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Cow Quotes

  1. "An investment in milk pays the best interest." ~Ben Franklin
  2. "A person who never milked a cow never tried anything new." ~Albert Einstein
  3. "A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of milk." ~George S. Patton
  4. "A loving cow is the truest wisdom." ~Charles Dickens
  5. "We build too many walls and not enough farms." ~Isaac Newton
  6. "No cookies, no milk, no presents." ~Santa Claus
  7. "Before anything else, milk is the key to success." ~Alexander Graham Bell
  8. "Where there is love there is milk." ~Mahatma Gandhi
  9. "Love all, trust a few, and drink lots of milk." ~William Shakespeare
  10. "If you think you can milk a cow or you think you can't milk a cow, you're right." ~Henry Ford
  11. "Only the pure of heart can milk a good cow." ~Ludwig van Beethoven
  12. "Following the light of the pasture, we left the Old World." ~Christopher Columbus
  13. "I came, I saw, I drank milk." ~Julius Caesar
  14. "Houston, Tranquility base here. The Cow has landed." ~Neil Armstrong
  15. "A man should never neglect his cows for business." ~Walt Disney
  16. "Every glass of milk brings me closer to the next home run." ~Babe Ruth
  17. "I have never advocated milking except as a means of peace." ~Ulysses S. Grant
  18. "Anyone who does anything to help a cow in his life is a hero to me." ~Mr. Rogers
  19. "Milk is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." ~Thomas Jefferson
  20. "A vote is like a cow; its usefulness depends upon the character of the milk." ~Teddy Roosevelt
  21. "A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but milk lives on forever." ~John F. Kennedy
  22. "Farming is the ultimate sophistication." ~Leonardo da Vinci
  23. "I saw the cow in the marble and carved until I set him free." ~Michelangelo
  24. "I dream of painting and then I paint a cow." ~Vincent van Gogh
  25. "Be always sure you have fresh milk, then go ahead." ~Davy Crockett
  26. "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent fresh milk." ~Thomas Edison
  27. "The bulls are coming! The bulls are coming!" ~Paul Revere
  28. "The most effective way to drink milk is to drink it." ~Amelia Earhart
  29. "Be sure that you put your milk in the right place, then drink it." ~Abe Lincoln
  30. "My pasture is the guide which I will never abandon." ~George Washington
  31. "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're a cow." ~ John Wayne
  32. "Some people dream of milk while others get up and work hard at it." ~Winston Churchill

Real Quotes (TruQuotes)

  1. "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." ~Ben Franklin
  2. "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." ~Albert Einstein
  3. "A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood." ~George S. Patton
  4. "A loving heart is the truest wisdom." ~Charles Dickens
  5. "We build too many walls and not enough bridges." ~Isaac Newton
  6. "No cookies, no milk, no presents." ~Santa Claus
  7. "Before anything else, preparation is the key to success." ~Alexander Graham Bell
  8. "Where there is love there is life." ~Mahatma Gandhi
  9. "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." ~William Shakespeare
  10. "If you think you can do a thing or you think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~Henry Ford
  11. "Only the pure of heart can make a good soup." ~Ludwig van Beethoven
  12. "Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World." ~Christopher Columbus
  13. "I came, I saw, I conquered." ~Julius Caesar
  14. "Houston, Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed." ~Neil Armstrong
  15. "A man should never neglect his family for business." ~Walt Disney
  16. "Every strike brings me closer to the next home run." ~Babe Ruth
  17. "I have never advocated war except as a means of peace." ~Ulysses S. Grant
  18. "Anyone who does anything to help a child is a hero to me." ~Mr. Rogers
  19. "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." ~Thomas Jefferson
  20. "A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~Teddy Roosevelt
  21. "A man may die, nations may fall and rise, but an idea lives on forever." ~John F. Kennedy
  22. "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." ~Leonardo da Vinci
  23. "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." ~Michelangelo
  24. "I dream of painting and then I paint my dream." ~Vincent van Gogh
  25. "Be always sure you are right, then go ahead." ~Davy Crockett
  26. "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." ~Thomas Edison
  27. "The British are coming! The British are coming!" ~Paul Revere
  28. "The most effective way to do it, is to do it." ~Amelia Earhart
  29. "Be sure that you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm." ~Abe Lincoln
  30. "The Constitution is the guide which I will never abandon." ~George Washington
  31. "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." ~John Wayne
  32. "Some people dream of success while others get up and work hard at it." ~Winston Churchill

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