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Troublesome Pirates, renamed Foolish Pirates for American audiences, is the ninth episode of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Troublesome Trucks/Foolish Freight Cars.

Cast[]

  • Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
  • Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
  • Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Pirates (from Peter Pan) as The Troublesome Trucks
  • Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon (mentioned)
  • George Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Jeremiah Jobling (not named; mentioned)
  • Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript[]

Narrator: "Donald had not seen Mickey Mouse for several days. He was left alone for being naughty and was not even allowed out to work with flowers or pirates in the yard."

Donald Duck: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "He thought."

Donald Duck: "I shall have to stay in here for always and no one will see my white feathers again. All because I went so fast that I made a hole in one of my flowers that had to be mended with, of all things, a passenger's bootlace."

Narrator: "At last, Mickey arrived."

Mickey Mouse: "I see you are sorry, Donald."

Narrator: "He said."

Mickey Mouse: "I hope now you will be a better duck. You have given me a lot of trouble. People are laughing at my land and I don't like that at all."

Donald Duck: "I'm very sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald Duck: "I will try hard to behave."

Mickey Mouse: "That's a good duck."

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey Mouse: "I want you to take some pirates for me."

Narrator: "Donald was delighted and puffed away."

Pongo: "Here are your pirates, Donald."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "Have you got some bootlaces ready?"

Narrator: "And he ran off laughing."

Pirates: "Uh-oh! Oh!"

Narrator: "Said the pirates."

Pirates: "We want a proper Disney Character. Not a white monster."

Narrator: "Donald took no notice and started as soon as the guard was ready."

Donald Duck: "Come along, come along."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Pirates: "We won't, we won't!"

Narrator: "Screamed the pirates. But Donald didn't care and pull the screeching pirates sternly out of the station.

The pirates tried hard to make him give up, but he still kept on. Sometimes, they'd come to a standstill. And sometimes their feet would run hot. And each time, the trouble had to be put right. And each time, Donald would start again determined not to let them beat him."

Pirates: "Give up, give up! You can't pull us! You can't, you can't!"

Narrator: "Called the pirates."

Donald Duck: "I can and I will! I can and I will!"

Narrator: "Puffed Donald. Slowly but surely, he pulled them along the path.

At last they saw Sir Ector's Hill."

Donald Duck's Driver: "Look out for trouble, Donald."

Narrator: "Warned his driver."

Donald Duck's Driver: "We'll go fast and get them up before they know it. Don't let them stop you."

Narrator: "So Donald went faster and soon they were half way up."

Donald Duck: "I'm doing it, I'm doing it!"

Narrator: "He panted."

Donald Duck: "Will the top never come?"

Narrator: "Then, with a sudden jerk, it all came easier."

Donald Duck: "I've done it, I've done it!"

Narrator: "He puffed."

Donald Duck: "Hooray! It's easy now."

Narrator: "But his driver shut off steam."

Donald Duck's Driver: "They've done it again. We've left our tail behind. Look."

Narrator: "The last pirates were running backwards down the hill. The rope had snapped. But the guard stopped the pirates and got out to warn approaching Disney Characters."

Donald Duck: "That's why it was easy."

Narrator: "Said Donald, as he back the other pirates carefully down."

Donald Duck: "What silly things pirates are! There might had been an accident."

Hercules: "Shall I help you, Donald?"

Narrator: "Called Hercules."

Donald Duck: "No, thank you."

Narrator: "Answered Donald."

Donald Duck: "I'll pull them myself."

Hercules: "Good. Don't let them beat you. You're doing well."

Narrator: "Whistled Hercules, as Donald slowly struggled up the hill."

Donald Duck: "I can do it, I can do it!"

Narrator: "He puffed. He pulled and puffed as hard as he could."

Donald Duck: "I've done it, I've done it!"

Narrator: "He panted.

They reach the station safely and Donald was resting when Hercules pulled up."

Hercules: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "He whistled. Then, Donald saw Mickey Mouse."

Donald Duck: "Oh dear! What will he say?"

Narrator: "He asked himself.

But Mickey was smiling."

Mickey Mouse: "I was with Hercules and I saw everything."

Narrator: "He said."

Mickey Mouse: "You made the most troublesome pirates on the path behave. After that, you deserve to keep your white feathers."

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