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Uncle Grandpa Uncle Grandpa Express Title Card

Short: "New Experiences With Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person: Ponies"

Written And Storyboard By: David Gemmill And Kenny Pittenger

Story By: Kelsy Abbott, Casey Alexander And Pete Browngardt

Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison

Supervising Director: Casey Alexander

Art Director: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar

Transcript

Opening

(Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)

Uncle Grandpa: Did You See My Hair?

(Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)

At The UG RV

Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) I'm Booorrrrred.....

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I Am So Very Tired.

Pizza Steve: Yeah, Definitely Boring Than Ever, Big G.

Belly Bag: You're Telling Me, Pizza Steve. Hey, Uncle Grandpa, Why Am I Being So Bored For The Vacation?

Uncle Grandpa: Because Belly Bag, I Know What I Must Have On... Vacation? (Gasps) THAT'S WHAT VACATIONS ARE FOR!!!

Mr. Gus: WHAT?!? You Mean We're Going To The Vacation Called "Uncle Grandpa Express"?

Uncle Grandpa: That's Right, Mr. Gus. Uncle Grandpa Express! And Now Here Comes MY Express. COME ON, GUYS! LET'S GO TO UNCLE GRANDPA EXPRESS!!!!

Pizza Steve: ALRIGHT, PIZZA STEVE IS MY FAVORITE VACATION YET!

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I Wish That Tiny Miracle, Tiger And Frankenstein Was Going On The Vacation.

Tiny Miracle: Did Somebody Say... TINY MIRACLE?

GRFT: (Roars)

Frankenstein: Reeeeeh!

Mr. Gus: ALL RIGHT!!! ALL 3 ARE HERE! LET'S GO TO THE VACATION, FELLAS!!

In The Uncle Grandpa Express

Uncle Grandpa: Buckle Up Your Seatbelts, It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride!

Mr. Gus: Awww, YEAH!

Pizza Steve: RIGHT BEHIND YA, UNCLE G!

GRFT: (Roars)

Tiny Miracle: I'M READY!

Frankenstein: Raaah!!

Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU READY, GUYS?

Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve, GRFT, Tiny Miracle And Frankenstein: WE'RE READY!

Uncle Grandpa: Then LET'S GO!!!!

(Uncle Grandpa Express Is Riding A Trails)

Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) I Love Uncle Grandpa Express.

Mr. Gus: Me Neither.

Pizza Steve: Neither Did I.

Belly Bag: Neither Did I.

GRFT: (Roars)

Tiny Miracle: I Just Love Uncle Grandpa Express.

Frankenstein: Reeeeeh.

Uncle Grandpa: This Is Gonna Be Good.

On The Skull World

Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Guys. This Is Very Funny! One More Time, Mr. Gus.

Mr. Gus: Okay. (Mocking) WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT, AND DON'T THINK WE KNOW HOW TO WEED 'EM OUT!

Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa: Weed 'Em Out!

Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

Mr. Gus: What A Jerk!

Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa: (Laughs Crazy) (Blubbers)

(Rock Bumps At Uncle Grandpa Express Train Repeatedly)

Uncle Grandpa: Whoa! It's Getting Bump In Here.

(Rock Bumps Has Been Stopped)

Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Where Are We?

Mr. Gus: It's A Skull World, Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa: A Skull World?!? What Have I Become?

Mr. Gus: Excuse Me, Skull, Can I Go Back To The Forest?

Skull: No Problem. It's Right This Way.

Mr. Gus: Thanks.

Pizza Steve: Okay, Uncle G. Go To The Forest, PRONTO!

Uncle Grandpa: TO THE FOREST AWAY!!!

(Uncle Grandpa Express Is Riding On Forest)

In The Forest

Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Mr. Gus, Tiny Miracle, Frankenstein And Pizza Steve: WOW!

GRFT: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa: I Sure Love That Part Of All Himself Of Their Lives.

Mr. Gus: We Know.

Uncle Grandpa: What's That?

Mr. Gus: That Something... (GASPS)

(Police Officers Has Arrived)

Police 1: THIS IS THE POLICE!!!

Uncle Grandpa: Oh No!

Pizza Steve: How Can We Escaped, Uncle G?

Uncle Grandpa: Let's Go To The RIGHT!!!

(Uncle Grandpa Express Rides To The Right)

Police 2: AFTER THEM!!!

(The Police Is Chasing Uncle Grandpa Express Train)

Police: Prepare To Be Arrested!

Uncle Grandpa: Not Unless You Have A LASER HAMMER!

(Laser Hammer Zaps At Police Car And Police Officers And Explodes)

Uncle Grandpa And Friends: HOORAY! (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa: I Think We're Back To The UG RV FREE!

At The UG RV

Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HERE!

Mr. Gus: I'm Sorry About Your Uncle Grandpa Express.

Uncle Grandpa: Are You Kidding?!? THIS IS THE GREAT UNCLE GRANDPA EXPRESS ON HISTORY AND HISTORY!

Pizza Steve: It Looks Like We Need To Ride... PIZZA STEVE EXPRESS!

(Pizza Steve Is Riding On Toy Train And Pauses)

Pizza Steve: What Did I Do?

Mr. Gus: I'm Doing The Proper Way To Present Mr. Gus Express.

(Mr. Gus Puts The Train Hat On)

Pizza Steve: You Are Wearing That Train Hat.

Mr. Gus: Yeah, We Know.

Intermission

Uncle Grandpa: Are You Silly Now? (Blubbers) Are You Silly Now? Are You Silly Now? Are You Silly Now?

(Uncle Grandpa Face Slips On The Ground)

Uncle Grandpa: WAH! Ouch.

New Experiences With Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person: Ponies

Announcer: New Expreriences With Beary Nice.

Beary Nice: That's Me!

Announce: And Hot Dog Person.

Hot Dog Person: That's Me.

Beary Nice: WOW! I Love Ponies! Why Don't You Try To Play The Ponies For A Beary First Time?

Hot Dog Person: Yeah, Well... Sort Of Uh...

Beary Nice: Are You Kidding? THIS IS GREATEST THING I KNOW! Here, You Can Have It!

Hot Dog Person: Oh Boy! Ponies! I'm A Pony! (Laughs) I Love A Toy Ponies, Beary.

Beary Nice: That's The Spirit!

Hot Dog Person: I'm A Pony! (Laughs)

Evil Wizard: Oh Boy, I Guess Toy Pony Sure Is Figurey Going On. I KNOW! I Can Turn Toy Pony Into A REAL Pony! (Evil Laughs)

(Evil Wizard Zaps Toy Pony And Turns A Real Pony And Neighs)

Hot Dog Person: Uh-Oh! This Is Not Very Good At All! AAAH!!!

(Real Pony Is Chasing Hot Dog Person)

Hot Dog Person: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Beary Nice: I Love Toy Ponie! HAHAHAHA! I AM SO BEARY NICE!! Wait, THAT'S ME!

Hot Dog Person: GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!

(Real Pony Gots Hot Dog Person)

Hot Dog Person: NO! DON'T EAT ME!!!

(Real Pony Got A Knife And Slice Hot Dog Person)

Hot Dog Person: AAH!!! OHH!! OHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Groans)

Beary Nice: So Why Did You Playing Those Toy Ponies, Hot Dog Person?

Hot Dog Person: Because I Don't Think I Like Toy Ponies. They're Real.

Beary Nice: (Laughs) You Guess It! (Giggles)

Hot Dog Person: (Groans)

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