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Wishbone Goes Buggy is a Wishbone Home Video starring the one and only title character being joined by Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 and the Real Toons.

Info

  • Join everyone, as they prepare for a Bug hunt of a lifetime.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Kenny The Shark
  3. Time Warp Trio
  4. Tutenstein
  5. The Future Is Wild
  6. Growing Up Creepie
  7. Grossology
  8. Wishbone
  9. Pokemon (in the style of Puzzle League 1 and Puzzle League 2)
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Hoop-a-Joop
  12. The Susie Feeble Show
  13. Cardcaptors
  14. Tom and Jerry Tales
  15. Scooby-Doo
  16. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  17. Men In Black: The Series
  18. Static Shock
  19. Jackie Chan Adventures
  20. Power Crystal Girls
  21. X-Men: Evolution
  22. Soapin' Water
  23. Xiaolin Showdown
  24. Loonatics Unleashed
  25. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  26. Detention
  27. Ozzy and Drix
  28. Phantom Investigators
  29. Generation O!
  30. Batman Beyond
  31. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  32. Jumanji
  33. SWAT Kats
  34. I Was A Teenage It Girl
  35. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  36. Friends Forever
  37. Digimon
  38. Sonic X
  39. Samurai Pizza Cats
  40. The Red Ribbon
  41. Sailor Moon
  42. TMNT (2003)
  43. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  44. Wedding Peach
  45. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  46. G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
  47. Shinzo
  48. Flint The Time Detective
  49. Mew Mew Power
  50. Winx Club
  51. Goldfish Warning!
  52. Magical Doremi
  53. Shaman King
  54. F-Zero: GP Legend
  55. Mermaid Melody
  56. Ultimate Muscle
  57. Turbo FAST
  58. Legend Quest
  59. Dragons
  60. Glitter Force
  61. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  62. Dawn of The Croods
  63. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  64. Buddy Thunderstruck
  65. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  66. The Replacements
  67. The Emperor's New School
  68. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  69. Phineas and Ferb
  70. Accidentally Adventures
  71. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  72. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  73. Gravity Falls
  74. Wander Over Yonder
  75. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  76. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  77. Gummi Bears
  78. Timon and Pumbaa
  79. American Dragon: Jake Long
  80. The 7D
  81. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  82. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  83. Jeff and Taylor
  84. Zachary and The Vamp
  85. Dave The Barbarian
  86. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  87. Pickle and Peanut
  88. Rumor Has It
  89. Dexter's Laboratory
  90. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  91. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  92. The Powerpuff Girls
  93. Johnny Bravo
  94. The Clique
  95. Cow and Chicken
  96. Mike, Lu and Og
  97. Codename: Kids Next Door
  98. Ben 10
  99. The Secret Saturdays
  100. Generator Rex
  101. The Dork Diaries
  102. Teen Hearts
  103. The Dynamic Girls
  104. Spellcaster High
  105. Adventure Time
  106. Regular Show
  107. We Bare Bears
  108. Mighty Magiswords
  109. Time Squad
  110. Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?
  111. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  112. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  113. The Avengers
  114. Spirit Riding Free
  115. Dinosaur King
  116. Shaman King

Thomas Stories

  1. Cranky Bugs
  2. Horrid Lorry
  3. The World's Strongest Engine
  4. Thomas and The Jet Engine

Music

  1. Wishbone theme song (opening theme)
  2. Americano (???)
  3. I Want You To Want Me (covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls)
  4. I Am The Adventurer (covered by Dexter)
  5. Bye Bye Bye (covered by Dipper Pines)
  6. Breakaway (covered by Mel Szyslak)
  7. I Need To Know (covered by Zak Saturday)
  8. That Is His Business (covered by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger)
  9. Captain Planet theme song (ending theme)

Trivia

  • This marks the appearances of The Avengers Spirit Riding Free and Dinosaur King and Shaman King.
  • Kimiko wears her Something Jermaine outfit.
  • Wishbone makes his first appearance.
  • Bugs are what Misty and friends dislike.
  • Di Lung is among the cast.

Script

  • (We open this crossover with the Wishbone theme song)
  • Chorus: What's the story Wishbone? What's this you're dreaming of? Such big imagination from such a little pup. What's the story Wishbone? Do you think it's worth a look? It kinda seems familiar like a story from a book. Shake a leg now Wishbone! Let's wag another tail. Sniffin' out adventure with Wishbone on the trail. Come on Wishbone! What's the story Wishbone? (x4) (Bark!)
  • (We soon find Kenny and the others at Oakdale, Texas)
  • Kenny: What is this place?
  • Kat: We must be in Wishbone's home town.
  • Ash: Looks peculiar to me.
  • Brock: So do I.
  • Helen: Ah wonder if Wishbone's here ta see us?
  • Sarah: Zere he is!
  • (Wishbone arrives with cages full of Bugs)
  • Wishbone: Long time no see, guys!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Theodora, Vanessa and Panini see a lot of Beedrill and freak out)
  • Lily, Misty, Mel, Theodora, Vanessa and Panini: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all flee at full speed)
  • Erika: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Smoove: Lily?
  • Penn: Theodora?
  • Alex: Vanessa?
  • Peter: Panini?
  • Misty: It's the Beedrill!
  • Mel: Get them away from us!
  • Lily: They're very scary!
  • Theodora: And extremely gross!
  • Vanessa: And what's worse is that they want to sting us!
  • Panini: (flailing her arms in a frenzied way) Everyone get rid of them right now!
  • Ralph: Ha! Trying to get rid of the Beedrill?
  • Cole: What a joke!
  • (They laugh hysterically, but Mackenzie pummels them to the ground with her fists)
  • Ralph and Cole: OH! Uh...
  • Rabbit: Oh, my!
  • Principal Slimovitz: Now that got them going!
  • Mackenzie: Zip it, you creeps! I don't need a simple excuse for this!
  • (Chloe, Mimi, Arlene and Bonnie sigh with embarrassment)
  • Dexter: Girls, are you alright?
  • Eddy: Can you tell us what has happened?
  • Lily, Misty, Mel, Theodora, Vanessa and Panini: This isn't...a bug expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • Peabody: What?! A torture chamber?!
  • Sherman: But that's impossible!
  • Jade: You know that you might hurt the Beedrill's feelings with your fear of bugs.
  • Buena Girl: Besides, you don't have to be scared of them.
  • (Lexi punches Jade and Buena Girl away into the air, as Sam and Fred watch in horror)
  • Lexi: (with a scary look) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • Senora Zapata: (also with a scary look) You said it, Senorita Lexi!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Theodora, Vanessa, and Panini growl with fury before losing it)
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like Bug Pokemon!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Theodora, Vanessa, and Panini: Yeah!
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Jake: Aw, man!
  • Sylvester: (as both he and Tom face palm) Not this again!
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • (At that moment, The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Girls, calm down!
  • Kick: It's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Brad: What are you dill weeds doing in here?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just in time for a bug hunt, that's how.
  • Speedy: Yes!
  • Guido: Do you remember Cranky the Crane?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Guido. He made his first visit to the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Cranky Bugs starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy enjoyed working at the docks. They like to see air and the sound of the gulls. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky and this was his first day at the docks.
  • Cranky: You're useless little bugs!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called from above.
  • Cranky: If you put these freight cars on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: No crane has ever complained before.
  • Cranky: Well i'm complaining now.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Cranky banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two engines met Gordon and James and told them about Cranky.
  • Gordon: Cranes are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • James: You should see the situation from Cranky's point of view.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • James: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little engines being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Cranky heard that the big engines agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
  • Cranky: Come on, come on. Push those freight cars closer to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Percy was too upset to concentrate and pushed the freight cars too far. Poor Percy. Then, Cranky played a trick on Thomas.
  • Cranky: Push your freight cars onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So Thomas did. But Cranky left the load beside the freight cars, not in them.
  • Cranky: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Complained Cranky. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt was most upset.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now Thomas and Percy were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Cranky and the engines were trapped in the docks.
  • Duck: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck. But he was wrong. The engines had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
  • Cranky: (screams)
  • Henry, James, Duck and Gordon: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called the engines from inside the shed.
  • Cranky: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Cranky. When the storm was over, Sir Topham Hatt rushed into the scene of the destruction.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy will help you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called to Cranky.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And then you can help the engines.
  • Cranky: Oh, please, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Cranky.
  • Cranky: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So it was you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know those engines an apology.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the engines were free.
  • Gordon: Oh, thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: What would I've done without you?
  • Cranky: Well i had to be rescued before i help you. But I never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
  • Cranky: Uh, small engines thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
  • Percy: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: He's back to bugging us.
  • Thomas: Don't move! You're still attatched to Cranky.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Cranky still looks down at the two little engines. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.
  • (Cranky Bugs ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Cranky made his first day of Sodor.
  • Yoh: Thanks for the offer.
  • Morty: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Lorry: Can we go on a big hunt?
  • Mackenzie: Please?
  • Wishbone: Certainly.
  • Ritchie: Yes!
  • Giselle: Bug hunt, here we come!
  • (As they all set off for their hunt, Team Rocket and Friends gleefully watch)
  • Jessie: Perfect.
  • Cliff: Just what we need!
  • Larry: To catch our proper Pikachu.
  • Ulric: Even we have to do the hunt.
  • Lance: Let's rock this!
  • (While we show a bug hunting montage, Americano plays)
  • Lady Gaga: (singing) I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución [my songs are of the revolution] Mi corazón me duele por mi generación [my heart hurts for my generation] If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends as we transit to Ash in a full marathon race with Pikachu)
  • Ash: Okay, Pikachu, we've got lots of spirits to do!
  • Pikachu: Pikachu!
  • (But he suddenly collides with Di Lung, who is coming along the other way)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, ya fool!
  • Ash: (snapping back) Hey, don't you dare call me that!
  • (Rebecca Norman and the Hex Girls arrive)
  • Rebecca: Ash, what's wrong?
  • Thorn: You look enraged.
  • Carlos Caterpillar: Not for long, chicas.
  • (As the rest of the gang return, they hear some voices)
  • George: That voice.
  • Brody: We've recognized it.
  • (It was Carlos the Caterpillar and his friends)
  • Carlos: What a pleasure to see you.
  • Antonio: There will be six songs in order.
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Really?
  • Mel: Well, Conductors, I'm ready to do Guitar singing.
  • Meilin: It's very easy.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Good idea.
  • Malinda: Times are always passing.
  • Theodora: Do you know about a trio of lorries?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Theodora. They had a Sodor invasion. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Horrid Lorry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a busy time at the docks. All the engines were working hard, pushing and pulling freight cars about. One day, Percy was late. Cranky the Crane was quick to criticize.
  • Cranky: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
  • Percy: We've got too much work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy.
  • Cranky: Then perhaps a lorry should do the job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was shocked. He told the other engines what Cranky had said.
  • James: Stuff and nonsense!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted James.
  • Henry: We engines rerun this island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Percy: What if a lorry does arrive?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Cranky was delighted.
  • Cranky: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These lorries are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorry was very rude.
  • Lorry 2: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
  • Percy: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A little later, Percy met Thomas and James. Another lorry was being rude to them. Then he saw Percy.
  • Lorry 1: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
  • Thomas: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid lorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Thomas.
  • James: Despicable!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed James. The next engine to meet a lorry was Toby.
  • Lorry 2: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
  • Toby: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
  • Lorry 2: Useful? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: Just you toodle off.
  • Toby: Toodle?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Spluttered Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: Come on, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Interrupted his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Toby was shocked to see yet another lorry.
  • Toby: What are you doing here?
  • Lorry 3: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The foreman spoke to Toby's driver.
  • Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing i'm afraid.
  • Toby's Driver: Toby might me old.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Toby. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Toby arrived, he saw the lorry from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
  • Toby: That lorry's in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Toby. And he was.
  • (Lorry 2 falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Toby speechless)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The driver was thrown clear.
  • Driver: Rotten roads.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He muttered. The wrecked lorry was taking to the docks. Percy looked at the lorry.
  • Percy: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He teased.
  • Lorry 2: I'll be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
  • Percy: Ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy and wheeshed him loudly. Then Butch the breakdown vehicle arrived. He towing the lorry from the flour mill.
  • Toby's Driver: What happened?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Toby's driver.
  • Cander: He was overloaded with flour.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cander replied.
  • Cander: And he broke down.
  • Toby: Not very useful now are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Lorries: Grr!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorries. Then James whistled excitedly.
  • James: They're bringing in the third lorry on a barge. What happened to that one?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James asked.
  • Tow Truck Man: Stupid Lorry was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Thomas arrived. He looked at the three lorries and laughed.
  • Thomas: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorries didn't return, and the engines now work even harder to make sure they never will.
  • (Horrid Lorry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how you can never trust a lorry.
  • Turbo: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Chet: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Ash: Shall I dress up as Kate Cabebe, please?
  • Rebecca: Certainly.
  • Thorn: You're all going girly!
  • (As they lead Ash to the dressing room, Julie, Theresa and Ann arrive with Jonny K.)
  • Jonny K.: And action!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • Theresa: We are here live at Oakdale park, where there will be a talent show full of songs.
  • Ann: So, let's hear what Elmo and Kermit the Frog will say right now.
  • (Elmo and Kermit are on stage, preparing for a speech)
  • Elmo: Elmo's ready for the first act called I Want You To Want Me.
  • Kermit: Covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Ash, Rebecca, and the Hex Girls sing I Want You To Want Me)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and the Hex Girls: (in KSM voices) Hey (hey) I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me I want you to want me I need you to need me I'm begging you to beg me Shine up your old brown shoes Put on a brand new shirt Get home early from work If you say that you love me Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I See you crying? Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I See you crying? Feelin' all alone without a friend You know you feel like dyin' Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I See you crying? I want you to want me, yeah I need you to need me Oh, I'd love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me Shine up your old brown shoes Put on a brand new shirt Get home early from work If you say that you love me, oh Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I See you crying? (Crying) Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I See you crying? Feelin' all alone without a friend You know you feel like dyin' Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I See you crying? I want you to want me I need you to need me Oh, I'd love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me I want you to want me I said I want you to want me I want you to want me I said I want you.
  • (I Want You To Want Me ends)
  • Ash: (bowing) Thank you!
  • Rebecca: (curtsy) Come again soon!
  • Sakura: (to Kaito) Wow, I've never seen Ash go girly.
  • Kaito: Surely.
  • Elmo: In Elmo's second act is what I call I Am The Adventurer.
  • Kermit: Sung by Dexter, boy genius!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Dexter, dressed in his Skills USA clothing, sings I Am The Adventurer)
  • Dexter: (singing) Ay laralá, ay laralá Ay laralá, ay laralá Ay laralá, ay laralá Ay laralá, ay laralá I am the adventurer The world matters to me little When a woman pleases me Pleases me in spite of everything I like the tall ones and the small ones The thin ones, the fat ones and the tiny ones Single ones and widows and divorcees The little darlings with pretty faces enchant me And for that reason I come here Singing with my song I am the adventurer Pure heart Ay laralá …. Stop the music! The world matters little to me I make of myself what I want I am honest and a good friend The spree goer most sincere I play cards and know how to go on a spree It’s the same whether I drink tequila or mescal Pulquito the same also as champaign The same whether I dance a tango or a waltz Also a jarabe or some cha-cha. I am the adventurer And to my fathers-in-law I answer That if they bring their little girls Look out for them or I will not answer for it Ay laralá... I am the adventurer The world matters to me little When a woman pleases me Pleases me in spite of everything I like the tall ones and the small ones The thin ones, the fat ones and the tiny ones The little darlings with pretty faces enchant me I like the mothers-in-law who are not jealous The little darlings a bit slippery Who may have brothers who aren’t jealous Who may have boyfriends with silly faces I like life, love enchants me I am the spree going adventurer. And for that reason I have the soul Of a troubadour and a bohemian I am the adventurer Good afternoon and we’ll see each other over there. Ay laralá …. I am the adventurer.
  • (I Am The Adventurer ends)
  • Dexter: Woo! I'm number one!
  • Major Glory: He did it!
  • Valhallen: Totally!
  • Krunk: Krunk, too!
  • Elmo: In Elmo's third act is Bye Bye Bye from NSYNC.
  • Kermit: Sung by Dipper Pines, with special guest stars Several Timez!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Dipper and the Several Timez Band sing Bye Bye Bye)
  • Dipper and Several Timez: (in N'SYNC voices) (Hey, Hey) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly, When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone I know that I can't take no more  It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth, Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason,  Baby come on I live for you and me,  And now I really come to see,  That life would be much better once you're gone. I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh) It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough Don't wanna be your fool In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye... I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough) But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough), I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough). Might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye.
  • (Bye Bye Bye ends)
  • Dipper: I've won!
  • (Star taps Dipper on the shoulder)
  • Dipper: Huh?
  • Star: Care for a kiss?
  • Dipper: Uh...
  • (But Audrey pushes Star out of the way)
  • Audrey: Stay away from Dipper!
  • Star: (dazedly) Oh, what happened?
  • (Gonger smacks his gong instantly, and the Tea Time Monsters appear)
  • A Tea Time Monster: Story time!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sounds like an invitation!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just like when Diesel tried to be strong.
  • (He blows his whistle and The World's Strongest Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor liked feeling responsible, reliable and really useful. They worked hard to compete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay. But the troublesome trucks delighted mischief and their mischief causes trouble as poor Henry found out.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Henry has had an accident and been sent for repairs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There are no other engines available. So Diesel will help until Henry returns.
  • Engines: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed the engines, but they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Diesel he was always being rude and always showing off.
  • Percy: I hope Henry's mended soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Thomas: He moves more trucks than three Diesels put together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Trucks are no one's friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon. The next day, Diesel was working at the docks.
  • Diesel: When Sir Topham Hatt sees how good i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He bragged to the trucks.
  • Diesel: He'll get rid of steam engines once and for all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This gave the troublesome trucks an idea. As Diesel was shunting them together, they started to sing.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Is that all you can haul, Henry loads are longer, is that all you can haul, Henry must be stronger.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel was cross. He was sure to be stronger than Henry.
  • Diesel: I'll push you all at the same time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The trucks giggled.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.
  • Diesel: That's me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Diesel.
  • Diesel: The world's strongest engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Diesel shunted five trucks together, then ten, then fifteen. Soon he had an enormous line of twenty trucks.
  • Percy: What's Diesel doing?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy.
  • Thomas: He thinks he's the world's strongest engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas. Diesel didn't know the shunters have the brakes on the trucks. The troublesome trucks knew, but encouraged Diesel to push anyway.
  • Troublesome Trucks: Push, push, push!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel pushed and he pushed and he pushed, but the trucks didn't move. So Diesel decided to pull the trucks instead.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we wont go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang the trucks. This made Diesel very cross. He pulled and he pulled and he pulled.
  • Diesel: Help! Grease and oil!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel sulked as the trucks laughed and laughed. Sir Topham Hatt looked down crossly at Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I thought you would be a proper dockyard diesel, but i was wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Can you make up for lost time, Henry?
  • Henry: Oh yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied happily. He backed up to the trucks and the shunters released the brakes. Then Henry pulled away as easy as pie. And the engines cheered. Diesel was sent home in disgrace, but the engines had learned a lesson.
  • Thomas: Even troublesome trucks can do you a favor sometime.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Percy: Like getting rid of a smelly old Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Percy.
  • (The World's Strongest Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Diesel never got strong.
  • Mr. Conductors 1 and 3: Whoa.
  • Elmo: In Elmo's fourth act is Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson.
  • Kermit: Covered by Mel Szyslak!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mel sings Breakaway while playing through her guitar)
  • Mel: (in Kelly Barber's voice) Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends as Mel delivers a finishing curtsy)
  • Mel: Woo! I've won!
  • Jordan: (to Todd) I'd say Mel's a star!
  • Todd: Uh huh.
  • Elmo: In Elmo's fifth act is I Need To Know from Marc Anthony!
  • Kermit: Covered by Zak Saturday himself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Zak sings I Need To Know)
  • Zak: (in Marc Anthony's voice) They say around the way you've asked for me there's even talk about you wantin' me I must admit that's what I wanna hear But thas jus' talk until you take me there, oh If it's true don't leave me all alone out here Wonderin' if you're ever gonna take me there Tell Me What you're feelin' cuz I need to Know Girl you gotta let me know which way to go Cuz I Need to Know I need to know Tell Me Babygirl cuz I need to know I need to know I need to know Tell me Babygirl cuz I need to know My every thought is of this bein' true It's gettin' harder not to think of you Girl I'm exactly where I wanna be The only things I need you here with me, oh.
  • (I Need To Know ends)
  • Zak: Yes! I made it!
  • June: (to her brothers) You know, it's been a long time since Zak sung it.
  • Ray Ray: Whoa.
  • Dennis: Amazing, huh?
  • Elmo: Ending Elmo's act is That Is His Business!
  • Kermit: Sung by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mitchie and Amethyst, dressed in skills USA uniforms, sing That Is His Business)
  • Mitchie: (singing the first verse) They ask me that if we are lovers. That if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend ....
  • Amethyst: (singing the second verse) That they have never seen him. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*)
  • (Mariachi interlude)
  • Mitchie: That they have never seen them. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ...
  • Amethyst: Even if you don't believe it we're going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends as Mitchie and Amethyst deliver their curtsies)
  • Mitchie: (as she and Amethyst removed their high heels) I'm glad that's over.
  • Amethyst: Yeah.
  • (Scott and Arnold watch their girlfriends from behind the stage)
  • Scott: Well done, Mitch.
  • Arnold: That's so nice of it, Amethyst.
  • (Gonger delivers another gong smack)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Our last adventure.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just once.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You all know about Thomas's fast ride with a jet engine.
  • (He blows his whistle and Thomas and The Jet Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon is a very proud steam engine. He's the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He loves speeding along his line with the wind blowing across his funnel.
  • Gordon's Driver: You've broken the record again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: I'm the fastest!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Boasted Gordon. But not all the engines were impressed.
  • James: Speed isn't everything.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James smugily.
  • Thomas: But being reliable and useful is.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Gordon: You slow engines will never understand.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
  • Gordon: Because you'll never go as fast as me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt arrived with news of a special for Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to collect the jet engine and take it to the airfield.
  • Percy: What's a jet engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A jet engine goes forward by pushing hot air out of its back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt explained.
  • Thomas: Just like you blow up a balloon and let it go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Thomas.
  • Thomas: It's very fast.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas likes making special deliveries for Sir Topham Hatt. It makes him feel special. But secretly, he wished he could go as fast as Gordon, just once. Thomas arrived at the docks, excited to see the jet engine. It was shiny and modern and Thomas had never seen anything like it. He couldn't wait to start his journey, but Cranky was taking his time.
  • Thomas: Hurry up!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: This is a special special.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky did not like being told what to do especially by an engine. He becae so cranky, that he was careless with his hook. His hook knocked the switch and the switch started the jet engine and the engine began to wind. The wind got louder and louder and louder.
  • Cranky: Uh, oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Cranky. Before he could say anything else, the jet engine was rocketing Thomas up the track.
  • Thomas: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas. The driver tried to put on the brakes, but Thomas couldn't stop.
  • Thomas: Whoa boy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The stationmaster called ahead.
  • Signalman: Clear the lines, it's a runaway train!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Signals were changed and points were switched. Thomas had never been so exciting. Thomas flew by James and rocketed past Henry and raced by Percy. They were amazed. Bertie was excited when he saw Thomas flying down the track.
  • Bertie: Want a race, Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Beeped Bertie.
  • Bertie: Ah, never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No one had ever seen an engine go so fast. Gordon had no idea that Thomas racing along the main line.
  • Gordon: I am the fastest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon proudly.
  • Thomas: Hi, Gordon. Bye Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon could not believe what he had seen. At last, the jet engine ran out of fuel and Thomas was back under his own power. He steamed gently back into Knapford Station.
  • Thomas: Sorry for overtaking you back there, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Thomas.
  • Gordon: Overtake me? I didn't notice.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed.
  • Henry: You didn't notice the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Thomas: Yes, i am the fastest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Thomas. Percy felt a little sorry for Gordon.
  • Percy: Gordon doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a steam engine.
  • James: But he's still full of hot air.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled James and Gordon wheeshed away.
  • (Thomas and The Jet Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how a jet engine can give full power.
  • Nikki: We see.
  • Rita: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Elmo: And the winner for this talent show goes to...
  • (Drums roll, then stop)
  • Kermit: Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
  • Ash: Yahoo!
  • Mel: (dropping her guitar to the ground) WHAT?!
  • Dexter: Unbelievable!
  • Zak: Holy macaroni!
  • Rikochet: Well done, Ash!
  • Kevin: That was no nice of it!
  • Marty: Your mom is going to hear about your victory!
  • Ash: Thanks a lot.
  • (But suddenly, Jigglypuff appears)
  • Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
  • (Everyone gasps)
  • Ash: Blast my head!
  • Dipper: Jigglypuff?!
  • (Jigglypuff pulls out a microphone)
  • Courage: Oh, no!
  • Muriel: Don't tell me it's going to sing!
  • Eustace: Hold it, please!
  • (But Jigglypuff has already begun to sing, and everyone is put under a sleepy spell)
  • Julie: (drowsily) This has just in, folks!
  • Theresa: (drowsily) Our talent show has come to an end!
  • Ann: (drowsily) Thank you, and good night!
  • (They all fall asleep to the ground, along with the rest of the casts)
  • Jigglypuff: (stops singing) Jiggly?
  • (Everyone is having a long, long snooze)
  • Jigglypuff: (enraged) Jiggly!
  • (She pulls out a black marker and proceeds to draw on everyone's faces off-screen, concluding the video)
  • (While the end credits roll over a black background, the Captain Planet end theme plays)
  • Kwame: Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!
  • Chorus: GO PLANET!
  • Captain Planet: By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
  • Chorus: Captain Planet, he's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on the planet side Captain Planet, he's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, Gonna help him put us under, Bad guys who like to loot and plunder "You'll pay for this Captain Planet!" (chanting) We're the planeteers, You can be one too! 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do, Looting and polluting is not the way,
  • Hear what Captain Planet has to say:
  • Captain Planet: "THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

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