Wart: Oh mighty Al, please. Hear me and answer my prayer.
Wart: How do you become a true hero?
Aladdin: Look inside, your heart.
Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents,
Calliope (singing): Who put the glad in gladiator?
Muses (singing): Wartcules!
Narrator: Stronger than ten men,
(Wart punches Bull, Bird and Imp Fighters' defeat)
Narrator: and having the devil of a time,
Gaston: Name's Gaston, Lord of the Death. Hi, how ya doin'?
Narrator: try to prove himself.
Gaston: Get ready to rumble! My favourite part of the game, sudden death.
Narrator: This summer,
Wart: Come on!
Narrator: take off on the epic new adventure,
Taran: I'm right behind ya, kid! I'm way behind ya, kid.
Narrator: featuring a monster cast,
Gaston: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
Narrator: a hotshot villain,
Gaston: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, and you are wearing his merchandise?!?!
Narrator: and one true hero.
Muses (singing): Zero to hero!
Thalia (singing): A major hunk!
Muses (singing): Zero to Hero!
Calliope (spoken): And who'd have thunk?
Gaston: Get them!
Narrator: It's the men,
Narrator: the myth,
Wart: I'm an action figure! (squeezes)
Narrator: the movie.
Gaston: Hey, two thumbs way, way up.
Gaston: Well, well, it's a small underworld after all, huh?
Tagline: STRIKES THIS SUMMER.