Parody cast members
- Gonzo as Plucky Duck
- Fozzie Bear as Hamton Pig
- Kermit the Frog as Buster Bunny
- Miss Piggy as Babs Bunny
- Scooter as Professor Bugs
- Hooded Killer as Montana Max
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Professor Elmer
- Beaker as Professor Porky
- Rowlf the Dog as Byron
- Dr. Teeth as Furrball
- Lew Zealand as Wade Pig
- Swedish Chef as Principal Wartz
- Animal as Principal Taz
- Steve Martin as Superman (guest appearance)
- Camilla the Chicken as Shirley the Loon
- Statler as Coach Sam
- Waldorf as Professor Daffy
- Penguins as the paramedics
- Skeeter as Bruce Bunny
Plucky: "For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining where the heck I am!"
Montana Max: "No!" "For your next feat, you die!"
(At Plucky's funeral and burial ceremony)
Buster:"Plucky died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Superman, yahooooooooo!
Superman: The lord is my Sheppard, I shall not want. He makes me like..
Babs: (interrupting) "Oh, are we burying him in the city?"
(Shirley panics and jumps on the casket.)
Hamton: "You know, the last time an ACME Acres resident died was--
Superman: (interrupting): Excuse me?
Hamton: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
Superman: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the words outta your mouth?!
Buster: Wow, Superman's working blue, but he’s right, we vowed never to talk about... that night.
(The good friends turn to look at Furrball.)
Hamton: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats!" Wocka-wocka!
Montana Max: Hey, Hamton, Why did the pig turn red?
Hamton: I don’t know, stranger.
Montana Max: Because he was embarrassed!
Hamton: (Sarcasticly claps) Wocka-wocka.
Montana Max: Then how about this?! Because I'm about to stab you!
(Montana Max stabs Hamton in Neck and then Back)
Hamton: What a show stopper.
(Falls on stage)
Coach Sam: See? I told you the 13 year old Jewish pig was gonna die on stage tonight.
(Coach Sam and Professor Daffy laugh)
Hamton: Hey guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
Professor Daffy: You're an ambulance!
(Coach Sam and Professor Daffy laugh again)
(Hamton is dragged offscreen and murdered.)
(Red wagon is rolled out on stage.)
Buster: First Plucky, now Hamton. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...
Babs: Don’t say that name, Buster.
Buster: Oh, Babs is telling me what to do, wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Babs is telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in the letters O and W!
(Professor Bugs carries a box of props.)
Buster: "Oh hey, uh, Professor Bugs?"
Professor Bugs: "Oh! hey dere, Buster.
Buster: We need to talk about Bruce Bunny's death.
Professor Bugs: Why, sure. I love talkin' about my brother, if not fo' dat tragic accident.
Buster: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.
(Flashback to Buster, Babs, Professor Bugs, Furrball, Hamton, Bruce and Plucky playing near a swimming pool.)
Buster: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!
Hamton: Let’s question Buster’s sexuality. Wocka wocka!
Plucky: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties.
Bruce: What a nerd.
Babs: Ahem. I will play "La Petite Mermaid".
Bruce: Mermaids aren’t fat! (Smack!)
Buster: Yikes! Bruce, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away.
(Bruce smacks Buster)
Hamton: Mr. Duck! Bruce is hitting us again!
Buster: Yeah, who's the homo now?
(Furrball beats up Bruce; Bruce gets hit by Buster, using a wagon and knocked into the pool.)
Buster: If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever.
(All the friends agree and drown Bruce in the pool.)
All the friends parody characters: Mr. Duck!
Professor Bugs: You killed my brother?!?
Buster: "It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Bruce has come back from the grave for revenge!
Professor Bugs: Oh, Bruce will have his revenge…
(Professor Bugs dresses like Bruce, and Buster and Babs scream in fear.)
Buster and Babs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Professor Bugs/Bruce: (attacks Buster) 15 seconds 'til your death!
Babs: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick him, but misses) Wuh!
Professor Bugs/Bruce: Here it comes! Showtime!
(Shirley exclaims in anger, holding a bow and arrow.)
(Subtitle: "Get away from her, you evil witch!")
Professor Bugs/Bruce: You can’t shoot me! loons don’t even have shooting skills!
(Shirley fires an arrow, stabbing Professor Bugs/Bruce in the head.)
Professor Bugs/Bruce: Yeow!
Superman (chuckling): That bit never gets old.