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Two Perfect Girls is a Disney Spoof to the Pokemon song of the same title. It is covered by Kuzco (from The Emperor's New School), as he tells us his love about Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger.

Plot

  • Kuzco sings to us a perfect love song about Mitchie and Amethyst, a duo of girls who wear long black stockings, but as the song ends, Principal Irving Slimovitz appears and congratulates Kuzco for the performance.

Cast

  1. Kuzco (J.P. Manoux)
  2. Principal Irving Slimovitz (Jim Rash)
  3. Mitchie O'Hara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Amethyst Giger (Grey DeLisle)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Winnie The Pooh announcing it)
  • Pooh: And now, it's time for Pokemon Songs on Disney, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Pokemon Song. So, without further ado, Pokemon Songs on Disney.
  • (Kuzco appears, dressed as Brock)
  • Kuzco: This song is for Malina.
  • (He grins and performs the song)
  • Kuzco: (singing) A one woman's man what I wanna be. Stay by her side so faithfully I would if I could, but it's just no good. Cause there's two perfect girls for me. Ha, ha, ha! All right! Mitchie, oh Mitchie Amethyst, oh Amethyst A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me.
  • (Kuzco starts to dance with Mitchie)
  • Kuzco: (continues singing) Mitchie O'Hara, oh can't you see You can lock me up and throw away the key Mitchie, if loving you's a crime Then sentence me now and I'll do the time My uniformed beauty is simply the best She's got my heart under house arrest But before that cop names me her boy I'm head over heels (he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a girl named Amethyst.
  • (Kuzco stops dancing with Mitchie)
  • Kuzco: (continues singing) Mitchie, oh Mitchie Amethyst, oh Amethyst A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me.
  • (Kuzco starts to dance with Amethyst)
  • Kuzco: (continues singing) Amethyst Giger, won't you please Cure me of this bad disease Oh Amethyst, the diagnosis is bleak When I see your face my knees get weak Well, I'm burning up, I got the fever She's my perfect girl and I'd never leave her Her bedside manner has healed so many So why am I in love? (why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Mitchie O'Hara?
  • (Kuzco stops dancing with Amethyst)
  • Kuzco: (continues singing) Mitchie, oh Mitchie Amethyst, oh Amethyst A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me. Ha, ha, ha! All right! Swing it!
  • (Kuzco starts to dance with Mitchie again)
  • Kuzco: Ah, Mitchie!
  • (Kuzco starts to dance with Amethyst again)
  • Kuzco: Whoo! A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me. I've tried, and I've tried And I've searched way deep inside From these two I won't choose I can't stand the bad news About the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose! This can't go on, enough is enough I've gotta pick one no matter how tough It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo But wait a second! (wait a second!) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) (seeing ???) What's her name? I've just gotta know! I've just gotta know!! Mitchie, oh Mitchie Amethyst, oh Amethyst A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's one, no two, No three, four, five, six, seven - so many Perfect girls for me!
  • (Two Perfect Girls ends)
  • Kuzco:
  • Mitchie:
  • Amethyst:
  • (Mitchie and Amethyst both kiss on Kuzco's cheeks)
  • Kuzco: (blushing)
  • Principal Irving Slimovitz:
  • Kuzco:

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