Chocolate (TruMoo)

  • What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
  • What is a cow's favorite day? Moo Year's Day!
  • What game do cows like to play at parties? Moo-sical chairs.
  • When do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
  • What is a cow's favorite subject in school? Moo-sic.
  • What do cows decorate their birthday parties with? Bull-oons!
  • What do you call a quiet sheep? A shhh-eep.
  • What did the evil sheep want to do? Wool the world.
  • What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries.
  • In which state do you find the most cows? Moo York.
  • Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.


  • What do you call a pig who drives dangerously? A road hog.
  • What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case.
  • What do you you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.
  • How did the cow blend in with its surroundings? Ca-moo-flage.
  • What horse should you ride at night? Nightmares.
  • What did the goat say when he got fooled? You got to be kid-ding me!

Strawberry (TruMoo)

  • What do you get when you cross a duck with the Fourth of July? A fire-quacker.
  • What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper? A lawn moo-er.


  • What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime.
  • Which chickens tell the best jokes? Comedi-hens.
  • Where do cows go when they go on a date? The mooooovies.
  • What do cows dream about? Milk.
  • What do you call a mean cow? A bull-y.
  • What's a snake's favorite dessert? I-ssss cream.
  • What do cows eat for breakfast? Moogurt.
  • What was the pig called when he drove all over the road? A road hogger.
  • What do you call a grumpy cow? Moo-dy.
  • What do you call a famous cow in a movie? A moo-vie star.
  • Where is a cow's favorite place to stay at night? A moo-tel.
  • What do you call a cow's mustache? A moo-stache!
  • What do cows use as a currency? Moo-ney.
  • What do you use to count cows? A cow-culator.
  • What did the cow say to the cat? Moo-ow
  • How do cows decorate their birthday parties? With bull-oons.
  • Who do horses like to hang out with the most? Their neigh-bors.
  • Where do cows go in space? The mooon.
  • What did the cow say to another? Mooooove over.
  • Why was the frog late for work? Because his car got toad!
  • What is a cow's favorite movie? The Sound of Moosic.
  • What do you call a pig that plays basketball? A ball hog!
  • What is a duck's favorite snack? Cheese and quackers.
  • What do cows stay when they're stuck in traffic? Mooooove!
  • Where do cows go to eat lunch? The calf-eteria.
  • What do cows drink? Tru-moo.
  • Why did the cow go to the gym? To get mooscular.
  • What's a cow's favorite soda? Mountain Moo.
  • What did the cows come on to get to America? The Moo-flower.
  • What do you call a cow that lives underwater? A moo-maid!
  • What do you call an alligator with a vest on? An investigator.
  • What is a cow's favorite song? I Like to Mooooove It.
  • What do cows like to drink? Smoooothies.

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