I haven't got anymore."

Discord: "Halt! Your tow's going slack."

Dumb-Bell: "I can't hold it."

Discord: "Pull harder, Dumb-Bell, you fool! Pull!"

Dumb-Bell: "I'm trying! Hard as I can. It's no good."

Discord: "Hold it, hold it!"

Dumb-Bell: "It's gonna go!"

(The old trailer gets stuck in the path)

Dumb-Bell: "It's block the path."

Discord: "Of course it's block the path, you idiot."

Dumb-Bell: "I'm trapped. This side, what can I do?"

Discord: "Wait there and clam salvage."

Dumb-Bell: "But help could be ages getting here."

Discord: "You've got company. All the Ponyville animals are on your side. I've plenty of time to see who's there, haven't I? That means D-Stacks have got all the harbor to ourselves, don't we? Ha, ha. Wind Rider will be please."

Dumb-Bell: "Don't leave me here."

Discord: "Sorry, Dumb-Bell. We'll have to manage without you." (Laughs)

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The old trailer was not a barrier across the path, and Dumb-Bell was stuck on the wrong side."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, good heaves! What on earth? We can't get down the path."

Dumb-Bell: "It's not my fault. What can I do?"

Pipsqueak: "Aye, we'll never get that cleared out."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That means we're stuck up here."

Pipsqueak: "Aye, probably. Are you alright, Dumb-Bell?"

Dumb-Bell: "We were taking it up the path when the wind blew it, and jammed it."

Pipsqueak: "Aye, once it starts a goin' and cannot stop it."

Dumb-Bell: "We found that out."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Put the blinkers on getting back to Ponyville."

Pipsqueak: "And it'll hold up delivery. Right, I'll back up the path for help. Cranes or something."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Be as quick as you can, will you?"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "On the outside of the Everfree Forest, halfway up the road from the blockage, Discord was surprised to discover that not quite all the Ponyville animals were trapped.

Discord: "Uh, well, well, well, uh, hello, uh, Spike."

Spike: "Discord, hey, what are you doing here?"

Discord: "I thought you were at the logging camp."

Spike: "Yeah, wrong again, Discord.

I was pulled out for this special delivery, to the Everfree Forest; Machinery for cutting timber."

Discord: "I thought all the Ponyville animals were in Canterlot."

Spike: "Yeah, what's been happening, Discord?"

Discord: "Uh, there's been an accident. An old trailer is jammed across the road."

Spike: "What? Oh, you mean no one can get through?"

Discord: "Yeah, that's right. You've got it, Spike. Oh, my, you're quick!"

Spike: "Oh, no! We'll get behind schedule! All my friends are trapped in Canterlot!"

Discord: "And Dumb-Bell, the fool."

Spike: "Right. I'll drop off my delivery, and get right up there. Discord, are you going back to Ponyville to get help?"

Discord: "Of course, to tell Wind Rider, don't fret."

Spike: "Tell Hoity Toity, won't you?"

Discord: "Of course!"

Spike: "And salvage!"

Discord: "Hoity Toity, Wind Rider, the Salvage Team, leave em' all to me!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Hello, it's Pipsqueak. How's life in Ponyville, eh? Pipsqueak?"

Pipsqueak: "Cheese Sandwich! Hey! Hey, where's the biggest crane around here? Is there still one in Canterlot?

Cheese Sandwich: "Fraid' not. It was scrapped. What did you want it for?"

Pipsqueak: "Uh, there's been an accident. An old trailer has flown across the road and trapped us up here. Do you know anybody who can help?"

Cheese Sandwich: "Right here. See that case?"

Pipsqueak: "Yeah? Oh, no! Not dynamite! Cheese!"

Cheese Sandwich: "What do you mean 'Oh no?' That will blow a hole in any trailer. I've always wanted to blast someone out of trouble. Useful stuff, dynamite. Great fun, too."

Pipsqueak: "Sounds dangerous."

Cheese Sandwich: "Not scared, are you? Come on, come on!"

Spike: Oh no! This is serious. I hope everybody's alright. Anybody there? Anybody on that side?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I say, hello. Have you come to save the day, Spike?"

Spike: "If I can. I'll have to go back out of the Everfree Forest for help. The dirt level's fallen this side. Must be building up on your's, has it?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "So it appears, yes."

Spike: "I'll be back as soon as I can then."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Well, do hurry up."

Braeburn: "What a mess, isn't it? Hoity Toity will go mad."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Well, I did tell him, Braeburn, working with D-Stacks doesn't work."

Dumb-Bell: "It wasn't my fault. Ask Discord."

Big Macintosh: "One of Discord's little schemes, eh? I thought that much."

Braeburn: "Never mind that. Let's just get out of here."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Now for the voice of experience."

Braeburn: "Tell you what. We'll make a battling ramp. Mashup three or four wagons."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Groans)

Braeburn: "Everyone has one already. Then we get behind them, and ram the trailer."

Dumb-Bell: "Great, Breaburn! Yeah."

Big Macintosh: "Might work. Well, let's try it."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Well, I'll try anything. However, unluckily."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Back outside the Everfree Forest, Spike found Gummy, the Baby Alligator."

Spike: "Hey, Gummy!"

Gummy: "What's up, Spike?"

Spike: "There's been an accident up the path. I need your help to drag a trailer out of the way."

Gummy: "The trailer's back for pulling in place, and on your's."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The animals got the last of the battling ramp pointed at the trailer, and took up position for maximum impact."

Braeburn: "Right, nobody push till I give the word. Then keep going even when it hits. Ready, steady, go!

Keep going!"

(Bump!)

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, I say!"

Dumb-Bell: "Help! I'm trapped!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What? No more than the rest of us?"

Dumb-Bell: "I hope it won't get sucked under."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The trailer buckled, but didn't move. The Ponyvilles could only hope help would come soon. Though they never expect what Pipsqueak brought."

Pipsqueak: "Ah, we're here, Braeburn."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Good heavens! What's that?"

Cheese Sandwich: "Hi, fellows. Heard you needed nudge."

Big Macintosh: "I thought Pipsqueak had gone for a crane, not a party pony."

Braeburn: "Yes, Pipsqueak, have you got someone else coming?"

Pipsqueak: "Ah..."

Cheese Sandwich: "We don't need anybody. I've enough dynamite here to blast the... Oh, great! It's already dented. I'll blow a path for you. Easy. You'll all get through."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Or be blown to kingdom come."

Gummy: "Ready when you are, Spike."

Spike: "Right. Hey, what's Discord doing back here on his own?"

Discord: "I wouldn't try that little fella on a trailer that size. It might crush him." (Laughs)

Spike: "Hey, Discord, where's the salvage team? We can't move this on our own. Hey, come back here!"

Gummy: "I'll just do the best I can, Spike."

Spike: "Hmm? Oh, yes, of course. Come on, Gummy. You can do it."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Spike suspected that Discord had only pretended to alert the salvage crew. He wanted to keep the Ponyvilles trapped up the path.

Pipsqueak pulled Dumb-Bell cleared, as Sandwich set up the dynamite."

Cheese Sandwich: "Ready for the big bang?"

Big Macintosh: "This could be a disaster, Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Already got a disaster."

Cheese Sandwich: "Here we go, Cheese Sandwich's big moment."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I hope so for all our sakes."

Cheese Sandwich: "Stand by, 10, 9, 8..."

Big Macintosh: "I hope we're far enough away."

Cheese Sandwich: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fire!

What's happened?"

Braeburn: "You tell us."

Cheese Sandwich: "Probably the fuss got damp, that's all. One volunteer to go and see."

Big Macintosh: "What do you mean one volunteer?"

Cheese Sandwich: "While I fix another fuss."

Braeburn: "Needs an expert, Cheese."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That, so you say, it true."

Cheese Sandwich: "Right. Leave it to me. None of you move."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Anyone going to move? I'm not going to move."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "They began to wonder how it was that Cheese Sandwich hadn't blown himself up before this."

Cheese Sandwich: "I was dead right; just a wet fuss."

Big Macintosh: "Ah, it was never thanks probably."

Cheese Sandwich: "No problem. It'll go this time. Sky high!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Sky high is too high by far."

Discord: "Great! Couldn't be better. Forget it, Spike. No baby alligator's gonna shift that an inch."

Cheese Sandwich: "Ready for the big spectacular?"

Braeburn: "Yeah, come on. Get on with it."

Cheese Sandwich: "Here we go."

Big Macintosh: "Yes. 3, 2 1, go."

Cheese Sandwich: "Don't rush me. I do the count down. 10, 9, 8..."

Discord: "Dumb-Bell?"

Cheese Sandwich: "7, 6..."

Discord: "Dumb-Bell?"

Cheese Sandwich: "5, 4..."

Discord: "Answer me, you fool!"

Cheese Sandwich: "3, 2, 1, FIRE!"

(The dynamite destroys the trailer. The impact from the explosion pushes Discord onto some rocks)

Discord: "Aaah! What's happening? Oooh! Aaah!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Geronimo! What a sight! What a bang! Brilliant!"

(Big Macintosh, Braeburn, Cranky, Pipsqueak and Dumb-Bell cheer as they charge forward)

Cheese Sandwich: "Come on, lads!"

Braeburn: "Well done!"

Big Macintosh: "Ooh, you got a problem there, Discord?"

Discord: "Oh, yeah?"

(The Ponyville Fleet laughs)

Pipsqueak: "Hey, Dumb-Bell, Dumb-Bell, doesn't Discord look funny, eh, stuck up on those rocks?"

Dumb-Bell: "Oh, well, uh, uh, I suppose that, uh..."

(The Ponyville Fleet continues to laugh)

Discord: "Stop laughing! Stop laughing! It's not funny!"

Pipsqueak: "Well, we think it is, eh, don't we, Dumb-Bell?

Dumb-Bell: "Uh, yeah, uh, no."

Braeburn: "All right, joke's over. Back to pick up our cargo. Problem solved."

Cheese Sandwich: "Thanks to me, you didn't believe I'm an expert, did you?"

Pipsqueak: "Aye, true."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Well, there was an element of luck, I suppose, but I must say, I am quite impressed."

Cheese Sandwich: "Well, I can't play any more games with you, I've got real work to do."

Pipsqueak: "Bye, Cheese!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "For once in his life, Sandwich had done a great job."

Discord: "Never mind him, what about me?"

Spike: "In trouble, Discord? Looks like you got crushed instead of Gummy."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Ha ha ha. The only thing Discord succeeded in doing that day, was trapping himself instead of the Ponyville animals."

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