Wrong Road is the twenty-second episode of the second episode of Cheese Sandwich the Earth Pony and Friends, and the forty-eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.


  • Shining Armor as Edward
  • Big McIntosh as Gordon
  • Diamond Tiara as Bill
  • Silver Spoon as Ben
  • Fancy Pants as BoCo
  • Cheese Sandwich as Thomas (does not speak)
  • Princess Celestia as Sir Topham Hatt (does not speak)
  • Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
  • Princess Luna as The Stationmaster's Wife (cameo)
  • Everyone else as themselves


Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich's route is important and so is Shining Armor's. But their paths and bridges are not so strong as those on the main road. Princess Celestia does not allow the heavier animals like Big McIntosh to walk on them.

But one day, the way Big Mac was talking, you would have thought Princess Celestia had given this order for quite another reason."

Big McIntosh: "It's not fair!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Big Mac."

Shining Armor: "What isn't fair?"

Narrator: "Ask Shining Armor."

Big McIntosh: "Letting celebrity ponies do farm horses' work."

Shining Armor: "Never mind, Big Mac. I'm sure Fancy Pants will let you take his changelings sometimes."

Narrator: "Big Mac spluttered."

Big McIntosh: "I won't take Fancy Pants's dirty changelings! I won't do celebrity pony work!"

Shining Armor: "Why not? It would be a nice change."

Big McIntosh: "Princess Celestia would never approve."

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac."

Big McIntosh: "Celebrity pony work is vulgar!"

Narrator: "Big Mac puffed away. Shining Armor chuckled and followed him to the train station.

Every evening the two stallions took two sets of fast buffaloes from the station. Big Mac always leaves first with an express for the main road. Shining Armor follows five minutes later with his buffaloes for the branch road. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Big Mac to start. The fireman looked back towards the back of the line and saw something green waving."

Big McIntosh's Fireman: "Right away, mate!"

Narrator: "He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Big Mac started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross.

To make matters worse, by the time Big Mac had been stopped and brought back, Shining Armor was already late with his buffaloes. So now, he set off first.

But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Shining Armor along the main road. Big Mac was sent along the branch, and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbor.

Next morning, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon peeped into the yard. There were no changelings for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Big Mac would be much better fun."

Diamond Tiara: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Asked Diamond Tiara."

Silver Spoon: "Shh!"

Narrator: "Whispered Silver Spoon."

Silver Spoon: "It's Big McIntosh."

Diamond Tiara: "It looks like Big Mac, but it can't be. Big Mac never comes on the branch roads. He thinks them vulgar."

Narrator: "Big Mac pretend he hadn't heard."

Silver Spoon: "If it isn't Big Mac,"

Narrator: "Said Silver Spoon."

Silver Spoon: "It's just a pile of old iron."

Diamond Tiara: "Which we better take to the scrapyard."

Silver Spoon: "No Diamond Tiara. This lot's useless for scrap. We'll take it to the harbor and dumb it in the sea."

Narrator: "Big Mac was alarmed."

Big McIntosh: "I am Big Mac! Stop! Stop!"

Narrator: "When Fancy Pants suddenly arrived, Big Mac thought him the most beautiful site he'd ever seen."

Big Mac: "Fancy Pants, my dear pony, save me."

Narrator: "Fancy Pants quickly sized up the situation and threatened to take away the changelings he brought for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. This made the fillies behave at once. Big Mac thought Fancy Pants was wonderful."

Big McIntosh: "Those little demons. How do you do it?"

Fancy Pants: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Said Fancy Pants."

Fancy Pants: "It's just a knack."

Narrator: "Big Mac still believes that Fancy Pants saved his life. But we know the fillies were only teasing. Don't we?"

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