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Homer: Ooh! A roller coaster!

Lisa: Dad. I'm scared.

Wade: Don't worry, we will be safe on the roller coaster.

Brittany: Yeah we will be fine.

Brianna: It will be fun! This is a nice long roller coaster

Homer: Sweetie, they won't kill you at an amusement park!

Alvin: Why do they do that?

Simon: I don't know.

Jeanette: I don't know, either.

Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke and Alissa: Is it because it is fun?

Homer: Yes, as long as you've got a dime in your pocket.

Sideshow Bob: There's nothing you can do! Your about to die!

Homer: You sound like my doctor!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Sideshow Bob: Ahhh, my next victims. So anyway, where were yu all?

Homer: Bob, not only are you not killing us, I'm having fun!

Wade: WOOOOOOOO! I'm getting scared.

Marge: It will be okay Wade, Homie they said to stay seated!

Homer: that's just a load of...

(ball hits Homer, Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon and Jeanette and Sideshow Bob laughs evilvy)

Homer: I always get sick flying backwards. DOH! Hey! I can see our car!

(Homer, Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon and Jeanette yell and crash on track)

Homer: You guys haven't seen a giant steel ball have ya?

(Homer, Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon and Jeanette running from ball)

Homer: You don't wanna hurt me ball! Were both big and round and never finished high school!

(Ball hits power them in sky)

Alvin, Simon, Wade, Brittany, Jeanette, Brianna and Homer: Save me, tourists!

(They fly through the air)

Krusty: Welcome to a magical journey, through my mouth!

Nelson: Your all gonna die! (laughs)

(Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke, Alissa, Bart and Lisa crash through Happy Little Elves in Panda Land sign and into the kiddie ride)

Bart: The kiddie ride. Ewww...

Lisa: At least, we're safe.

Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke and Alissa: Oh boy!

Sideshow Bob: PANDA BEGS TO DIFEER!

(Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke, Alissa, Bart and Lisa scream)

Elves: (sing)

Sideshow Bob: Will you please SHUT UP! (hits elves) Say wheeeeee!!!

(Theodore, Eleanor, Zeke, Alissa, Bart and Lisa scream)

(Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Wade, Brianna, Homer and Marge are on a boat)

Homer: Ahhh... alone at last!

Marge: Bob's trying to kill the kids!

Wade: Don't worry, at least our cousions are safe!

Brittany: Wade, I don't think it will.

Brianna: Yes, she's right Wade.

Alvin: Wade, it is kind of dangerous.

Simon and Jeanette: We are on a boat ride, that has a waterfall.

Wade: But Alvin, I...

Homer: Wade, it just gets better and better.

(Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Homer and Marge scream over a waterfall)

Sideshow Bob: Now Homer, because I want to be fair, a piece of advice. Resist every temptation I've placed in front of you.

Homer: Ooh! Beer!

Marge: Homie its just a temptation!

Alvin, Simon, Wade, Brittany, Jeanette and Brianna: Right Homer, do not drink that!

Homer: When did beer ever hurt anybody? Uh oh. I hate chain reactions!

(Wade, Brianna, Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Homer and Marge scream again)

Sideshow Bob: you've foiled my plans for the last time!

Bart: You've soiled your pants for the last time?

Theodore: : You've soiled your pants for the last time?

Zeke: You've soiled your pants for the last time?

Alvin: We got Theodore!

Wade: We got Zeke!

Homer: We got Bart! Where's Eleanor, Lisa and Alissa?

(Eleanor, Lisa and Alissa pops out of the water with the whale)

Eleanor, Lisa and Alissa: We'll save you! Onward convenient whale!

Homer: Maybe that exit sign leads to an exit! (explodes)

Wade: UH-OH!

Homer: (screams) Marge! Stay away from the ramp!

Marge: What?!?!?

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Homer: (spins) DOH! I mean rampsssss!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Sideshow Bob: Now! For the unkindest cut of ALL!!!

(crash)

Maggie: Huhuuuuu

Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: MAGGIE!

Lisa: Look what the radiation did to Maggie! (screams)

Homer: And they grow up so fast !

Sideshow Bob: Oof! Ta ta tourists!

Professor Frink: do not fear! A nerd is here!

(devil screams)

Sideshow Bob: I'll give yu back yur pacifier, If yu destroy SPRINGFIELD! (crashes into Springfield Sign)

Wade: OW! That's gotta hurt!

Simon and Jeanette: Yeah, Wade Alexander Agnew.

Brianna: Yeah, agnew.

Chief Wiggum: The baby is wet and presumed cranky!

Wade: CRANKYYYYY?!

Homer: I'm not gonna change that diaper!

Marge: Mommys coming, giant Maggie!

Wade and Brianna: Here we come, Maggie.

Bart: Come on Maggie! Destroy sumthing!

Marge: Stay away from my baby!

Sideshow Bob: (screams)

Maggie: Oooohhhh!

Wade: AAAAAHHHH! Don't eat me, Maggie!

Lisa: Maggie! That's not a pacifier!

Marge: Get tourists out of your mouth. You don't know where they've been!

Maggie: Bleh!

Barney: (Burps)

Zeke: EEEWWWW!

Wade: Come, let's get inside!

Homer: (sighs) Home sweet, DOH!

Kang and Kodos: foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Homer: My bussoms are slapping my face!!!

Wade: We're going to die! We're going to die!

Zeke: HELP US!

Lisa: Thanks for nothing gravity!

Ralph: I'm a baby bird!

Marge: This must be the part where they take your picture! OK? Smile!

(Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa screaming)

Sideshow Bob: I've still got about five seconds to kill somebody! Hello folks.

Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: (screaming and fall on Sideshow Bob) Oof!

Homer: WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE!

Wade: Yes, it is a horrible nightmare.

Brianna: You know, Homer, we could have been death!

Simon and Jeanette: Oh, come on, it was just fun.

Theodore: Did I die?

Brianna, Bart and Lisa: No, you did not.

Zeke: Oh, my head is hurt!

Lisa and Alissa: From what?

Zeke: From that ride.

Eleanor: It did scare me.

Alissa: You, know what? I'm dizzy.

Homer: Thank god this ride is over!

(Maggie pushes krusty head and the ride ends)

Wade, Brianna, Zeke, Alissa, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: AAHHH!

Homer: Lets go again!

Krusty: Well that's our ride... hey what does THIS do?

Rhino: What'cha got to say, baby bird?

Bird: Oh you're big, and ugly.

Rhino: So what?

Bird:And you smell, not so well, in the cracks of your skin.

Rhino: Right here?

Bird: Many insects dwell, your hygiene, obscene!

Rhino: Rahhhhhh!

Bird: I work so hard, just to keep you clean, What's good for you.

Rhino and Bird: Is good for me, together we live in symbiotic harm...

Rhino: I could spend all day, swatting bugs away, but my tail will never scratch the itching of my back, so instead I chill, provide you with your next meal, for both of us, it's a pretty good deal, this relationship's too convenient, I can't tell, if you really mean it, I can't tell if you care for me at all, or if just love, the insects that I draw!

Bird: What's good for you

Rhino and Bird: Is good for me, together we live Symbiotically!

Bird: What's good for you

Rhino and Bird: Is good for me, together we live in symbiotic harmony!

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