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YTV Heroes is a Mr. Conductor and Friends Spoof to Sonic Heroes, starring Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, and their friends Princess Sofia, Buster Bunny, and Doki, as well as Newswomen Julie Kane, Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora, in a series of Sonic Heroes levels with contestants in them.

Info

  • In the Ocean World, we find Winnie The Pooh, Todd Daring, Kuzco and Phineas Flynn meeting up with their old friends Polvina, Tubarina and Esther (all voiced by Carly McKillip, Debi Derryberry and Stephanie Morgenstern), not knowing that Perry the Platypus has wandered off into the Ocean Palace level, where he has 20 minutes to get to the palace's goal. In the city level, Dexter, Eddy, Zak Saturday, Prohyas Warrior, Ben Tennyson and Rex Salazar must get to the top of the power plant, where they encounter Eddy's enemies Lee, May and Marie Kanker. In the Casino World, Mitchie O'Hara, Amethyst Giger and their long-stocking friends Miranda MacDonald, Charleigh Greene, Clarissa Hudson and Madeline Voorhees prepare for game night. In the Canyon level Tai Kamiya, Matt Ishida, Takato Matsuki, Henry Wong, Marcus Damon, Thomas Norstein, and Mikey Kudo and Christopher Aonuma do their grinding skills, to the song You Run Around by Jason Redford. But as the song ends, Tai collides with Di Lung, one of Courage's enemies from Nowhere, Kansas, who angrily tells him to watch where he is going, but Mindy Lee and Kazane Fujimiya, dressed as a pair of cats, appear to show love to Tai and Mikey. At the Jungle World, Misty, Mel Szyslak, Lily Parker, Teodora Villavicencio, Brianna Maxwell and Vanessa Feeble face their fear of Beedrill, while Agent J, Agent K, Virgil Hawkins, Richie Foley, Jackie and Uncle Chan and Scott Summers and James "Logan" Howlett must escape from a giant Feraligatr and its giant partner Krookodile. In the Haunted World, Ash Ketchum, Courage, Emily Anderson, April Swanson and Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers witness their fear of ghosts like Gengar, King Boo and the Bradford Clown Twins Lindy and Mindy, while Turbo, Leo San Juan, Puss In Boots, and Buddy Thunderstruck take Chance Furlong and Jake Clawson to Mystic Mansion, where Miss Grimwood, Sibella Dracula, Elsa Frankenteen, Phantasma, Winnie Werewolf, and Tanis Mummy have brought Rebecca Norman, Sadie Mae Scroggins (now voiced by Stephanie Morgenstern) and the Hex Girls to their concert (with Morty of Ecruteak City appearing, too). Finally the airship level shows Serena Tsukino (dressed as Sailor Moon), Bloom (as a Winx Fairy) and Sam Simpson (in her green spy catsuit) setting off to stop Dr. Eggman, Bokkun, Decoe and Bocoe, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Shadow Realm Trio, and The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, with help from Perry the Platypus (a.k.a. Agent P).

Cast

  • George Carlin as Mr. Conductor 1
  • Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor 2
  • Michael Brandon as Mr. Conductor 3
  • Ariel Winter as Princess Sofia
  • Griffin Hook as Doki
  • Kate Miccucci as Julie Kane
  • Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh
  • Nancy Cartwright as Todd Daring
  • J.P. Manoux as Kuzco
  • Vincent Martella as Phineas Flynn
  • Carly McKillip as Polvina
  • Debi Derryberry as Tubarina
  • Stephanie Morgenstern as Esther, Mitchie O'Hara, Mel Szyslak, Sadie Mae Scroggins, Theresa Radcliffe
  • Dee Bradley Baker as Perry the Platypus
  • Candi Milo as Dexter, Ann Gora
  • Tony Sampson as Eddy
  • Sam Lerner as Zak Saturday
  • Kyle A. Carrozza as Prohyas Warrior
  • Yuri Lowenthal as Ben Tennyson
  • Daryl Sabara as Rex Salazar
  • Janyse Jaud as Lee Kanker
  • Jenn Forgie as May Kanker
  • Kathleen Barr as Marie Kanker
  • Grey Griffin as Amethyst Giger
  • American Young as Miranda MacDonald
  • Mae Whitman as Charleigh Green
  • Kristen Schaal as Clarissa Hudson
  • Lara Jill Miller as Madeline Voorhees
  • Joshua Seth as Tai Kamiya
  • Michael Reisz as Matt Ishida
  • Brian Beacock as Takato Matsuki
  • Dave Wittnenburg as Henry Wong
  • Quinton Flynn as Marcus Damon
  • Crispin Freeman as Thomas Norstein
  • Nicholas Royce as Mikey Kudo
  • Vic Mignogna as Christopher Aonuma
  • Tim Chi Ly as Di Lung
  • Bryn McAuley as Mindy Lee
  • Jessica Hilbrecht as Kazane Fujimiya
  • Michele Knotz as Misty, Jessie
  • Alex Cazares as Lily Parker
  • Anne Marie Blanco as Teodora Villavicencio
  • Eden Sher as Brianna Maxwell, Vanessa Feeble
  • Keith Diamond as Agent J
  • Greg Berger as Agent K
  • Phil LaMarr as Virgil Hawkins
  • Jason Marsden as Richie Foley
  • James Sie as Jackie Chan
  • Sab Shimono as Uncle Chan
  • Kirby Morrow as Scott Summers
  • Scott McNeil as James "Logan" Howlett
  • Sarah Natochenny as Ash Ketchum
  • Marty Grabstein as Courage
  • Laura Bailey as Emily Anderson
  • Danielle Judovits as April Swanson
  • Frank Welker as Scooby-Doo
  • Matthew Lillard as Shaggy Rogers
  • Reid Scott as Turbo
  • Johny Rose as Leo San Juan
  • Eric Bauza as Puss In Boots
  • Brian Atkinson as Buddy Thunderstruck
  • Charlie Adler as Chance Furlong, Buster Bunny
  • Barry Gordon as Jake Clawson
  • Glynis Johns as Miss Grimwood
  • Susan Blu as Sibella Dracula
  • Pat Musick as Elsa Frankenteen
  • Russi Taylor as Phantasma
  • Marilyn Schreffler as Winnie Werewolf
  • Patty Maloney as Tanis Mummy
  • Jocelyne Loewen as Rebecca Norman
  • Jennifer Hale as Thorn, Sam Simpson
  • Jane Weilden as Dusk
  • Kimberly Brooks as Luna
  • Andrew Rannells as Morty, Bokkun, Decoe
  • Terri Hawkes as Serena Tsukino
  • Liza Jacqueline as Bloom
  • Mike Pollock as Dr. Eggman
  • Darren Dunstan as Bocoe
  • Dan Povenmire as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
  • Jimmy Zoppi as James, Meowth
  • Kayzie Rogers as Wobbuffet
  • Tom Kenny as Cliff
  • Carlos Alazraqui as Lube
  • Maria Bamford as Shriek

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and The Conductor
  2. Percy Takes The Plunge
  3. Bad Day At Castle Loch
  4. The World's Strongest Engine
  5. James Goes Buzz Buzz
  6. Haunted Henry
  7. Fish

Music

  1. Gotta Go Fast (???)
  2. She Bangs (???)
  3. That Is His Business (???)
  4. You Run Around (???)
  5. Supersonic (???)
  6. Game Over (???)

Trivia

  • Absent: The Koopalings.
  • Guest stars: Various.
  • Number of Thomas Stories: 7.
  • Stephanie Morgenstern, the actress behind Theresa Radcliffe, Mitchie O'Hara and Mel Szyslak, voices both Esther and Sadie Mae Scroggins.

Script

  • (We open this video with the Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
  • (We next see the 1993-1994 Strand Home Video logo)
  • (We afterwards open with Gotta Go Fast)
  • Chorus: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Gotta go fast, gotta go fast, Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks) Quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location, Without any explanation, no time for relaxation! Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think, Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go! N-n-n-n-n-n-na N-n-n-n-n-n-na Sonic, he's on the run! Sonic, he's number one! Sonic, he's comin' next, So watch out... For Sonic X! Gotta go fast (Sonic!), gotta go fast (Sonic!), Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X, Gotta go faster! Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, Sonic X!
  • (We soon find Sofia, Buster and Doki greeting us)
  • Sofia: Hey, guys. It's been so nice to see you.
  • Buster: Our friends Julie, Theresa and Ann are glad to hear it.
  • Doki: Wouldn't you all agree?
  • Julie: Yes indeed, Doki.
  • Theresa: And we're covering the first world called the Ocean World.
  • Ann: Let's see what Pooh Bear and his friends are up to right now.
  • (We find Pooh, Todd, Kuzco and Phineas at Seaside Hill)
  • Pooh: Ah, just a warm breeze for us.
  • Todd: Oh yeah!
  • (The Sea Princesses appear)
  • Polvina: Hey, Pooh Bear!
  • Tubarina: You seem excited for the first world.
  • Esther: Wouldn't you agree?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Why yes, Esther, it's true.
  • Kuzco: So you must be our friends Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We do, Kuzco. It's about time we're starting YTV Heroes.
  • Phineas: Do you remind us of Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Phineas. He accidentally left the Conductor behind. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Conductor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel agree with him. Annie could only take passengers but Clarabel can take passengers, luggage and the conductor. They were both old and need new paint but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and forwards along the line, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the station he sings...
  • Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And the coaches sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along. We're coming along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They don't mind that Thomas says to them because he know he was trying to please Sir Topham Hatt, and to know to that if Thomas is cross, he's not cross with them. One day, they have to wait for Henry's train which made Thomas very cross.
  • Thomas: How could I run my line properly if Henry is always late? He doesn't realize that Sir Topham Hatt depends on me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he have to wait for Henry's passengers. At last Henry came.
  • Thomas: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Henry: Oh dear, my system is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're too slow. You need exercise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle and Thomas started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop Thomas, but Thomas was on his way steaming out of the station.
  • Thomas: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas, but Clarabel didn't want to come.
  • Clarabel: I've lost my nice conductor, I've lose my nice conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She sobbed. Annie tried to tell Thomas what had happened.
  • Annie: We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Annie and Clarabel tried to put on their brakes, but they couldn't without their conductor.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Where's our conductor? Where's our conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried, but Thomas didn't stop till they came to a signal.
  • Thomas: Bother that signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's the matter?
  • Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The conductor will tell us in a minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They waited and waited but the conductor didn't come.
  • Thomas: Peep peep peep, where's the conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Annie and Clarabel: We've left him behind!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sobbed Annie and Clarabel together. Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the line, with his flag on one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot, so he had a drink, and told them that Thomas had left him behind.
  • Thomas: I'm very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Conductor: We all made mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the conductor.
  • Conductor 1: Look, the signal's down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Annie and Clarabel were so pleased to have their conductor again, but they sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: As fast as you like, as fast as you like!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: ...to Thomas all the way. They reached the end of the line quicker than ever before.
  • (Thomas and The Conductor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, patience will come in handy.
  • Pooh: Whoa.
  • Todd: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • Kuzco: We agree to take a tour.
  • Phineas: Hey, wait a minute, where's Perry?
  • (As we hear the Sabre Dance in the background, Perry looks at his watch, meaning that he has 20 minutes to reach the goal at Ocean Palace. So, he sets off at once, passing through various obstacles along the way, like many robot enemies, and even a lot of Kao Boulders. Eventually, he reaches the goal in no time and turns on the monitor)
  • Major Monogram: Right on time, Agent P! I have a message from Principal Milder, saying that Eggman and his crew of villains are taking over the fleet. So be on the lookout and good luck to you!
  • (Perry salutes and sets off toward the Egg Fleet)
  • (Meanwhile, Dexter, Eddy, Zak, Prohyas, Ben and Rex are in the metropolis level)
  • Dexter: We are here in the city.
  • Eddy: More than a metropolis.
  • Zak: We've got to get to the top of the power plant.
  • Prohyas: Vambre's away in an all-girls meeting, and I'm really going to miss her.
  • Ben: But she'll soon be back, Prohyas. Don't you worry.
  • Rex: Let's get to business!
  • (As we see Dexter and friends setting off to their destination, Ashley Villareal and Principal Martha Harrington are inside the state prison, watching them on TV)
  • Ashley: What a coincidence! Dexter's never been to Spellcaster High like that!
  • Principal Harrington: Hope those clumsy boys won't make it this far.
  • Ashley: Ah, thank you, Principal Harrington, that is so cool!
  • (Back at the City level, She Bangs plays as Dexter and his friends prepare for the glory of a lifetime)
  • Ricky Martin: (singing) Talk to me, tell me your name You blow me off like it's all the same You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away Like a bomb... yeah baby Talk to me, tell me your sign You're switchin' sides like a Gemini You're playing games And now you're hittin' my heart Like a drum... yeah baby Well if Lady Luck Gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I'll let her rough me up 'Til she knocks me out 'Cause she walks like she talks And she talks like she walks [Chorus:] She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever lokked so fine She reminds me That a woman's got one thing on her mind Talk to me, tell me the news You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes We'll dance all night until the band goes home Then you're gone... yeah baby Well, if it looks like love Should be a crime They better lock me up for live I'll do the time With a smile on my face Thinkin' of her in her Leather and lace [REPEAT CHORUS] Man, if Lady Luck Gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I'll let her rough me up 'Till she knocks me out 'Cause she walks like she talks And she talks like she walks [REPEAT CHORUS]
  • (She Bangs ends as Dexter and friends reach the top)
  • Dexter: We are free!!!
  • Lee: Hey, you!
  • (Dexter and friends turn around to see Lee, May and Marie Kanker)
  • May: Why don't you pick someone your own size?!
  • Marie: That's right!
  • Eddy: (surprised) Kankers?!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What brings you three to it?
  • Lee: We can say that it's all courtesy of Dexter!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: How could you?!
  • Zak: Don't tell her off, please!
  • Prohyas: We haven't remembered Percy's accident!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oh, so that's how he fell for a watery doom. Well then, let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Percy Takes The Plunge starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Henry wanted a rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Thomas.
  • Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
  • Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave.
  • Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination.
  • Ben: Tell us more, Percy.
  • Henry: What are you engines doing here?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Henry.
  • Henry: This shed is for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Go away. Silly things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry snorted.
  • Percy: They're not silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy had been enjoying himself.
  • Henry: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Huh.
  • Percy: Anyway.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said cheeky Percy.
  • Percy: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ran off to the harbour singing.
  • Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain.
  • Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time i wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the key.
  • Thomas: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Thomas: That's orders.
  • Percy: Why?
  • Thomas: Danger means falling down something.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
  • Percy: I can't see a mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
  • Percy: Stupid board.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He made a plan. One day, he whispered to the cars.
  • Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
  • Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Percy.
  • Cars: On, on, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the cars. Percy thought they were helping.
  • Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the cars will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
  • Cars: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate.
  • Percy: Ow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy, sliding pass the board. Percy was frantic.
  • Percy: That's enough!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was sunked.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are a very disobeident engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy knew that voice.
  • Percy: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
  • Percy: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's freight train.
  • Henry: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Henry.
  • Henry: Did you like the water?
  • Percy: No.
  • Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.
  • (Percy Takes The Plunge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, don't fall to your doom without following the orders.
  • Ben: Gee, you're right.
  • Rex: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (As we go to the Casino World, we find Mitchie and Amethyst, dressed in beautiful Skills USA uniforms, complete with matching black miniskirts, matching tan pantyhose and matching black high heels)
  • Mitchie: How do we look, ladies?
  • Amethyst: Aren't we as cute as princesses from out of this world?
  • Miranda: Fantastic!
  • Charleigh: We love it, too!
  • Clarissa: You'd best be on your performances!
  • Madeline: And we mean it!
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: Ah, thank you!
  • (Just then, the Mariachi players appear)
  • A Mariachi player with Blond hair: Come on, chicas. The show has just begun.
  • A Mariachi player with orange hair: Follow us!
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: Okay!
  • (As they follow the mariachi players to the stage, Brody and Cole gleefully watch)
  • Brody: You hear that, Cole? Looks like we've hit the jackpot!
  • Cole: Certainly, Brody. When they once remove their high heels, let's give them a chance they'll never forget.
  • (At the stage, Mitchie and Amethyst perform That Is His Business, with the mariachi players playing their instruments in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing the first verse) They ask me that if we are lovers. That if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend ....
  • Amethyst: (singing the second verse) That they have never seen him. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*)
  • (Mariachi interlude)
  • Mitchie: That they have never seen them. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ...
  • Amethyst: Even if you don't believe it we're going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends as Mitchie and Amethyst deliver a finishing curtsy)
  • Mitchie: (as she and Amethyst take off their high heels) We'd better tell our moms all about it.
  • Amethyst: Look, here come our crushes!
  • Scott: (as he and Arnold arrive) Yo, Mitch! Nicely done!
  • Arnold: You really made it this far, didn't you, Amethyst?
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: (both heart-eyed) We sure are!
  • Scott: (as he puts Mitchie on her head with a flower crown) Here's a gift for you.
  • Mitchie: Wow!
  • Arnold: (as he puts Amethyst on her head with a flower crown) And another for a nerd.
  • Amethyst: Great!
  • Brody: What?!
  • Cole: Impossible!
  • George: Is something wrong with you two?
  • Ralph: You look upset, huh?
  • Brody and Cole: (hanging their heads down) The shame!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well, well, well. Looks like they've won.
  • Miranda: That's right, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We couldn't agree more.
  • Charleigh: Do you remind us of Donald and Douglas?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Charleigh. They had to get to Lord Callan's castle in no ease at all. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Bad Day At Castle Loch starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was a beautiful day on the Island of Sodor. Donald and Douglas are scottish twins. They enjoy working on Sir Topham Hatt's railway. But sometimes, they longed for Scotland, their old home. One day, Sir Topham Hatt called them to the docks.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Lord Callan's castle was finally reopening. There is to be a grand celebration tomorrow. I need you to take the banners, buntings and bagpipes to the castle. Harvey, you must load them straight away.
  • Harvey: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Harvey. The twins were excited. Going to Lord Callan's castle would be like going home again. Soon, Harvey had finished loading the freight.
  • Percy: Where are you going?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Asked Percy.
  • Donald: Lord Callan's castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Donald proudly announced.
  • Harvey: By Castle Loch.
  • Percy: I'm glad i'm not going to Castle Loch.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wheeshed Percy nervously.
  • Douglas: Scared the monster might get ya.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Teased Douglas.
  • Donald: You might.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: There's no monster.
  • Donald: There is too.
  • Douglas: There is not.
  • Donald: It's too.
  • Douglas: It's not.
  • Donald: It's too.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Lord Callan's castle is in Misty Valley. Donald and Douglas were determined to get the important goods to the castle in time. They puffed proudly along the loch towards their destination.
  • Donald: There it is!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Donald.
  • Douglas: We're almost there!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted Douglas. But there was trouble ahead, trees had fallen across the line. Donald and Douglas stopped just in time. Then, suddenly, there was a loud crash. The break van had been hit by the landslide and come off the rails. They were stuck.
  • Donald's Driver: We could take the causeway.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Donald's Driver. Douglas' Driver knew the causeway was old and rickety.
  • Douglas' Driver: It's too dangerous.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said. The twins were worried.
  • Donald: We'll never get to the castle now.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Donald.
  • Donald's Driver: I'll call for help.
  • Tailor: Splendid outfit, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sir Topham Hatt was trying on his present for Lord Callan when he heard the news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Donald and Douglas trapped by the loch?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send help as soon as i can.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But the hours passed. It grew dark and cold and still no help had come. Suddenly, the twins spotted something strange through the mist.
  • Donald: What's that!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called Donald.
  • Douglas: Is it the monster!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Douglas.
  • Donald: For sure it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Answered Donald.
  • Harvey: It's not a monster, it's us.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was Harvey and the breakdown crane. Donald and Douglas were relieved. By morning, the lines were cleared. Donald and Douglas hurried off to the castle. Lord Callan's workers were waiting to unload the freight cars. Soon, the castle was decorated. The grand opening was a great sucess. Lord Callan was pleased.
  • Lord Callan: A splendid pair of engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And very useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Donald and Douglas: Och aye!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Agreed the twins.
  • (Bad Day At Castle Loch ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how you can rely on the Scottish Twin Engines.
  • Clarissa: Wow.
  • Madeline: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Tai, Matt and their Digimon rivals riding on the Rail Canyon)
  • Tai: This sure is a fast ride.
  • Matt: Bullet station, here we come!
  • Takato: This is the place we'll always forget!
  • Henry: Let's do this!
  • (As they grind their way through the Rail Canyon, we hear You Run Around in the background)
  • Jason Redford: Things are starting to accelerate into something never Stopping always troubled but Now I think I'm getting dizzy too much spinning pace my Patience line is thickening, quickening It's getting too insane. I'm trying to maintain Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around.
  • (Mindy and Kazane, who are both dressed as a pair of cats, gleefully watch Tai and Mikey in unison)
  • Jason Redford: It is getting closer More tense ever spinning, twisting, turning roller coaster Inch by inch the gap is Closing pressure, building temperature, rising hotter and hotter. It's getting too crazy I wish I could maybe Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Like a rocket Like a rocket Never stopping Never stopping. You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around.
  • (You Run Around ends as Tai suddenly collides with Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • (Marcus proceeds to grab Di Lung by the collar)
  • Di Lung: (frantically) Hey, put me down!
  • Marcus: Go ahead! Insult him if you want! I'm about to wipe that stupid frown right off your face!
  • Thomas: Marcus, what are you doing?!
  • Mindy and Kazane: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mikey and Christopher: Uh, oh!
  • Mindy and Kazane: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They both tackle Tai and Mikey, sending them right into a wall)
  • Tai: Mindy Lee and Kazane Fujimiya?!
  • Mikey: W-What are you two dressed up like cats?!
  • Mindy: It'll be purr-fect to make love to anyone in distress!
  • Kazane: Just relax and let us do your orders!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hey, leave Tai and Mikey alone this minute!
  • Agumon: Conductors, please! They love them more than Emily and Serena!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, they're not getting away for this!
  • Gabumon: Speaking of worst nightmares, do you remember Diesel?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Gabumon. He had an attempt on how to be stronger. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and The World's Strongest Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor liked feeling responsible, reliable and really useful. They worked hard to compete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay. But the troublesome trucks delighted mischief and their mischief causes trouble as poor Henry found out.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Henry has had an accident and been sent for repairs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There are no other engines available. So Diesel will help until Henry returns.
  • Engines: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed the engines, but they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Diesel he was always being rude and always showing off.
  • Percy: I hope Henry's mended soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Thomas: He moves more trucks than three Diesels put together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Trucks are no one's friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon. The next day, Diesel was working at the docks.
  • Diesel: When Sir Topham Hatt sees how good i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He bragged to the trucks.
  • Diesel: He'll get rid of steam engines once and for all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This gave the troublesome trucks an idea. As Diesel was shunting them together, they started to sing.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Is that all you can haul, Henry loads are longer, is that all you can haul, Henry must be stronger.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel was cross. He was sure to be stronger than Henry.
  • Diesel: I'll push you all at the same time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The trucks giggled.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.
  • Diesel: That's me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Diesel.
  • Diesel: The world's strongest engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Diesel shunted five trucks together, then ten, then fifteen. Soon he had an enormous line of twenty trucks.
  • Percy: What's Diesel doing?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy.
  • Thomas: He thinks he's the world's strongest engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas. Diesel didn't know the shunters have the brakes on the trucks. The troublesome trucks knew, but encouraged Diesel to push anyway.
  • Troublesome Trucks: Push, push, push!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel pushed and he pushed and he pushed, but the trucks didn't move. So Diesel decided to pull the trucks instead.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we wont go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang the trucks. This made Diesel very cross. He pulled and he pulled and he pulled.
  • Diesel: Help! Grease and oil!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel sulked as the trucks laughed and laughed. Sir Topham Hatt looked down crossly at Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I thought you would be a proper dockyard diesel, but i was wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Can you make up for lost time, Henry?
  • Henry: Oh yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied happily. He backed up to the trucks and the shunters released the brakes. Then Henry pulled away as easy as pie. And the engines cheered. Diesel was sent home in disgrace, but the engines had learned a lesson.
  • Thomas: Even troublesome trucks can do you a favor sometime.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Percy: Like getting rid of a smelly old Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Percy.
  • (The World's Strongest Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So consider on how an engine can never pull a longer train.
  • Guilmon: Gee, what a coincidence.
  • Terriermon: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We transit to Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa, as they arrive in the Frog Forest)
  • Misty: Ew! What a disgusting place!
  • Mel: So gross, too!
  • Lily: We should have forgotten our masks.
  • Teodora: That must be why we've come to this level.
  • Brianna: (hearing some loud buzzing sounds) Do I hear a noise?
  • Vanessa: Yes, Brianna. And it looks like we've got company!
  • (a swarm of angry Beedrill appear, with one of them wearing a General's helmet)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!
  • (The Beedrill general lets out a loud Charge! Fanfare, and the whole swam buzz down toward the girls)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As the Green Hornet theme plays, the frightened girls run away from the Beedrill in super fast motion, while they all follow right after them. Somewhere in the Lost Jungle, Agents J and K take their friends to their destinations)
  • Agent J: We've got to swing our way to the goal.
  • Agent K: So, stay on your guards.
  • Virgil: What is this place?
  • Richie: Sounds like a familiar pair of crocodiles to us!
  • (But then, a loud bubbling sound attracts the men's attention)
  • Jackie: Oh, that must be my stomach, that's all.
  • (But a giant Feraligatr and a giant Krookodile appear, much to the men's horror)
  • Uncle: Aiee-Yah!
  • Scott: That is one Feraligatr and one Krookodile, too!
  • Logan: Better run!
  • (They all jump into all vines while fleeing from the two giant Pokemon. We soon hear Supersonic in the background, as we undergo in both chase sequences)
  • Bad Religion: Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
  • (Supersonic ends as Agent J and his friends reach the goal)
  • Agent J: Whew!
  • Agent K: That was a close call.
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: (echoing) OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Virgil: Misty and her friends are in trouble!
  • Richie: Come on! We'd better find out what those screams are coming from!
  • (They all hurry to the other side and gasp when they find Misty and her friends crying loudly. Their noses are turned red and swollen)
  • Jackie: Oh, no! Don't tell us it's...
  • Misty: The Beedrill! They've attacked us, Jackie!
  • Mel: We were trying to escape!
  • Lily: When they stung us badly!
  • Teodora: And now, we're useless!
  • Brianna: Just take a look at our poor noses!
  • Vanessa: They're red and swollen, aren't they?
  • Uncle: (seeing the girls' noses) Uncle knows you're all going to be extra careful.
  • Sharon: Yeah right.
  • (Everyone turns around and sees Sharon Hawkins)
  • Scott: Sharon Hawkins!
  • Logan: What brings you to your destination, bub?
  • Sharon: I'd say it's Misty and her friends who were scrawny all the time!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: (turning their heads away) Humph!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Now, don't get mad, girls!
  • Agent J: Gee, Conductors, you're all wrong about Beedrill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They're a mix of Bug and Poison.
  • Agent K: Do you remind us of James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Agent K. He had witnessed his fear of bees. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James Goes Buzz Buzz starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine was enjoying his work in Vicorage Orchard. Birds were singing and apples were brightening on the trees. It was a lovely day.
  • James: Hello Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: You look as bright and cheerful as my red paint.
  • Trevor: Oh i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
  • James: What's that noise?
  • Trevor: It's the bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Trevor.
  • Trevor: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. The vicar says his bees make good honey and he's giving some of them to his friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Just then, BoCo the diesel engine hummed in.
  • BoCo: Take care you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like being told what to do by a diesel and he buzzed away.
  • BoCo: Goodbye, Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called BoCo and set off to see Duck at the next station. Bill and Ben the tank engine twins were busy arranging cars. But they scampered off when they saw BoCo.
  • BoCo: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed BoCo.
  • BoCo: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Edward soon put a stop in their games.
  • Duck: Edward is the only one who can keep Bill and Ben in order.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: I sometimes call them "The Bees".
  • BoCo: A good name.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied BoCo.
  • BoCo: Their terrors when the start buzzing around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James bustled in.
  • James: What's that, Duck? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all, so don't let that buzz box diesel tell you different.
  • Duck: His name is BoCo, and he didn't. We...
  • James: I wouldn't care, if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off.
  • Duck: Buzz, buzz, buzz.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Retorted Duck. The next morning, James arrived at the station to collect his coaches. The passengers were excited and keened to get on board. The platform was crowded and the porter was in a hurry.
  • Porter: Mind your backs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. James heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were to cold to be cross so they buzzed around the fireman hoping he'd mend their hive. But he didn't understand, nor did his driver. So the bees turned to James. His boiler was nice and warm.
  • James: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James. One bee burnt its foot.
  • Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The bee thought James had burnt him on purpose. So it stung James right back on the nose.
  • (Doink!)
  • James: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled James. He had had enough so had his fireman and driver. They didn't notice till too late that they had left all their coaches behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun on the turntable but to no avail. They tried washing them off but the bees clung harder to James' warm boiler. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Driver: It's no good, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll just have to get back to the orchard and fetch another hive.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James' reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. The Vicar was waiting anxiously for James. When he arrived, the buzz swarm straight into their new home.
  • Driver: Come on, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: What you need now is a good hosedown.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later that evening, James was resting in the shed when the Vicar came to see him.
  • Vicar: Thank you for saving my bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Vicar: It's the pity it's not Christmas, then we can call you James the Red-Nosed Engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone laughed even James. But instead, they decided to call James "The Bees Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever.
  • (James Goes Buzz Buzz ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So please remember not to get stung by bees.
  • Virgil: I hope Pops won't like it.
  • Richie: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (Soon, Ash guides Courage, Emily, April, Scooby, Shaggy and Pikachu and Candy to Hang Castle)
  • Ash: Okay, guys. We've got to be brave like my mom said. Follow me.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Courage: The things I do for love.
  • (They all venture along, as four shadowy figures with glowing eyes watch)
  • Emily: Hello?
  • Candy: Is anybody here?
  • Gengar: Nobody here, but us!
  • King Boo: (cackles in agreement)
  • April: (gulps) What was that?!
  • Lindy Bradford: Watch out, kiddies, here we come!
  • Mindy Bradford: Cause we've got a surprise for you all!
  • (They both laugh, too, causing the guys to panic)
  • Scooby: Roh, no!
  • Shaggy: Like, we're too late! We've got company!
  • (The camera pans from the right and stops when Gengar and his friends appear and let out a sinister group of smirks)
  • Ash, Emily, April, Courage, Scooby and Shaggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all flee from the ghosts with Pikachu and Candy alongside, as we hear Let's Run in the background. While it plays, Gengar and his friends repeatedly scare Ash and the gang around Hang Castle, no matter where they go. We cut to Turbo, as he takes Leo, Puss, Buddy and the SWAT Kats to Mystic Mansion)
  • Turbo: Yes!
  • Leo: We've finally hit the jackpot!
  • (Miss Grimwood and her students appear, with Rebecca, Sadie Mae and the Hex Girls)
  • Miss Grimwood: Ah, so I must be expecting new students.
  • Puss: Yes, Miss Grimwood, we do.
  • Buddy: Where's Shaggy Rogers?
  • Sadie Mae: Oh, don't worry, Buddy, he's probably runnin' away from the ghosts, that's all.
  • Sibella: If you promise to watch us sing Game Over.
  • Rebecca: That'll be perfect.
  • Thorn: Wouldn't you all agree?
  • Chance: Certainly.
  • Jake: We hope Lt. Feral and her relatives will hear it, too.
  • (Soon, Sibella, Rebecca, and the Hex Girls are on stage, singing Game Over)
  • Sibella, Rebecca and the Hex Girls: Game Over. There are no rules in This game. Except win at any costs The time has come once and for all you've Met your match you will fall. This little game we play is gonna break us down. Only one of us can wear the crown its Not as easy as you thought it'd be. When its down to you vs. me I'll play ya rough, I don't need to try. You'd like to play me, But the score never lies Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now..... When in the games the only rule allowed No mother love or cheers from the crowd Wen the game began you never thought you'd Lose, but your time is up, I'll play the rules Ya look around and find you've lost your team You tried your best but you ran out of steam I'll play ya rough, I don't need to try. You'd like to play me, But the score never lies You're all out of wishes case your dreams Collide and ends the same its not whether You win or lose its how you play the game Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now..... OoOoOoOoOoOo........... Is that all you got Come On. Uh huh. Bring It On! Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now.... Game Over.
  • (Game Over ends as ???

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