(Fix-It Jack, Jr. plays in the arcade room)
Kristoff (introduction): My name's Wreck-It Kristoff.
Kristoff (in the game): I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
Kristoff (introduction): 30 years I've been doing this!
Jack Frost (in the game): I CAN FIX IT!
Kristoff: It's hard to love your job,
(The people throw Kristoff into the mud pile in the game)
Kristoff (introduction): and no one else seems to like you for doing it.
(Kristoff bumps his head on the roof)
Anger: You're just the bad guy who wrecks the building!
(The roofpiece falls on Jack, making him die, but coming back to live as a life after the people gasp)
Jack Frost: I'm okay. I'm okay.
(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)
Kristoff: And I'm really honest with myself. It sure must be nice being a good guy.
Hans: Kristoff, you are a bad guy, but this does not mean you're bad, guy.
Kristoff: I don't wanna be a bad guy anymore.
(Tamatoa spits out the vodka while Ludo gasps in shock)
(Kristoff and the villains go to the Human Central Station)
Kristoff: Jack abandoned his game.
Human Central Station announcer: Welcome to Human Central Station.
Nate Gardner: Bad guy coming!
Kristoff: Everything changes now.
(Kristoff goes to Human Hero's Duty)
Tagline: From AnimatedFan195 Productions,
Joy: Where's Kristoff?
(Kristoff bumps on Oliver)
Kristoff: Sorry, Oliver. It's me, Kristoff.
(Oliver says that Kristoff is missing in Q*bert-ed language while Jack does the same thing)
Jack Frost: Kristoff's gone to Human Hero's Duty?
Tagline: He's exploring new worlds.
Elsa: There's a four-letter-word, ladies. If you wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself.
Tagline: He's meeting new friends.
(The ship flies to Human Hero Rush)
Riley Andersen: Hi, mister. You're not from here, are you?
Kristoff: Human Hero Rush?
Robert Callaghan: You're game jumping?
(Robert puts the glasses on in shock)
Robert Callaghan: Ah-ha! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
(Kristoff shatters the glasses while hitting Robert)
Robert Callaghan: You hit a guy with glasses? That's-that's, well played.
Tagline: He's got one chance to play the hero.
Joy: Without Kristoff, we're doomed!
Fear: They're gonna pull our plug!
Sadness and Disgust: NOOOOOOOO!
(A medal appears in Human Hero's Duty)
Riley Andersen: What's that?
Kristoff: A medal. I earned it in Human Hero's Duty.
(Riley laughs hoarsely)
Kristoff: Not that kind of doody!
Riley Andersen: I bet you're really gonna watch where you're stepping a game called "Human Hero's Doody". (laughs)
(Kristoff sadly relaxes in a pile of bricks)
(Oliver looks sad)
(Elsa looks at the view of Kristoff climbing up there to get a medal)
(The karts race to the finish line)
Ludo: You can't change who we are.
Drago Bludvist: You can't mess with the program, Kristoff.
Tagline: A story for anyone
Riley Andersen: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake.
Kristoff: Ready for this?
Tagline: who ever needed a restart on life.
(Jack and Elsa go to Sugar Rush)
Kristoff: I'm not leaving you here alone.
(Kristoff shakes hands with Riley)
(Some moments include Kristoff break-punching a jail cell, the Henchmaniacs turning around, the agents putting their hands on their foreheads, one of the Henchmaniacs breaking the camera, Jack ducks and jumps out of the way by the lasers and Riley pulling the lever on her kart to jump on the candy road)
Ludo: Let's close out with the Bad Guy affirmation.
Kristoff and the villains: I'm bad
(Kristoff kisses on his hands while winning)
Kristoff and the villains: and that's good.
(Jack dances along with the people)
Kristoff and the villains: I will never be good
(Kristoff tries to kill Li'l Gideon)
Li'l Gideon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Kristoff and the villains: and that's not bad.
Grunkle Stan: Hold that thought.
Kristoff and the villains: There's no one I'd rather be,
(Kristoff rides on the Henchmaniacs)
Kristoff and the villains: than me.
Tagline: Kristoff, Riley Andersen, Jack Frost
(Jack tries to escape the jail cell by using his hammer, making the wall cells grow bigger)
Jack Frost: Why do I fix everything I touch?!
Tagline: and Elsa.
Elsa: It's make your mama's proud time!
Kristoff: I love my mama!
Title: Wreck-It Kristoff.
Kristoff: Oh, no. The cops!
Stan: Hold still.
Pete: Take that!
Kristoff: What are you doing?!
Tagline: Coming Soon.
Hans: I'll give it a time, Kristoff.
(The flash goes blank)