(Fix-It Mordecai and Rigby, Jr. plays in the arcade room)
Skips (introduction): My name's Wreck-It Skips.
Skips (in the game): I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
Skips (introduction): 30 years I've been doing this.
Mordecai and Rigby (in the game): WE CAN FIX IT!
Skips (introduction): It's hard to love your job,
(The animals throw Skips into the mud pile in the game)
Skips (introduction): and no one else seems to like me for doing it.
(Skips bumps his head in the roof)
Rabbit: You're just the bad yeti who wrecks the building!
(The roofpiece falls on Mordecai and Rigby, making them die, but coming back to live as a life after the animals gasp)
Mordecai and Rigby: We're okay. We're okay.
(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)
Skips: And I'm really honest with myself. It sure must be nice being a good yeti.
Shere Khan: Skips, you are a bad yeti, but this does not mean you're bad, yeti.
Skips: I don't wanna be a bad lion anymore.
(Tirek spits out the vodka while Janja gasps in shock, making him throw up)
(Skips and the animal villains go to the Game Central Station)
Mordecai: Skips abandoned his game.
Game Central Station announcer: Welcome to Game Central Station.
Fievel: Bad yeti coming!
Skips: Everything changes now.
(Skips goes to Hero's Duty)
Tagline: From AnimatedFan195 Productions,
Kanga: Where's Skips?
(Skips bumps on Bunga)
Skips: Sorry, Bunga. It's me, Skips.
(Bunga says that Skips is missing in Q*bert-ed language while Mordecai and Rigby do the same thing)
Mordecai and Rigby: Skips' gone to Hero's Duty?
Tagline: He's exploring new worlds.
Margaret: There's a four-letter-word, ladies.
CJ: If you wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself.
Tagline: He's meeting new friends.
(The ship flies to Sugar Rush)
Marie: Hi, mister. You're not from here, are you?
Skips: Sugar Rush?
Lord Shen: You're game jumping?
(Lord Shen puts the glasses on in shock)
Lord Shen: Ah-ha! You wouldn't hit a bird with glasses, would you?
(Skips shatters the glasses while hitting Lord Shen)
Lord Shen: You hit a bird with glasses? That's-that's. Well played.
Tagline: He's got one chance to play the hero.
Mrs. Otterton: Without Skips, we're doomed!
Melman: They're gonna pull our plug!
Gidget and Chloe: NOOOOOOOO!
(A medal appears in Hero's Duty)
Marie: What's that?
Skips: A medal. I earned it in Hero's Duty.
(Marie laughs hysterically)
Skips: Not that kind of doody!
Marie: I bet you're really gonna watch where you're stepping a game called "Hero's Doody" (laughs)
(Skips sadly relaxes in a pile of bricks)
(Bunga looks sad)
(Margaret, CJ and Eileen look at the view of Skips climbing up there to get a medal)
(The karts race to the finish line)
Janja: You can't change who we are.
Makuu: You can't mess with the program, Skips.
Tagline: A story for anyone
Marie: Everyone here says we're just mistakes.
Skips: Ready for this?
Tagline: who ever needed a restart on life.
(Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, CJ and Eileen go to Sugar Rush)
Skips: I'm not leaving you here alone.
(Simba shakes hands with Marie)
(Skips break-punching a jail cell)
(The Jombies turning around)
(The jungle animals putting their hands on their foreheads)
(One of the Jombies breaks the camera)
(Mordecai and Rigby duck and jump out of the way by the lasers)
(Marie pulls the lever on her kart to jump on the candy road)
Janja: Let's close out with the Bad Guy affirmation.
Skips and the animal villains: I'm bad
(Skips kisses his hands while winning the medal on Hero's Duty)
Simba and the animals villains: and that's good.
(Mordecai and Rigby dance along with the animals)
Skips and the animal villains: I will never be good
(Skips tries to eat Boss Wolf)
Boss Wolf: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Skips and the animal villains: and that's not bad.
Friar Tuck: Hold that thought.
Skips and the animal villains: There's no one I'd rather be,
(Skips rides on the Jombies)
Skips and the animal villains: than me.
Tagline: Skips, Marie, Mordecai, Rigby,
(Mordecai and Rigby try to escape the jail cell by using their hammer, making the wall cells grow bigger)
Mordecai: Why do we fix everything we've touched?!
Tagline: Margaret, CJ and Eileen.
Eileen: It's make your mamas proud time!
Skips: I love my mama!
Title: Wreck-It Skips
Skips: Oh, no. The cops!
Doug: Hold still.
Duke Weaselton: Take that!
Skips: What are you doing?!
Tagline: Coming Soon.
Shere Khan: I'll give it a time, Skips.
(The flash goes blank)