Food, also know as; nosh, chow, eats, Yum-Yum, etc, is a mystical substance, rarely seen, and therefore rarely sampled. A recent survey showed that 87% of the population don't believe this "food" to exist. Most reputable scientist dispute the views of these people, often refering to them as 'dead thick'.
Types of food
There may actually be other types of food. We're not actually sure. Please feel free to add any other types of food you may know of.