• How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
  • How do you keep a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose.
  • Where does a cow go to become a star? Moo York City.
  • Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
  • Why did the kid eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Udderly Hilarious Jokes

  • What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
  • What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
  • Where does a turtle go when it's raining? A shell-ter.