A parody of the Robot Chicken episode Who's Killing The Muppets? starring characters from Hotel Transylvania


  • Gonzo as Frankenstein
  • Fozzie Bear as Murray
  • Kermit the Frog as Wayne
  • Miss Piggy as Mavis
  • Scooter as Griffin
  • Hooded Killer as Bela
  • Statler and Waldorf as Skeletons
  • Penguins as Zombies
  • Steve Martin as Jonathan
  • Camilla the Chicken as Dracula/Eunice
  • Skeeter as Prince Charming (from Shrek)


  • Frankenstein: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
  • Bela: No! For your next feat, you die! (Bela fires a cannon, decapitating Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then the Bela places a water sack on the scene)

Frankenstein's Funeral and Burial Ceremony

  • Wayne: Frank died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, JONATHAN!!
  • Jonathan: (With a prank arrow hat on his head) "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
  • Mavis (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in the city? (Eunice jumps on Frankenstein's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
  • Murray: You know, the last time a monster died was...
  • Jonathan (interrupting): Excuse me?
  • Murray: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
  • Jonathan: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock everything outta your mouth?!
  • Wayne: Wow, Johnny’s working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (Monsters turn to look at Griffin) (Griffin waves at them)


  • Murray: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats"! (laughing)
  • Bela: (Right up at the door) Hey, Murray? Why did the mummy turn red?
  • Murray: I don’t know, stranger.
  • Bela: Because he was wrapped up!
  • Murray: (Sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka...
  • Bela: Then how about this? Because I (totally) STAB YOU! (Bela stabs Murray in the neck and then the back with a knife)
  • Murray: What a showstopper! (Falls on stage)
  • Skeleton #1: See? I told you the mummy was gonna die on stage tonight. (Skeletons laugh)
  • Murray: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
  • Skeleton #2: You're an ambulance. (Skeletons laugh again, and Murray is dragged offscreen by Bela and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
  • Wayne: (Zombies roll Murray's dead body away) First Frank, now Murray. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
  • Mavis: Don’t say that name, Wayne.
  • Wayne: OOOH, Mavis’s telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Mavis’s telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in N! (Griffin walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Griffin?
  • Griffin: Oh! Hey there, Wayne.
  • Wayne: We need to talk about Prince Charming’s death.
  • Griffin: Why, sure. I love talking about Prince Charming, if not for that tragic accident...
  • Wayne: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.


  • Wayne: Let’s play The Little Prince!
  • Murray: Let’s question Wayne’s sensability!
  • Griffin: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
  • Prince Charming: What a nerd.
  • Mavis: Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Prince".
  • Prince Charming: Princes aren't fat! (Pushes Mavis)
  • Wayne:  Prince, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Prince Charming smacks Wayne)
  • Wayne: (Prince Charming beats up Murray, and Prince Charming gets hit in the back by Wayne with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Monsters agree and drown Prince Charming in the pool)
  • All Monsters: DRAC! (Mavis: DAD!)


  • Griffin: You killed the prince?!?
  • Wayne: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Prince Charming’s come back from the grave for revenge!
  • Griffin: Oh, Prince Charming will have his revenge… (Griffin reveals himself to be Prince Charming, the Killer, in disguise)
  • Wayne and Mavis: AAAAHHH!!!
  • Prince Charming: (Takes out knife, and attacks Wayne) Fifteen seconds till your death!
  • Mavis: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick him, but misses) Wuh!
  • Prince Charming: Here it comes! Showtime! (Dracula talks in Germany, holding a bow and arrow. Subtitle: "Get away from them, you idiot!")
  • Prince Charming: You can’t shoot me! (Dracula fires an arrow, which runs through Prince Charming's head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Jonathan behind him)
  • Jonathan (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)

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