- Narrator: One day, Woody, Buzz, Zurg go to the video game store. When Woody saw a 1996 PS1 of Crash Bandicoot, she was crazy!
- Woody: Can I have it, please? Please?!
- Buzz Lightyear: No, Woody!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: And it's a phony!
- Woody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Buzz Lightyear and Evil Emperor Zurg: YOU MUST DIE!!
- Narrator: The next day, Woody, Buzz, Zurg went to the video store. When Woody saw a 1991 VHS of Robin Hood.
- Woody: Buzz, can I have it?
- Buzz Lightyear: NO!! And it's also a really phony!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: Your Lightyear's right. This VHS is really a very phony.
- Woody: OH NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS CAN'T BE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Buzz Lightyear: THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GONNA GET SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!
- Woody: NO! NO! NO-OOO!!!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: I got it! I'm calling the Police right now!
- Dr. Dawson: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Woody: STOP! Me not see some VHS for VCR was operation!
- Ratigan: Oh, how you doing, Woody?
- Basil: You are arrest, Woody! Cut it out! We're going to wrap up my toilet paper!
- Olivia: Yes.
- Woody: (muffled) BUZZ!! HELP ME!!
- Buzz Lightyear: I'm coming, Woody!
- Hiram: Come on, Olivia. I wanna go to falls into the molten lava.
- Everyone: Yes!
- Buzz Lightyear: It seems been no sign intelligent life anywhere.
- Woody: Hello!
- Ratigan and Basil: Charge!
- Olivia: Woody! No!
- Basil and Ratigan: Die, Woody, die!
- Buzz Lightyear: HO-YAAAAH!!!
- Woody: (falls off the molten lava) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Ratigan: Stay where you are, or the cowboy dies!
- Woody: How can we stay for, Zurg?
- Evil Emperor Zurg: 27 days. Good-bye.
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