Virgil and The Warners (Ash & Friends)

Virgil and The Warners is an Ash and Friends spoof to the Thomas and Friends Season 18 episode: Duck and The Slip Coaches.

Cast

1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
6. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
7. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
8. Sakura Avalon as Emily (Carly McKillip)
9. Yakko, Dot and Wakko Warner as The Slip Coaches (Rob Paulsen, Tress MacNeille and Jess Harnell)
10. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
11. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
12. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)

Transcript

• Mark Moraghan: It was high summer and the busiest time of the year on the land of YTV. Holidaymakers from the mainland flocked to the beach and other attractions. The characters were busier than they'd ever seen before.
• Ash: Bust my hands, what a day! I've never seen so many passengers."
• Raimundo: "I don't mind. All the more people to admire my shine brown hair.
• Mark Moraghan: At this time of years, Steven would often worry about getting everyone to their destinations on time."
• Steven: All aboard! Come on, Raimundo. There's no time for dillydallying. Chop-chop. We can't have any delays." (Inflatable toy flies onto his head) "Oh. What's this? Oh, my!"
• Ash and Raimundo: (Laugh)
• Steven: "That's enough of that, thank you, Ash and Raimundo. Off you go."
• Ash and Raimundo: (Chuckle)
• Ash: "Yes, sir."
• Raimundo: "Right, sir."
• (Whistles toot)
• Steven: "Oh!"
• Mark Moraghan: That night, Virgil stayed at the library so he could help with all the extra passengers in the morning."
• Virgil: Evening, all."
• Ash: Hello, Virgil. Nice to see you."
• Raimundo: "Oh no! Not that old fuddy-duddy."
• Mark Moraghan: Virgil liked to talk about the old days when he worked in Cloudsdale. Raimundo thought he was a bit annoying."
• Virgil: You know, days like today remind me of summers back in Cloudsdale."
• Raimundo: "Oh, here we go."
• Virgil: We carried so many holidaymakers, they used to call it 'The Sunshine Route'. In those days, I used to work with Warners, Warners which could be unhooked without even stopping.
• (People cheering)
• Virgil: That way, we always ran on time, and there were never any delays."
• Ash: Wow! I've never heard of Warners before."
• Virgil: You had to be careful, though. Go too slow in the stations, and they'd bump into the back of you! It took a lot of skill and expert timing."
• Raimundo: Pah! Sounds easy to me. Silly old teenage stories."
• Virgil: There are two ways of doing things, Raimundo; the wrong way or the Teenage Way."
• (Sakura arrives and sees that library is full)
• Sakura: "Oh."
• Steven: "Tomorrow is going to be our busiest day ever in YTV. I just don't know how we'll get everyone to their destinations on time."
• Mark Morgahan: When Raimundo heard what Steven said, it gave him an idea."
• Raimundo: I know what would help deliver all the passengers on time, sir. They're called Warners.
• Steven: Warners? Go on, Raimundo.
• Mark Moraghan: And Raimundo told Steven all about the Warners and how they help avoid delays."
• Ash: Oh, wow!"
• Kevin: Oh, look at that!"
• Terry: Most impressive!"
• Shaggy: They're incredible!"
• Ash: Amazing!"
• Alex: That's wonderful!"
• Virgil: My old Warners! I don't believe it! Coo-ee hello!"
• Steven: Settle down please, characters. Now to avoid confusion and delay on this very busy day, I have brought some special Warners named Yakko, Dot and Wakko across from the mainland. But it wasn't my idea. It was Raimundo's!
• Virgil: What?"
• Raimundo: That's right, sir. Thanks to me, there will be no delays in YTV today."
• All: Hooray! Oh, yeah, Raimundo!
• Steven: Ha-ha! Quite right, Raimundo. Off you go, all of you."
• Virgil: But, I told Raimundo about the Warners. It was my idea."
• Mark Moraghan: But no one was left to listen to Virgil. Feeling rather sad, he steamed away."
• Virgil: Ohh."
• Steven: Passengers, pay attention. Make sure you get onto the right character, the one that's stopping at your station."
• Raimundo: All aboard! I'll get you there on time with my brand new Warners.
• Mark Moraghan: Raimundo was very pleased with himself. He liked it when people waved at him."
• People: "Hooray!"
• Mark Moraghan: He thought he was very clever for working with the Warners.
• Yakko: Do you think Raimundo knows what he's doing?"
• Dot: I don't know."
• Wakko: I hope so."
• Mark Moraghan: Raimundo was approaching his first stop. Virgil was sad that it wasn't him working with the Warners.
• Raimundo: "Prepare to unhook the rear character.
• Virgil: Don't slow down too much in the station, Raimundo, or Wakko will bump into the back of you."
• Raimundo: "Yes, yes. Thank you, Virgil. I know what to do. Release the Warner!"
• Mark Moraghan: But Raimundo liked everyone to see his shiny brown hair, so he slowed down."
• Raimundo: Hello, everybody. Glad to be of service."
• Wakko: Ooh!"
• Mark Moraghan: Wakko couldn't stop and bumped into the back of the other Warners.
• Virgil: (Gasps)
• Mark Moraghan: Luckily, no one was hurt, but after that, Yakko, Dot and Wakko refused to move."
• Yakko: We won't go with Raimundo!
• Dot: He doesn't know how to use Warners!
• Wakko: No, not at all!"
• Mark Moraghan: That was when Steven arrived and found the passengers all complaining and saying what a bad place YTV was."
• Steven: Oh, Raimundo. What have you done? These Warners were a terrible idea."
• Raimundo: But, sir, they just take a bit of getting used to. That's all."
• Virgil: Maybe I could help, sir?"
• Mark Moraghan: Yakko, Dot and Wakko were overjoyed to see their old friend, Virgil.
• Yakko, Dot and Wakko: Hello, Virgil!
• Virgil: Hello, Warnies!
• Steven: Do you mean to say you know these Warners, Virgil?
• Virgil: Of course. I used to work with them in Cloudsdale, as I was telling Raimundo last night."
• Mark Moraghan: Suddenly, Steven understood. Raimundo had only pretended to know about Warners. Really, it was all Virgil's idea."
• Steven: Virgil, perhaps you would like to take the Warners around YTV, it that's alright with them, of course."
• Yakko: "Yay, Virgil!
• Dot: Of course it is!"
• Wakko: Capital idea!"
• Mark Moraghan: So, Virgil took over working with Yakko, Dot and Wakko. And even though it was the busiest day YTV had ever seen, thanks to Virgil and the Warners, everyone reached their destinations on time, and all the passengers agreed it was a very good town indeed."
• Virgil: Evening, all."
• Steven: Three cheers for Virgil and the Warners! Hip-hip!"
• Everyone (except Raimundo): "Hooray!"
• Steven: "Hip-hip!"
• Everyone (except Raimundo): "Hooray!"
• Steven: "Hip-hip!"
• Everyone (except Raimundo): "Hooray!"
• Virgil: It just goes to show there really are only two ways of doing things; the wrong way or..."
• Everyone (except Raimundo and Sakura): "The Teenage way!" (Laugh)