Where's God When I'm S-Scared? is a VeggieTales In The House version of the first episode released in 1993. It is a full remake made by Bardel Entertainment.


  • Bob, Larry, Ash, and Pooh are at the countertop, greeting the viewers. Ash then receives a letter from Plug Cyrosat (from Electric Fighters!), who says that Chief Sandra Pulse is about to send her to Fairy Tail for making George Redford's younger sister Olivia Redford get expelled from her school by Principal Mindy Hawthorne. These following segments include Tales From The Crisper, which stars Junior Asparagus, Gary Garlic, Laura Carrot, and Callie Flower with Alexander "Alex" O'Connell, Peter Shepard, Susie Feeble, and Allie Winston. Appearing in this segment are Alex's parents Evy and Rick O'Connell, Jonathan Carnahan and Nora Shepard, Lisa and Mike Asparagus, Judy Shepard, Jennifer, Vanessa, Rebecca, Harold, Nicole, and Lars Feeble, and new to the cast are Allie's 6-year-old sister Gloria Winston (voiced by Candi Milo) and Allie's parents Jeri Winston (voiced by Linda Cardellini) and Peregrine Winston (voiced by Maurice LaMarche). Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, friends of Bob, Larry, Ash and Pooh, are also the stars. Next segment is a Silly Song remake starring Mitchie O'Hara singing The Water Buffalo Song, only to have Amy's rival Fiona Von Steig put the song to a halt and warn her not to be silly. Last up is a Daniel and The Lions Den spoof starring Dave The Barbarian as Daniel, Baloo as King Darius, and The Thug Dolls as The Wisemen.


From The Countertop Segment

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Bob The Tomato (Phil Vischer)
  5. Larry The Cucumber (Mike Nawrocki)
  6. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  7. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)

From Tales From The Crisper

  1. Junior Asparagus (Tress MacNeille)
  2. Gary Garlic (???)
  3. Laura Carrot (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Callie Flower (Tress MacNeille)
  5. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  6. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  7. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  8. Allie Winston (Colleen O'Saughnessey)
  9. Evelyn "Evy" O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  10. Richard "Rick" O'Connell (John Schneider)
  11. Jonathan Carnahan (Tom Kenny)
  12. Nora Shepard (Melanie Chartoff)
  13. Lisa Asparagus (???)
  14. Mike Asparagus (???)
  15. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)
  16. Jennifer Feeble (Minae Noji)
  17. Vanessa Feeble (Eden Sher)
  18. Rebecca Feeble (Kelly Sheridan)
  19. Harold Feeble (Greg Cipes)
  20. Nicole Feeble (June Foray)
  21. Lars Feeble (David Kaye)
  22. Gloria Winston (Candi Milo)
  23. Jeri Winston (Linda Cardellini)
  24. Peregrine Winston (Maurice LaMarche)
  25. Frankencelery (???)
  26. Imhotep (Jim Cummings)
  27. Van Pelt (Sherman Howard)

From The Water Buffalo Silly Song

  1. Mitchie O'Hara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Fiona Von Steig (Maggie Blue O'Hara)

From Dave and The Lions Den

  1. Dave The Barbarian (Danny Cooksey)
  2. Baloo (Ed Gilbert)
  3. Thug Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  4. Thug Tigger (Chuck McCann)
  5. Thug Piglet (Ken Sansom)

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Gets Tricked (Tales From The Crisper)
  2. Percy and The Signal (Dave and The Lions Den)

Thomas Song

  1. Thomas' Anthem (after The Water Buffalo Song)


  • This is the very first episode to be made by Bardel Entertainment.
  • Characters from Electric Fighters! (Juden Chan in Japanese) are mentioned.
  • Gloria, Jeri, and Peregrine Winston debut.
  • It is revealed that Junior wants to trust in God.
  • Dave is the star of this Daniel and The Lions Den spoof.


  • (We open this home video with the Big Idea logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 2007 HiT Entertainment logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the full VeggieTales In The House theme song)
  • Chorus: There's a wonderous place not far away it's a land in side a big 'ol house where veggies work and play meet Bob and Larry and their veggie friends they're all hear inside this world that seems to never end They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got VeggieTales to tell because we're vegetables Whoa! VeggieTales! Broccoli! VeggieTales! Celery! VeggieTales! Gotta be! In the house VeggieTales in the house Well Bob is fairly practical and follows the rules And there's lovable 'ol Larry always singing some new tune Here's Sweet Petunia she can get things done And the kids Junior and Laura kepp the here having fun They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got VeggieTales to tell because we're vegetables Whoa! VeggieTales! Asparagus! VeggieTales! Watercress! VeggieTales! At this address In the house! VeggieTales in the house There's Jimmy and there's Jerry, gourds through and through And the Madame she's a berry and she loves to sing the blues She'll make you mind your manners and your Q's and P's And speaking of the pod there's Jean Claude and Phillipe They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got VeggieTales to tell because we're vegetables Whoa! VeggieTales! Squash and Peas! VeggieTales! Zucchinis! VeggieTales! Trying to squeeze! In the house VeggieTales in the house They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got VeggieTales to tell because we're vegetables Whoa! VeggieTales! Broccoli! VeggieTales! Celery! VeggieTales! Gotta be! In the house VeggieTales in the house Granny is old fashioned, Captain Mike is smart The Mayor is a bureaucrat and likes to sound in charge Ichabeezer's grumpy if you're playing on his street And we're all left to wonder just how Mister Lunt can see They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got VeggieTales to tell because we're vegetables Whoa! VeggieTales! Carrot tops! VeggieTales! This has to stop! VeggieTales! Down the block! In the house VeggieTales in the house!
  • (We then find Bob, Larry, Ash and Pooh at the countertop)
  • Bob: Hey, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales In The House. I'm Bob the Tomato.
  • Larry: I'm Larry the Cucumber.
  • Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum.
  • Pooh: And I'm Winnie The Pooh.
  • Bob: And we're here to answer all your questions.
  • Larry: That's right.
  • Ash: I have a letter from Plug Cyrosat who is an Electric Fighter.
  • Plug: Dear, Bob and his friends. I'm scared of going to Fairy Tail because Chief Sandra Pulse wanted to banish me for making George's sister Olivia get expelled from school by Principal Hawthorne.
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That sounds awful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: What shall we do?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We can't let Plug run away.
  • Bob: Well, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, we have a feeling that Junior and his friends are scared of monsters.
  • Ash: Shall we begin our segment right now?
  • Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3: Sure we will.
  • (We go to the title cards that introduce "Tales From The Crisper")
  • (As we begin the segment, Junior and friends are watching Frankencelery)
  • Mad Scientist: (seeing Frankencelery escape) Frankencelery, come back!
  • Mad Scientist's assistant: You've got to stick with us!
  • Junior: Oh, dear! It's awful!
  • Alex: Frankencelery's a monster!
  • Gary: And he wants to eat us!
  • Peter: Yeah!
  • Laura: Relax, boys. It's just a movie.
  • Susie: Besides, Vanessa is always scared of ghosts.
  • Callie: And you know what? We all get frightened sometimes.
  • Allie: Everyone can live and learn together.
  • Junior: Thanks a lot.
  • (Just then, Junior and Alex's parents arrive)
  • Lisa: Excuse us, what are you watching?
  • Mike: It's nighttime and sleeping is about to come.
  • Evy: Don't tell us you're going to get nightmares.
  • Rick: They can have lasting aftereffects
  • Junior: No need to worry. Frankencelery is one of the monsters.
  • Alex: We're all fine with him.
  • Lisa, Mike, Evy and Rick: That's good.
  • (Later, Junior and the kids are off to bed)
  • Junior: Good night, guys.
  • Alex and the others: Good night, Junior.
  • (They all go to sleep, but as night falls, something weird is about to appear)
  • (Junior and friends wake up and hear rumbling sounds)
  • Junior: There's something in my toy chest!
  • Susie: What chest?
  • (The toy chest opens and reveals a bunch of monsters)
  • Junior, Alex, Gary and Peter: AGH! ZOMBIES!
  • Ash: Relax, you guys. It's us.
  • Bob: We just came here to visit.
  • Pooh: And we all know about monsters.
  • Larry: Ain't that right?
  • Junior, Alex, Gary and Peter: Right.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Everyone can be brave of ghosts, even the three of us.
  • Laura: You're Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Susie: Are we glad to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course. We can learn about Frankencelery.
  • Callie: This is great!
  • Allie: Do you know about Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Exactly, Allie. He came to visit the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Gets Tricked starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station of the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He's a fussy little engine too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big engines can take on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go on rest. Thomas thinks no engine works has hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Gordon the biggest and proudest engine of all. Thomas likes to tease Gordon with his whistle.
  • Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day after pulling the big express, Gordon had arrived back on the sidings very tired. He was just going to sleep when Thomas came up in his cheeky way.
  • Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Gordon thought how he can back at Thomas. One morning, Thomas wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. It was nearly time for the express. People are waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Thomas started.
  • Thomas: Oh dear, oh dear!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Gordon was waiting.
  • Gordon: Hurry up, you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Thomas: Hurry up yourself.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas. Gordon the proud engine began making his plan to teach Thomas a lesson for teasing him. Almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Gordon reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
  • Gordon: Get in quickly, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Thomas usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Gordon start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Thomas. Gordon's chance had come.
  • Gordon: Come on, come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Thomas, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
  • Thomas: Peep peep! Stop, stop!
  • Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Gordon.
  • Coaches: You can't get away, you can't get away!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the coaches. Poor Thomas was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his wheels hurt him, but he had to go on.
  • Thomas: I shall never be the same again.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He though sadly.
  • Thomas: My wheels will be quite worn out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last, they stopped at the station. Thomas was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him. And then he ran on to a siding out of the way.
  • Gordon: Well, little Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Gordon.
  • Gordon: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Thomas couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long long drink.
  • Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon to feel important.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.
  • (Thomas Gets Tricked ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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