- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
- How do you keep a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose.
- Where does a cow go to become a star? Moo York City.
- Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
- Why did the kid eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Udderly Hilarious Jokes
- What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
- What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
- Where does a turtle go when it's raining? A shell-ter.