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What Would Ash Ketchum Do? is a YTV All-Stars Spoof to the South Park song What Would Brian Boitano Do? It is sung by Mel Blake, Brittany Wong and Malinda Doe. The music video mentions Ash Ketchum defeating Team Rocket (Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet). The lyrics also mention Lexi Bunny as Wendy Testaburger and Blast Ketchup as Brian Dennehy.

Plot

  • While on safety patrol in their officer uniforms, Mel, Brittany and Malinda see Ash having a new date with Giselle. They all grow jealous and decide to teach them a lesson by singing What Would Ash Ketchum Do?. After the song ends, their boss Lexi arrives and orders them to get back to work, just as Rabbit, The Headmistress and Principal Prince tell her to keep it quiet, due to Julie Kane having a headache.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Giselle (Roxanne Beck)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  5. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  6. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  7. Blast Ketchup (Kathleen Barr)
  8. Julie Kane (Kate Miccuci)
  9. Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
  10. James (Eric Stuart)
  11. Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
  12. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  13. Rabbit (Tom Kenny)
  14. The Headmistress (Candi Milo)
  15. Principal Jasmine Prince (Kari Wahlgren)

Outfits

  • Mel, Brittany and Malinda's Officer Uniforms (similar to Marcano's) are composed of: white long sleeved shirts, blue skirts, black tights and black high heels.

Transcript

  • (We open this music video at the Cartoon University)
  • (Inside, Mel, Brittany and Malinda are in Officer uniforms)
  • Mel: Man, why do we have to wear these black tights like this?
  • Brittany: Oh, come on! We have a safety patrol duty to make!
  • Malinda: Hey, what's Ash doing with Giselle?
  • Mel and Brittany: Huh?
  • (Ash is seen massaging Giselle's pantyhose covered feet)
  • Ash: You were a princess like my sister Francesca.
  • Giselle: I am.
  • Mel: Grr! That Ash is a little showoff!
  • Brittany: Yeah, he'd be studying with Serena!
  • Malinda: Let's teach him a lesson!
  • (They throw off their hats and heels and sing What Would Ash Ketchum Do?)
  • Mel: What would Ash Ketchum do if  he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Ash Ketchum do.
  • Brittany: When Ash Ketchum was in the Olympics Skating for the gold, He did two sal cows and a triple lutz While wearing a blind fold.
  • Malinda: When Ash Ketchum was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair.
  • All: So what would Ash Ketchum do If he were here today, I'm sure he'd kick a butt or two, That's what Ash Ketchum do.
  • Mel: I want this V-chip out of me, It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
  • Brittany: And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone.
  • Malinda: For Giselle I'll be an activist too, Cos that's what Ash Ketchum would do.
  • All: And what would Ash Ketchum do, He'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what Ash Ketchum would do. When Ash Ketchum travelled through time to the year 3010, He fought the evil robot king to save the human race again.
  • Mel: And when Ash Ketchum built the pyramids, he beat up Team Rocket.
  • Brittany and Malinda: Cos Ash Ketchum doesn't take time from an-e-y-body.
  • All: So lets get all the kids together, and unite to stop our moms, And we'll save Tom and Jerry too, Cos that's what Ash Ketchum do. And we'll save Tom and Jerry too, Cos that's what Ash Ketchum dooooo, That's what Ash Ketchum do.
  • (What Would Ash Ketchum Do? ends)
  • Mel:

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