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Homer: Ooh! A roller coaster!

Lisa: Dad. I'm scared.

Wade: Don't worry, we will be safe on the roller coaster.

Brittany: Yeah we will be fine.

Brianna: It will be fun! This is a nice long roller coaster

Homer: Sweetie, they won't kill you at an amusement park!

Alvin: Why do they do that?

Simon: I don't know.

Jeanette: I don't know, either.

Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke and Alissa: Is it because it is fun?

Homer: Yes, as long as you've got a dime in your pocket.

Sideshow Bob: There's nothing you can do! Your about to die!

Homer: You sound like my doctor!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Sideshow Bob: Ahhh, my next victims. So anyway, where were yu all?

Homer: Bob, not only are you not killing us, I'm having fun!

Wade: WOOOOOOOO! I'm getting scared.

Marge: It will be okay Wade. (to Homer) Homie they said to stay seated!

Homer: That's just a load of...

(ball hits Homer, Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon and Jeanette and Sideshow Bob laughs evilvy)

Homer: I always get sick flying backwards. DOH! Hey! I can see our car!

(Homer, Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon and Jeanette yell and crash on track)

Homer: You guys haven't seen a giant steel ball have ya?

(Homer, Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon and Jeanette running from ball)

Homer: You don't wanna hurt me ball! Were both big and round and never finished high school!

(Ball hits power them in sky)

Alvin, Simon, Wade, Brittany, Jeanette, Brianna and Homer: Save us, tourists!

(They fly through the air)

Krusty: Welcome to a magical journey, through my mouth!

Nelson: Your all gonna die! (laughs)

(Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke, Alissa, Bart and Lisa crash through Happy Little Elves in Panda Land sign and into the kiddie ride)

Bart: The kiddie ride. Ewww...

Lisa: At least, we're safe.

Zeke: Well, this kiddie ride has pandas in it.

Theodore: Don't worry, Zeke. Pandas live in South America and they bamboo.

Eleanor: Zeke, Theodore said that pandas live in....

Sideshow Bob: PANDA BEGS TO DIFEER!

(Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke, Alissa, Bart and Lisa scream)

Elves: (sing)

Sideshow Bob: Will you please SHUT UP! (hits elves) Say wheeeeee!!!

Zeke: Say wheee.....

(Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke, Alissa, Bart and Lisa scream)

(Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Wade, Brianna, Homer and Marge are on a boat)

Homer: Ahhh... alone at last!

Marge: Bob's trying to kill the kids!

Wade: Don't worry, at least our cousions are safe!

Brittany: Wade, I don't think it will.

Brianna: Yes, she's right Wade.

Alvin: Wade, it is kind of dangerous.

Simon: I'm telling you, Wade, that boat rides are at Disney World.

Jeanette: Brianna, it is a boat for people to love with someone.

Brianna: Yeah, I'm getting the feeling this is a boat ride.

Alvin: We're headed for that waterfall!

Wade: But Alvin, waterfalls are...

Homer: Wade, it just gets better and better.

(Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Homer and Marge scream over a waterfall)

Sideshow Bob: Now Homer, because I want to be fair, a piece of advice. Resist every temptation I've placed in front of you.

Homer: Ooh! Beer!

Marge: Homie its just a temptation!

Alvin, Simon, Wade, Brittany, Jeanette and Brianna: Right Homer, do not drink that!

Homer: When did beer ever hurt anybody? Uh oh. I hate chain reactions!

(Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Homer and Marge scream again)

Sideshow Bob: you've foiled my plans for the last time!

Bart: You've soiled your pants for the last time?

Theodore: You've soiled your pants for the last time?

Zeke: You've soiled your pants for the last time?

Alvin: We got Theodore!

Wade: We got Zeke!

Homer: We got Bart! Where's Eleanor, Lisa and Alissa?

(Eleanor, Lisa and Alissa pops out of the water with the whale)

Eleanor, Lisa and Alissa: We'll save you! Onward convenient whale!

Homer: Maybe that exit sign leads to an exit! (explodes)

Wade: UH-OH!

Homer: (screams) Marge! Stay away from the ramp!

Marge: What?!?!?

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Homer: (spins) DOH! I mean rampsssss!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Sideshow Bob: Now! For the unkindest cut of ALL!!!

(crash)

Maggie: Huhuuuuu

Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: MAGGIE!

Lisa: Look what the radiation did to Maggie! (screams)

Homer: And they grow up so fast !

Sideshow Bob: Oof! Ta ta tourists!

Professor Frink: do not fear! A nerd is here!

(devil screams)

Sideshow Bob: I'll give yu back yur pacifier, If yu destroy SPRINGFIELD! (crashes into Springfield Sign)

Wade: OW! That's gotta hurt!

Jeanette: Yeah, Wade Agnew.

Simon: Yeah, Wade Agnew.

Alvin: Yeah, agnew.

Brittany: Yeah, agnew.

Brianna: Yeah, agnew.

Chief Wiggum: The baby is wet and presumed cranky!

Wade: CRANKYYYYY?!

Homer: I'm not gonna change that diaper!

Marge: Mommys coming, giant Maggie!

Wade and Brianna: Here we come, Maggie.

Bart: Come on Maggie! Destroy sumthing!

Marge: Stay away from my baby!

Sideshow Bob: (screams)

Maggie: Oooohhhh!

Wade: AAAAAHHHH! Don't eat me, Maggie!

Lisa: Maggie! That's not a pacifier!

Marge: Get tourists out of your mouth. You don't know where they've been!

Maggie: Bleh!

Barney: (Burps)

Zeke: EEEWWWW!

Wade: Come, let's get inside!

Homer: (sighs) Home sweet, DOH!

Kang and Kodos: foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Homer: My bussoms are slapping my face!!!

Wade: We're going to die! We're going to die!

Zeke: HELP US!

Lisa: Thanks for nothing gravity!

Ralph: I'm a baby bird!

Marge: This must be the part where they take your picture! OK? Smile!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa continue screaming)

Sideshow Bob: I've still got about five seconds to kill somebody! Hello folks.

Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: (screaming and fall on Sideshow Bob) Oof!

Homer: WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE!

Wade: Yes, it is a horrible nightmare.

Brianna: You know, Homer, we could have been death!

Eleanor: Oh, come on, it was just fun.

Theodore: Did I die?

Brianna: No, you did not.

Zeke: Oh, my head is hurt!

Eleanor: From what?

Zeke: From that ride.

Eleanor: It did scare me.

Alissa: You, know what? I'm dizzy.

Homer: Thank god this ride is over!

(Maggie pushes krusty head and the ride ends)

Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: AAHHH!

Homer: Lets go again!

Krusty: Well that's our ride... hey what does THIS do?

Rhino: What'cha got to say, baby bird?

Bird: Oh you're big, and ugly and you smell, not so well, in the cracks of your skin.

Rhino: Right here?

Bird: Many insects dwell, your hygiene, obscene!

Rhino: Rahhhhhh!

Bird: I work so hard, just to keep you clean, What's good for you.

Rhino and Bird: Is good for me, together we live in symbiotic harm...

Rhino: I could spend all day, swatting bugs away, but my tail will never scratch the itching of my back, so instead I chill, provide you with your next meal, for both of us, it's a pretty good deal, this relationship's too convenient, I can't tell, if you really mean it, I can't tell if you care for me at all, or if just love, the insects that I draw!

Bird: What's good for you

Rhino and Bird: It's good for me, together we live Symbiotically!

Bird: What's good for you

Rhino and Bird: Is good for me, together we live in symbiotic harmony!

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