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Parody cast members

  • Gonzo as Plucky Duck
  • Fozzie Bear as Hamton Pig
  • Kermit the Frog as Buster Bunny
  • Miss Piggy as Babs Bunny
  • Scooter as Professor Bugs
  • Hooded Killer as Montana Max
  • Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Professor Elmer
  • Beaker as Professor Porky
  • Rowlf the Dog as Byron
  • Dr. Teeth as Furrball
  • Lew Zealand as Wade Pig
  • Swedish Chef as Principal Wartz
  • Animal as Principal Taz
  • Steve Martin as Superman (guest appearance)
  • Camilla the Chicken as Shirley the Loon
  • Statler as Coach Sam
  • Waldorf as Professor Daffy
  • Penguins as the paramedics
  • Skeeter as Bruce Bunny

Transcript

Plucky: "For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining where the heck I am!"

Montana Max: "No!" "For your next feat, you die!"

(At Plucky's funeral and burial ceremony)

Buster:"Plucky died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Superman, yahooooooooo!

Superman: The lord is my Sheppard, I shall not want. He makes me like..

Babs: (interrupting) "Oh, are we burying him in the city?"

(Shirley panics and jumps on the casket.)

Hamton: "You know, the last time an ACME Acres resident died was--

Superman: (interrupting): Excuse me?

Hamton: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?

Superman: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the words outta your mouth?!

Buster: Wow, Superman's working blue, but he’s right, we vowed never to talk about... that night.

(The good friends turn to look at Furrball.)

Hamton: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats!" Wocka-wocka!

Montana Max: Hey, Hamton, Why did the pig turn red?

Hamton: I don’t know, stranger.

Montana Max: Because he was embarrassed!

Hamton: (Sarcasticly claps) Wocka-wocka.

Montana Max: Then how about this?! Because I'm about to stab you!

(Montana Max stabs Hamton in Neck and then Back)

Hamton: What a show stopper.

(Falls on stage)

Coach Sam: See? I told you the 13 year old Jewish pig was gonna die on stage tonight.

(Coach Sam and Professor Daffy laugh)

Hamton: Hey guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?

Professor Daffy: You're an ambulance!

(Coach Sam and Professor Daffy laugh again)

(Hamton is dragged offscreen and murdered.)

(Red wagon is rolled out on stage.)

Buster: First Plucky, now Hamton. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...

Babs: Don’t say that name, Buster.

Buster: Oh, Babs is telling me what to do, wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Babs is telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in the letters O and W!

(Professor Bugs carries a box of props.)

Buster: "Oh hey, uh, Professor Bugs?"

Professor Bugs: "Oh! hey dere, Buster.

Buster: We need to talk about Bruce Bunny's death.

Professor Bugs: Why, sure. I love talkin' about my brother, if not fo' dat tragic accident.

Buster: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

(Flashback to Buster, Babs, Professor Bugs, Furrball, Hamton, Bruce and Plucky playing near a swimming pool.)

Buster: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!

Hamton: Let’s question Buster’s sexuality. Wocka wocka!

Plucky: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties.

Bruce: What a nerd.

Babs: Ahem. I will play "La Petite Mermaid".

Bruce: Mermaids aren’t fat! (Smack!)

Buster: Yikes! Bruce, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away.

(Bruce smacks Buster)

Hamton: Mr. Duck! Bruce is hitting us again!

Buster: Yeah, who's the homo now?

(Furrball beats up Bruce; Bruce gets hit by Buster, using a wagon and knocked into the pool.)

Buster: If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever.

(All the friends agree and drown Bruce in the pool.)

All the friends parody characters: Mr. Duck!

Professor Bugs: You killed my brother?!?

Buster: "It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Bruce has come back from the grave for revenge!

Professor Bugs: Oh, Bruce will have his revenge…

(Professor Bugs dresses like Bruce, and Buster and Babs scream in fear.)

Buster and Babs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Professor Bugs/Bruce: (attacks Buster) 15 seconds 'til your death!

Babs: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick him, but misses) Wuh!

Professor Bugs/Bruce: Here it comes! Showtime!

(Shirley exclaims in anger, holding a bow and arrow.)

(Subtitle: "Get away from her, you evil witch!")

Professor Bugs/Bruce: You can’t shoot me! loons don’t even have shooting skills!

(Shirley fires an arrow, stabbing Professor Bugs/Bruce in the head.)

Professor Bugs/Bruce: Yeow!

Superman (chuckling): That bit never gets old. 

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