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Cast

  • Mr. Smee (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Ernie
  • Lord Shen (from Kung Fu Panda 2) as Hoots the Owl
  • Foozie, Janice, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf (from The Muppets (2011)) as Anything Muppet Band

Lyrics

Lord Shen: Uh, listen up, everybody. We're going to hear from a dude who is truly cool and very fresh. But he's got a problem that he wants to lay on us. Come on in, Mr. Smee, my man.

Mr. Smee: Excuse me, Mr. Lord Shen
I hate to bug a busy bird
But I want to learn the sax
And I need a helpful word
I always get a silly squeak
When I play the blues


Lord Shen: Smee, keep your cool
I'll teach ya how to blow the sax
I think I dig your problem
It's rubber, and it quacks
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues

You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!

You didn't hear a word I said
You gotta get it through your head
Don't be a stubborn cluck
Smee, lay aside the duck!
I've learned a thing or two
From years of playing in a band
It's hard to play a saxophone
With something in your hand
To be a fine musician
You're gonna have to face the facts

Though you're blessed with flying fingers
When you wanna wail, you're stuck
What good are flying fingers
If they're wrapped around a duck?
Change the toy's position
If you wanna ace the sax!

Yeah! You gotta put down the duckie

Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie

Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!


Lord Shen: Don't have to put it on a train
Don't have to wash it down the drain
Don't have to lock it in a drawer
Don't have to shove it out the door
Don't have to stuff it in your pocket
Or send it flyin' in a rocket!
Don't have to get it out of town!
Smee, put the quacker down!


Mr. Smee: Oh, gee, Lord Shen, you know, I really love my duckie and I can't bear to part with him.

Lord Shen: Well, you don't have to lose your duck. You can pick it up when you're finished.

Mr. Smee: I can?

Lord Shen: Yeah!

Mr. Smee: Oh, wow!

Lord Shen: You gotta put down the duckie
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put it down)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie

Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Down!)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!
One more time!
Put down the duckie!

Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put it down)

Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
(scatting) You gotta put down the duckie

Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Put down the duckie)
Lord Shen: Put it down
Foozie, Janooce, Kermoot, Miss Poogy and Roowlf: (Down!)
Lord Shen: Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!
Yeah!


Mr. Smee: Whew!

Lord Shen: Yeah.

Mr. Smee: Now can I pick up my duckie?

Lord Shen: By all means.

Mr. Smee: Oh, thank you.

Lord Shen: (laughing)

Mr. Smee: Oh, duckie, I missed you so much. Yes, me too.

Lord Shen: Take care, Smee, my man. That is one cool cat.

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