A parody of a Robot Chicken episode Who's Killing the Muppets? starring the Little Einsteins
Cast:
- Gonzo as Leo
- Camilla as June
- Kermit the Frog as Quincy
- Miss Piggy as Annie
- Fozzie Bear as Rocket
- Louie (From WBADS) as Scooter
Transcript:
- Leo: For my next feat, I will walk across the hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
- Shere Khan: No! For your next feat, you die! (Shere Khan fires a cannon, decapitating Leo, and Leo's corpse falls on the hot coals, Then Shere Khan places a water sack on the scene)
Leo's Funeral and Burial Ceremony
- Quincy: Leo died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again, and now, ladies and gentleman, EDWARD the REALLY USEFUL ENGINE!!
- Edward: (With a prank arrow hat on his head) The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want, He makes me like..
- Annie (interrupting): Oh, are we buried him in the city, (June jumps on Leo's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
- Rocket: You know, The last time the team died was..
- Edward: Excuse Me?
- Rocket: Don't you mean Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me
- Edward: No, this is a funeral. I'm working. Do I come to where you work and knock everything outta your mouth?!
- Quincy: Wow, Edward's working blue, but he's right, We vowed to talk about..that night (Characters turn to look at Louie) (Louie waves at them)
Later
- Rocket: And the dad says The Aristocrats! (laughing)
- Shere Khan: (Right at the door) Hey Rocket? Why did the musical ships turn red?
- Rocket: I don't know, stranger.
- Shere Khan: Because he was em-bar-rassed!
- Rocket: (sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka..
- Shere Khan: Then how about this? Because I (totally) STAB YOU! (Shere Khan stabs Rocket in the neck and then the back with a knife)
- Rocket: What a showstopper! (Falls on stage)
- Mike the Monkey: See? I told you the rocket was gonna died on the stage tonight. (Mike and Zed laugh)
- Rocket: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
- Zed the Zebra: You're an ambulance (Monkey and Zebra laugh again, and Rocket is dragged by Shere Khan and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
- Quincy: (Mickey Mouse and Max Goof roll Rocket's dead body away) First Leo, now Rocket. Could we paying the price for what we did to..?
Annie: Don't day that name, Quincy.
- Quincy: OOOH, Annie's telling me what do to. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gonna see this. Annie's telling me what to do! Wow, be must a day that ends with S (Louie walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Louie?
- Louie: Hey! Hey there, Bud.
- Quincy: We need to talk about Cecilia's death.
- Louie: Why, sure. I love to talk about my crush, if not for that tragic accident..
- Quincy: You know, I'm gonna stop you right there. I got something I gonna tell you.
Flashback
- Quincy: Let's play The Little Mermaid!
- Rocket: Let's Question Quincy's sensibility!
- Louie: Hold on! Let me grab some floaties. (Leaves)
- Cecilia: What a nerd.
- Annie: Ahem, Moi will play La Petite Mermaid
- Cecilia: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Annie)
Quincy: Yikes! Cecilia, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now, Move away! (Cecilia smacks Quincy)
- Rocket: MOM, CECILIA'S HITTING US AGAIN!
- Quincy: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Cecilia beats up Rocket, and Cecilia gets hit in the back by Quincy with a red wagon and knocked headfirst in the pool) If we do this thing, it's our secret forever (All the friends agree and drowns Cecilia in the pool)
- All: MOM!
(Present)
- Louie: You killed my girlfriend?!?
- Quincy: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Cecilia's comes back from the grave for revenge.
- Louie: Oh, Cecilia will have her revenge. (Louie reveals himself as Cecilia, the killer, in disguise)
- Quincy and Annie: AAAAHHH!
- Cecilia: (Takes a knife, and attacks Quincy) Fifteen seconds till your death!
- Annie: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps in kicks her, but misses) huh?
- Cecilia: Here it comes! Showtime! (June talks in Europe, holding a bow and arrow. Subtitle: Get away from Quincy and Annie, you orange haired!)
- Cecilia: You can't shoot me! Purple Ballerinas don't even have fingers! (June fires an arrow, which runs through Cecilia's head) OOHH!! (Falls on the floor with Edward behind her)
- Edward (chuckling): That bit will never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)