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Where Have All The Staplers Gone? is a Disney spoof to the VeggieTales song of the same name. It is covered by Penn Zero and Hope Roberts.

Cast

  1. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  2. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle-Griffin)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • Pooh: And now, it's time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Penn Zero, the part of the show where Penn comes out and sings an Obscure Broadway Show Tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
  • Penn: We don't have much time before the big meeting.
  • Hope: No. No, we don't.
  • Penn: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
  • Hope: They're in the bottom drawer
  • Penn: I tried that drawer but they're there no more
  • Hope: That's odd
  • Penn: I know I thought for sure
  • Hope: Have you seen the masking tape?
  • Penn: It's right next to the phone
  • Hope: That's what I thought but now's it not I guess I should have known
  • Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?
  • Hope: The ballpoint pens are gone again
  • Penn: They're gone again
  • Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Do you remember when...
  • Penn: The rubber bands were in their place?
  • Hope: They're in the middle drawer
  • Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
  • Penn: Light bulbs easy to replace
  • Hope: Yes!
  • Penn: There were always more
  • Hope: Reams of paper raining down
  • Paper: Raining, raining down
  • Together: Legal pads a plenty
  • Legal Pads: We're legal
  • Hope: Highlighters in every hue
  • Penn: I remember!
  • Together: Never less than twenty Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?
  • Penn: The ballpoint pens are gone again
  • Hope: They're gone again
  • Together: We've run out of packing slips
  • Hope: Someday my prints will come
  • Penn: Please replace the toner
  • Hope: Someday we'll find more of
  • Penn: Our manila folders
  • Hope: Someday my prints will come
  • Penn: Where's the printer cable?
  • Hope: Someday we'll find more of
  • Together: Adhesive shipping labels Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?
  • Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
  • Penn: The ballpoints are gone again
  • Hope: They're gone again
  • Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips Where have all the staplers gone?
  • Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Penn Zero. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.

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