Where's God When I'm S-Scared? is a Cartoon All-Stars Spoof to the first ever VeggieTales episode from 1993. It contains two segments, plus a Silly Song segment in between.


  • We join our hosts Ash Ketchum and his sister Mary, as they take you to all three fun-filled adventures. The first segment, Tales From The Mountain, is set in a Sony Pictures fashion and it stars Susie Feeble as Junior Asparagus, Rebecca and Harold Feeble as Lisa and Mike Asparagus, Jade Chan and Daemona Prune as an extra Bob and Larry, and Godzilla as Frankencelery in his first ever speaking appearance. Jennifer and Vanessa Feeble also appear, but they do not speak. The second segment is a Silly Song segment called The Water Buffalo Song, and it stars Tommy Pickles in his All Grown Up Self as an additional Larry The Cucumber, with Ren Hoek as Archibald Asparagus. The final segment Piglet and The Jagular's Den, which stars Piglet as Daniel, Fiona Von Steig, Betty Hawkins, and Bertha Wilkinson as the feminized wise men, Yzma as King Darius, and Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman as the Maids.


From The Countertop Segment

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)

From Tales From The Mountain

  1. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  3. Daemona Prune (Courtney Vineys)
  4. Godzilla as Frankencelery (Frank Welker)
  5. Jennifer Feeble (Minae Noji)
  6. Vanessa Feeble (Eden Sher)
  7. Rebecca Feeble as Lisa Asparagus (Kelly Sheridan)
  8. Harold Feeble as Mike Asparagus (Greg Cipes)

From Silly Songs On Nickelodeon: The Water Buffalo Song

  1. SpongeBob SquarePants as The Silly Song Announcer (Tom Kenny)
  2. Tommy Pickles as Larry The Cucumber (E.G. Daily)
  3. Ren Hoek as Archibald Asparagus (Billy West)

From Piglet and The Jagular's Den

  1. Piglet as Daniel (John Fiedler)
  2. Fiona Von Steig as Wiseman 1 (Kate Micucci)
  3. Betty Hawkins as Wiseman 2 (Janyse Jaud)
  4. Bertha Wilkinson as Wiseman 3 (Jennifer Hale)
  5. Yzma as King Darius (Eartha Kitt)
  6. Randy Cunningham as Maid 1 (Ben Schwartz)
  7. Howard Weinerman as Maid 2 (Andrew Caldwell)


CartoonTales Theme Song

  • Ash: If you like to talk to trainers...
  • SpongeBob and Pooh: If a squash can make you smile.
  • All the characters: If you like to waltz with heroes, up and down the produce aisle!
  • Ash: Excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
  • All the characters: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
  • Ash: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
  • All: CartoonTales!
  • SpongeBob: Puppets, video games, toys...
  • All: CartoonTales!
  • Pooh: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
  • All: CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!

Countertop Opening

  • Ash: Hi, kids, and welcome to CartoonTales. I'm Ash Ketchum.
  • Mary: And I'm his little sister, Mary.
  • Ash: And we're here to answer your questions.
  • Mary: That's right.
  • Ash:

Tales From The Mountain

The Water Buffalo Song

Piglet and The Jagular's Den

Countertop Closing

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