A parody of a Robot Chicken episode Who's Killing the Muppets? starring the Little Einsteins


  • Gonzo as Leo
  • Camilla as June
  • Kermit the Frog as Quincy
  • Miss Piggy as Annie
  • Fozzie Bear as Rocket
  • Louie (From WBADS) as Scooter


  • Leo: For my next feat, I will walk across the hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
  • Shere Khan: No! For your next feat, you die! (Shere Khan fires a cannon, decapitating Leo, and Leo's corpse falls on the hot coals, Then Shere Khan places a water sack on the scene)

Leo's Funeral and Burial Ceremony

  • Quincy: Leo died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again, and now, ladies and gentleman, EDWARD the REALLY USEFUL ENGINE!!
  • Edward: (With a prank arrow hat on his head) The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want, He makes me like..
  • Annie (interrupting): Oh, are we buried him in the city, (June jumps on Leo's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
  • Rocket: You know, The last time the team died was..
  • Edward: Excuse Me?
  • Rocket: Don't you mean Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me
  • Edward: No, this is a funeral. I'm working. Do I come to where you work and knock everything outta your mouth?!
  • Quincy: Wow, Edward's working blue, but he's right, We vowed to talk about..that night (Characters turn to look at Louie) (Louie waves at them)


  • Rocket: And the dad says The Aristocrats! (laughing)
  • Shere Khan: (Right at the door) Hey Rocket? Why did the musical ships turn red?
  • Rocket: I don't know, stranger.
  • Shere Khan: Because he was em-bar-rassed!
  • Rocket: (sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka..
  • Shere Khan: Then how about this? Because I (totally) STAB YOU! (Shere Khan stabs Rocket in the neck and then the back with a knife)
  • Rocket: What a showstopper! (Falls on stage)
  • Mike the Monkey: See? I told you the rocket was gonna died on the stage tonight. (Mike and Zed laugh)
  • Rocket: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
  • Zed the Zebra: You're an ambulance (Monkey and Zebra laugh again, and Rocket is dragged by Shere Khan and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
  • Quincy: (Mickey Mouse and Max Goof roll Rocket's dead body away) First Leo, now Rocket. Could we paying the price for what we did to..?

Annie: Don't day that name, Quincy.

  • Quincy: OOOH, Annie's telling me what do to. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gonna see this. Annie's telling me what to do! Wow, be must a day that ends with S (Louie walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Louie?
  • Louie: Hey! Hey there, Bud.
  • Quincy: We need to talk about Cecilia's death.
  • Louie: Why, sure. I love to talk about my crush, if not for that tragic accident..
  • Quincy: You know, I'm gonna stop you right there. I got something I gonna tell you.


  • Quincy: Let's play The Little Mermaid!
  • Rocket: Let's Question Quincy's sensibility!
  • Louie: Hold on! Let me grab some floaties. (Leaves)
  • Cecilia: What a nerd.
  • Annie: Ahem, Moi will play La Petite Mermaid
  • Cecilia: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Annie)

Quincy: Yikes! Cecilia, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now, Move away! (Cecilia smacks Quincy)

  • Quincy: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Cecilia beats up Rocket, and Cecilia gets hit in the back by Quincy with a red wagon and knocked headfirst in the pool) If we do this thing, it's our secret forever (All the friends agree and drowns Cecilia in the pool)
  • All: MOM!


  • Louie: You killed my girlfriend?!?
  • Quincy: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Cecilia's comes back from the grave for revenge.
  • Louie: Oh, Cecilia will have her revenge. (Louie reveals himself as Cecilia, the killer, in disguise)
  • Quincy and Annie: AAAAHHH!
  • Cecilia: (Takes a knife, and attacks Quincy) Fifteen seconds till your death!
  • Annie: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps in kicks her, but misses) huh?
  • Cecilia: Here it comes! Showtime! (June talks in Europe, holding a bow and arrow. Subtitle: Get away from Quincy and Annie, you orange haired!)
  • Cecilia: You can't shoot me! Purple Ballerinas don't even have fingers! (June fires an arrow, which runs through Cecilia's head) OOHH!! (Falls on the floor with Edward behind her)
  • Edward (chuckling): That bit will never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)

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