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You're Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley's Sweet 16 is a revival to the You're Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley's series that is based on the video game. Set in the style of the PS2 and Gamecube versions, it stars the casts of Shining Time Station, Doki, Wild Kratts, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, VeggieTales, Friends Forever and House of Mouse joining The Olsen Twins and their friends Claire and Tiffany for ten batches of 30 mini-games in ten worlds. The same cast from the Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman crossover also appear.

Info

  • Join The Olsen Twins and Their Friends for ten worlds in order.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Wild Kratts
  4. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  5. VeggieTales
  6. Friends Forever
  7. House of Mouse
  8. Mary-Kate and Ashley In Action
  9. Pokemon
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Hoop-a-Joop
  12. Power Crystal Girls
  13. Scooby-Doo
  14. Marilyn
  15. Digimon
  16. Star Fox
  17. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  18. Static Shock
  19. Sonic X
  20. Phantom Investigators
  21. Jackie Chan Adventures
  22. Glitter Force
  23. Cardcaptors
  24. The Winx Club
  25. Xiaolin Showdown
  26. Loonatics Unleashed
  27. Turbo FAST
  28. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  29. Detention
  30. Ozzy and Drix
  31. Dawn of The Croods
  32. Legend Quest
  33. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  34. The Replacements
  35. The Emperor's New School
  36. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  37. Phineas and Ferb
  38. Accidentally Adventures
  39. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  40. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  41. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  42. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  43. Timon and Pumbaa
  44. Milo Murphy's Law
  45. The 7D
  46. Wander Over Yonder
  47. Gravity Falls
  48. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  49. American Dragon: Jake Long
  50. Dave The Barbarian
  51. Pickle and Peanut
  52. Future Worm!
  53. The Proud Family
  54. Kim Possible
  55. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  56. The Buzz on Maggie
  57. Dexter's Laboratory
  58. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  59. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  60. The Powerpuff Girls
  61. Cow and Chicken
  62. Diary of A Wimpy Kid
  63. Ben 10
  64. The Secret Saturdays
  65. Generator Rex
  66. The Dork Diaries
  67. Teen Hearts
  68. The Dynamic Girls
  69. Adventure Time
  70. Regular Show
  71. The Amazing World of Gumball
  72. Uncle Grandpa
  73. Steven Universe
  74. Clarence
  75. We Bare Bears
  76. Mighty Magiswords
  77. Mike, Lu and Og
  78. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  79. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  80. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  81. Johnny Bravo
  82. Chowder
  83. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  84. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Thomas Stories

  1. Trouble For Thomas (Beach World)
  2. Old Iron (Factory World)
  3. Haunted Henry (Spooky World)
  4. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster (Carnival World)
  5. Diesel's Devious Deed (Music World)
  6. Buffer Bother (Forest World)
  7. James In A Mess (Prison World)
  8. Gordon and The Famous Visitor (Battle Canyon World)
  9. Stepney Gets Lost (Casino World)
  10. Harold and The Flying Horse (Racing World)

Trivia

  • Number of guest stars: Various.
  • Kimiko's outfit: from Master Monk Guan.
  • Opening music: Up by Joy Williams.
  • Closing music: Stronger by Britney Spears.
  • Songs from the Spooky and Forest Worlds: A cue from Zoboomafoo's Bovine and Less Than Jake's Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts.

Script

  • (We open this crossover with the song Up)
  • Joy Williams: If you got a dream, go chase it If you got a fear, then face it Got a lot of life, don't waste it Sitting on your hands While the sky is falling Every single day that's dawning Is another perfect morning Got a lot to do, stop yawning Listen up, the world is calling You know you want to make a difference Break the silence On your feet People get up If you wanna be lifted up If you wanna be looking up Do you wanna be ready To take a stand, put your hand up If you wanna be waken up Do you wanna be shaken up If you wanna be right on the money Everybody get up.
  • (We soon find Doki and his friends at the Cartoon University)
  • Doki: Well, here we are!
  • Oto: It's good to have us in shape.
  • Helen: Ah look beautiful when ah go barefoot.
  • Sarah: Your tan tights look perfect with zese reinforced toes.
  • Ash: I'm sure to win the contest.
  • Gary: Look, we've got company!
  • (Mary-Kate, Ashley, Claire and Tiffany arrive)
  • Mary-Kate: What's up, guys?
  • Ashley: You seem excited, do you?
  • Rikochet: Yep.
  • The Flea: The Flea's got lots of boards
  • Fox: And we'll split up in division.
  • Falco: We can see the entrances to each of the boards.
  • Claire: Certainly, Falco.
  • Tiffany: Good luck.
  • Everyone: Okay!
  • (They all set off to the boards, as Team Rocket and The Greaser Dogs watch)
  • Jessie: Finally.
  • Cliff: They're getting the hang of it.
  • James: We'd say it's our takeover.
  • Lube: Surely.
  • Meowth: We can get Pikachu and those other Pokemon, too.
  • Shriek: It's a deal!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • (Soon, Pooh, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas and Milo arrive in the beach world)
  • Pooh: Sun, surf and sea.
  • Todd: There's nothing more than determination.
  • (The Sea Princesses appear)
  • Polvina: Indeed, there is.
  • Kuzco: Hey, Sea Princesses. Looks like we're ready to surf.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And we prove it!
  • Tubarina: Well, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Esther: What a surprise to meet you guys.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's right, Esther, and we have a feeling that the stunts are set.
  • Phineas: Cool!
  • Milo: Speaking of surfing, do you remember Thomas the Tank Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Milo. He found difficulties with some ruthless freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisance. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
  • Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
  • Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, I'll push coaches in the yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: That would be nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And I'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
  • Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
  • Thomas: Come on come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
  • Thomas: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
  • (Thomas is at the top of Gordon's Hill, but is all exhausted)
  • Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
  • Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Freight Cars: No, no, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
  • Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
  • Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
  • Thomas: I must stop!
  • (Thomas comes to a halt)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
  • Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
  • (Thomas reverses into the same station as we end the episode)
  • (Trouble For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, cars can be dangerous and we mean it.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother. I guess it's true.
  • Todd: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • Kuzco: We agree to surf together.
  • Phineas: Wait a minute, where's Perry?
  • Milo: And Diogee?
  • (Perry and Diogee open two Tiki mouths and enter the secret lair, where Major Monogram and Principal Milder await them)
  • Major Monogram: Good morning, agents! We've just received a report from Mr. Karl and Mrs. Murawski that the battle canyon board is taken over by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Mr. Decker.
  • Principal Milder: So please, go for it!
  • (Perry and Diogee salute and they set off)
  • (Meanwhile, Sierra, Brittney, Kendall and Pacifica reach the Factory board)
  • Sierra: Oh, this place is chilling.
  • Brittney: Not for long, we've got company!
  • (The cast of Robots arrive)
  • Rodney: Well, if it isn't those Disney meanies.
  • Cappy: What brings you all here?
  • Kendall: Just in time for workouts.
  • Pacifica: Can we do it.
  • Fender: Certainly.
  • Piper: You're all set for action.
  • Sierra, Brittney, Kendall and Pacifica: Thanks.
  • (As we go into a regular motion montage of Sierra and her mean friends working in a factory, Mr. Roboto plays)
  • Styx: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Mata au hi made [また会う日まで] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい] You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret) I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive, just keep me alive Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions. I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not the saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control. We all need control I need control. We all need control I am the modren man (secret secret I've got a secret) Who hides behind a mask (secret secret I've got a secret) So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: Too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
  • (Mr. Roboto ends, just as The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, ladies.
  • Sierra: Thanks a lot, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's important to stay focus.
  • Brittney: Speaking of staying focus, do you remember Edward the Blue Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Brittney. He was lucky to save James from total disaster. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again. After James had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indigent.
  • Percy: Old iron!? Slow!?
  • Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward. Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward became the hero of the Island of Sodor.
  • Kendall: That's more like it.
  • Pacifica: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Ash as he, Courage, Emily, April and Scooby and Shaggy arrive at the Spooky World)
  • Ash: Man, this is giving me the creeps.
  • Courage: The things I do for love.
  • Emily: Hello? Is anyone in here?
  • Gengar: Nobody here, but us.
  • April: What was that voice?!
  • Lindy Bradford: Here we come, kiddies!
  • Mindy Bradford: Cause, it's playtime!
  • Scooby: Roh, no!
  • Shaggy: Like, it's too late! Look!
  • (Gengar, King Boo, The Bradford Twins and The Phantom Shadows appear and prepare to scare the guys)
  • Ash, Courage, Emily, April, Scooby and Shaggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from the Ghostly Crew, with Pikachu and Candy following them, while a cue from Zoboomafoo's Bovine is heard. As it plays, the ghostly crew chase the cowardly guys around the Spooky World, no matter where they go. But as they round a corner, Ash bumps into Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • Ash: (snapping back) Hey, don't you dare call me that!
  • (But Gengar and the Ghostly Crew come rounding a bend and Pikachu lets out a startled Thunder attack that electrocutes them to smithereens)
  • Lindy: That's gonna sizzle us!
  • Mindy: Yeah.
  • (The Ghostly Crew fall to the ground and the Phantom Shadows' masks come off of their heads, revealing Debbie Marcus and Lacey Layne. Moments later, Ralph and Cole arrive and gasp)
  • Ralph: What in the scallop?!
  • Cole: How did our rivals get dressed up like phantoms?!
  • Di Lung: Blame Ash's Pikachu for zapping them without permission, that's why!
  • (The Conductors reappear, taking exception of what Di Lung has said)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Don't even think about it!
  • Ash: It wasn't our fault, Conductors, we swear!
  • Courage: The Ghostly Crew are trying to chase us!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We know, Courage, we know. They like to cause mayhem.
  • Emily: Oh, you're right.
  • April: Do you remember Henry the Green Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, April. He found Spooky things happening on the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Haunted Henry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a moonlit night. Henry was taking a goods train to the station by the lake.
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Edward: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Edward.
  • Edward: There's a legend that when the mist is about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Henry.
  • Henry: Stupid bird!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Owls, mists, ghosts. Edward's going soft to the boiler. There's no mist.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Henry was wrong.
  • Henry: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Henry.
  • Henry's Driver: It's an amber lamp.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured his driver.
  • Henry's Driver: That means proceed with caution. Who's there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No one replied. Henry crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: Beware of The Viaduct. The driver was surprised.
  • Henry's Driver: No one warned us about that before and look, the signal's red and the gates are closed. A-a-and there's a fogman's coat. But where is his owner?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, they saw a light move within a station building.
  • Henry: G-g-g-g-ghosts!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exclaimed Henry.
  • Henry: Edward was right.
  • Henry's Driver: Something very strange is happening.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Henry's Driver: I think it's best we go back.
  • Henry: So do I!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Henry. By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
  • Workman: Lucky you didn't cross it last night.
  • Henry's Driver: Yes, but we don't know who warned us?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Henry's driver. Later that day, he spoke to Henry.
  • Henry's Driver: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our train back along the old line tonight.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry really didn't want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted and then Gordon thundered by.
  • Freight Car: Oh look. Henry's spooked.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car.
  • (Freight Cars giggling)
  • Henry: Be quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Henry.
  • Henry: I'm not scared.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
  • Henry's Driver: Here we go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry's driver. Then, unknown to Henry, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves and the signal went red. The freight cars had seen everything and they were spooked.
  • Freight Cars: Faster, faster. There's a ghost about.
  • Henry: Stop, stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled Henry. A mysterious figure watched Henry go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Henry braked hard but the freight cars hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine.
  • (The freight cars fall down and crashed towards the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Henry's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them.
  • Henry's Driver: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The fireman laughed.
  • Henry's Fireman: That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey the Fogman.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Old Bailey was very cross.
  • Old Bailey: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn't ye pay attention?
  • Henry's Driver: We're sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the driver.
  • Henry's Driver: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
  • Old Bailey: I like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I wont spook Henry again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You and your station will be really useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Let's hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, eh, ghost on the island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone cheered. Especially Henry, who was the happiest of all.
  • (Haunted Henry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So there's always an explanation of being brave all the time.
  • Scooby: Row.
  • Shaggy: Like, you'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Ben, as he, Kevin, Rex and Noah arrive at the carnival)
  • Ben: Jackpot!
  • Kevin: Well, there's a good chance.
  • (At that moment, the cast of Max Crumbly arrive)
  • Max: Hey, you're all excited for fun, right?
  • Megan: Hope you boys will handle the attractions.
  • Rex: Surely.
  • Noah: Let's do this.
  • (As we undergo a montage sequence of the gang at the carnival, House of Fun plays)
  • Madness: Good morning miss Can I help you son? Sixteen today And up for fun I'm a big boy now Or so they say So if you'll serve I'll be on my way Box of balloons With the feather-light touch Pack of party-poppers That pop in the night A toothbrush and hairspray Plastic grin Miss Clay on all corners Has just walked in Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss You misunderstood Sixteen big boy Full pint in my manhood I'm up to date And the date's today So if you'll serve I'll be on my way Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of (Fun) I'm sorry son But we don't stock Party gimmicks In this shop Try the House of Fun It's quicker if you run This is a chemist Not a jokers' shop! Party hats Simple enough clear Comprehende savvy understand Do you hear? A pack of party hats With the coloured tips Too late! Gorgon's heard gossip Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay Many happy returns from the day Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the House of Fun...
  • (House of Fun ends, as The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: How awesome you've all competed.
  • Ben: No problem, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Remember, it's important to make games.
  • Kevin: Speaking of fun and games, do you remind us of Rheneas?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Kevin. He found himself on a really fast ride of a lifetime. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
  • Rheneas: An important job!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Rheneas: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
  • Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
  • Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
  • Rusty: Be careful!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
  • Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
  • Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
  • (Children cheer)
  • (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Rheneas got into a fast ride.
  • Rex: That's more like it, especially the William Tell Overture part.
  • Noah: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (Soon Mordecai, Rigby, Mitchie, Amethyst, and Fox and Falco arrive at the Music World)
  • Mordecai: Wow!
  • Rigby: We've been lucky to go in.
  • (At that moment, Thorn, Dusk, Luna and The Pussycats arrive)
  • Thorn: Hey guys.
  • Josie: Hope this battle of the bands contest can be exciting.
  • Mitchie: Oh, we will!
  • Amethyst: It's a good thing that we're Mariachi singers.
  • Dusk: Surely.
  • Melody: Everyone has something they do like, or so they think? (giggles)
  • Fox: Can we start a talent show?
  • Falco: Please?
  • Luna: Of course.
  • Valerie: It's all underway.
  • Mordecai and the others: Thank you.
  • (Meanwhile, Julie, Theresa and Ann arrive at the Music World with Jonny K.)
  • Jonny K.: And action!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • Theresa: We are here live at the Music World, where there will be three concerts in one.
  • Ann: But first, let's hear what Elmo and Kermit will have to say right now.
  • (Elmo and Kermit are on stage, giving us a report)
  • Elmo: Elmo's first act is about a Village People song called YMCA.
  • Kermit: As performed by Mordecai and Rigby.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mordecai and Rigby sing YMCA)
  • Mordecai and Rigby: (both singing) Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel... Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. I'm sure they can help you today. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so jive ... That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, take a walk up the street. There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A. They can start you back on your way. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys... Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y.M.C.A....just go to the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, are you listening to me? Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
  • (Y.M.C.A. ends)
  • Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Elmo: In Elmo's second act is That Is His Business!
  • Kermit: As sung by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mitchie and Amethyst, dressed in Skills USA uniforms, sing That Is His Business, with the Mariachi players in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing the first verse) They ask me that if we are lovers. That if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend ....
  • Amethyst: (singing the second verse) That they have never seen him. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*)
  • (Mariachi interlude)
  • Mitchie: That they have never seen them. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ...
  • Amethyst: Even if you don't believe it we're going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: (as she and Amethyst both removed their high heels) I am sure Scott will understand.
  • Amethyst: Arnold, too.
  • Elmo: In Elmo's Finishing Act is Night Drive.
  • Kermit: Sung by Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Fox and Falco sing Night Drive)
  • Fox and Falco: (singing) I know you so better than the city in the rear view I drive to eliminate the ball that I'm chained to Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night I'll stay strong I'm pushing on the pedal till I break dawn So I'm gone, go find another shoulder you can cry on Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night All of the things that you knew that I'd try All of the things that I held inside All I gotta do is drive Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night you wrecked my life so I'm gonna have to drive all night.
  • (Night Drive ends)
  • Fox: We've done it!
  • Falco: Now, General Pepper will certainly understand.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, that's a surprise.
  • Thorn: You see, Conductors, we have to let Mordecai and the others sing.
  • Josie: That is why they're experts.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course they are.
  • Dusk: There's nothing more than determination, isn't it?
  • Melody: Speaking of determination, do you remember Devious Diesel?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Melody. He made lies to poor Duck the Great Western Engine. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Diesel's Devious Deed starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel the new engine was sulking.
  • Freight Cars: Trucks are waiting in the yard...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
  • Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about like a big black weasel...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was horrified.
  • Freight Cars: When he pulls the wrong trucks out...
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Freight Cars: Pop goes the Diesel!
  • Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was still furious.
  • Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Henry: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
  • Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he sniggered away.
  • Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Guffawed the cars.
  • Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry.
  • Henry: We cannot allow it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They consulted together.
  • Henry: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
  • (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
  • James: Keep out!
  • Duck: Stop fooling.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: I'm tired.
  • James: So are we.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed the engines.
  • Gordon: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you.
  • Henry: You tell tales about us to the cars.
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
  • Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James.
  • Henry: I'm old square wheels!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck considered.
  • Duck: I only wish sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said gravely.
  • Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
  • Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
  • Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel lurked up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
  • Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Duck: As you wish, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.
  • (Diesel's Devious Deed ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Diesel did this to poor Duck.
  • Luna: Oh, that's bad.
  • Valerie: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (At the forest world, Piglet, Brad, Dipper, Wander and Timon and Pumbaa venture along)
  • Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear.
  • Brad: Well that must be the dill weeded forest!
  • Dipper: Legend has it that many Rhydon live in here.
  • (A pack of Rhydon appear, with one of them in the lead as a Rhyperior)
  • Wander Or not?
  • (The Rhyperior leader commands the Rhydon pack to attack the boys)
  • Pumbaa: Shall we run for our lives?
  • Timon: Oh, yes, let's.
  • (They all flee from the pack while screaming, which soon attracts Misty and her friends' attention)
  • Misty: What was that?!
  • Mel: I'd better hope Lori won't humiliate me!
  • Lily: This place is giving us the creeps!
  • (Then, they hear some buzzing sounds)
  • Teodora: Leo, I know you can't harm me!
  • Brianna: (shuddering and quivering) G-g-girls, we've g-g-got c-c-company!
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, and Teodora: Huh?
  • (A swarm of angry Beedrill appear, with one of them in the lead donning a general's helmet)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, and Teodora: A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!!
  • (The Beedrill general does a charge fanfare and the entire swarm buzz down toward the frightened girls)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, and Brianna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from the Beedrill at full speed, as they follow after them. While we undergo in a series of chase montages, Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts is heard)
  • Less Than Jake: Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what?
  • Misty: Get away, get away!
  • Less Than Jake: [Chorus:] Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny Quest thinks we're sellin' out, (we're) sellin' out, yeah Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny, yeah
  • Piglet: They're gaining on us!
  • Brad: Faster, boys!
  • Less Than Jake: Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows does it matter that you see our shirts besides going to school and going to work or that you think that ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus x2] (He thinks we're sellin' out sellin' out [x5] yeah sellin' out [x6] yeah)
  • (Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts ends, as Brad suddenly bumps into Roger M. Klotz)
  • Roger: (furiously) Hey, look where you're heading, you egg-head!
  • Brad: (snapping back) Who's an egg-head, Dill Weed?!
  • (But then, they hear some loud, long and echoing screams)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora and Brianna: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Dipper: We'd better see what those screams are coming from!
  • (They all run to the other side and gasp to find Misty and her friends with their swollen red noses)
  • Wander: Flatten my banjo! Don't tell us it's...
  • Misty: The Beedrill who attacked us!
  • Mel: They're very mean!
  • Lily: And aggressive, too!
  • Teodora: Even we can't get rid of them!
  • Brianna: Just look at what has happened to our poor noses!
  • Timon: (seeing the girls' swollen red noses) This is terrible!
  • Pumbaa: You'd best be careful, unless Alexandra Cabot might insult you with these scrawny ways.
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora and Brianna turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora and Brianna: Humph!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Now, don't get mad, girls!
  • Piglet: This isn't happening!
  • Brad: Everyone can be scared of the Beedrill sometimes.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And that is why they are a mix of Bug and Poison types.
  • Dipper: Well, that's what you've said.
  • Wander: Speaking of predators, do you remind us of Bill and Ben the Tank Engine Twins?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Wander. They learn about the importance of buffers. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtiness together.
  • (Bill and Ben hit each other with cars and leave them behind)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works immediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well I should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • (Bill and the flatbed run into some buffers)
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he wheeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried.
  • (Bill pushes a troublesome truck and accidentally falls into a pit)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how buffers will be buffers and we know that.
  • Timon: Gee, it's true.
  • Pumbaa: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As the Conductors sparkle away, Stan, Soos and Sylvia arrive with Medicines)
  • Stan: Sorry we're late.
  • Soos: But these medicines are for you girls.
  • (Misty and her friends drink the medicines and the swollen stings on their noses disappear)
  • Misty: Wow!
  • Mel: It worked!
  • Lily: That's great!
  • Teodora: Oh, thank you, Stan and Soos!
  • Brianna: And so do you, Sylvia!
  • Sylvia: Ah, you're welcome!
  • (At the Prison World, Denise, Lucia, Chloe and Arlene plan for action)
  • Denise: This is the plan, girls! We'll dress up as Prison Wardens in miniskirts.
  • Lucia: We've also got our off-black pantyhose for our legs and feet.
  • (Just then, Lt. Feral, Lt. Rogers and Commanders Feral and Rogers approach)
  • Lt. Feral: So you must be why you're ready for prison workouts.
  • Lt. Rogers: That's the spirit.
  • Chloe: I've been scared of bees, but I've learned to be brave.
  • Arlene: We agree to work on the prisoners.
  • Commander Feral: We couldn't agree more.
  • Commander Rogers: Show us what you've all got.
  • Denise, Lucia, Chloe and Arlene: Okay!
  • (Soon, Denise and her friends are dressed in Prison Warden suits)
  • Denise: We'll do it for Fiona and Betty!
  • Lucia, Chloe and Arlene: Right!
  • (As they set to work on the prisoners, The Sweet Escape is heard)
  • Gwen Stefani: Woo hoo, yee hoo. If I could escape. I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)  You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground So baby, times get a little crazy I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me I can see that you're angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me. If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy)I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away, get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (To our sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (Yeah)Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo.
  • (The Sweet Escape ends, just as The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, girls!
  • Denise: As a pleasure, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You know everyone can be nice.
  • Lucia: Apart from our prison work, do you remind us of James the Red Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Lucia. He got into a dirty accident. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James In A Mess starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Toby and Henrietta were enjoying their new job on the Island of Sodor, but they do look old fashioned and did need new paint. James was very rude whenever he saw them.
  • James: Yech! What dirty objects!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He would say. At last, Toby lost patience.
  • Toby: James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Toby: Why are you red?
  • James: I am a splendid engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James.
  • James: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
  • Toby: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby earnestly.
  • Toby: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, James left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down cars. James hated slow freight trains.
  • James: Dirty cars from dirty sidings! Yech!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more cars at each station till he had a long train. At first, the freight cars behaved well, but James bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Gordon's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. James had had an accident with cars before and should have remembered this.
  • Driver: Wait, James, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver, but James wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Toby when they next met. The freight cars' chance had come.
  • Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
  • Cars: On, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled the cars.
  • James: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Groaned James. Disaster lay ahead. (Crash!) Something sticky splashed all over James. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. Toby and Percy were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
  • Toby: Look here, Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Toby.
  • Toby: Whatever is that dirty object?
  • Percy: That's James, didn't you know?
  • Toby: It's James' shape.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Toby: But James is a splendid red engine and you'll never see his paint dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James pretended he hadn't heard. Toby and Percy cleared away the unhurt cars and help James home. Sir Topham Hatt met them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Percy and Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He turned to James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Fancy letting your cars run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Toby shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Toby: Please sir, can Henrietta have one too?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, Toby.
  • Toby: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All James could do as watch Toby as he ran off happily with the news.
  • (James In A Mess ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how James got to be careful.
  • Chloe: I knew that.
  • Arlene: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (At the Battle Canyon World, Sylvester and Tom plan on catching Tweety and Jerry)
  • Sylvester: Our plan is to catch these animals and make them rich!
  • (Tom nods in agreement)
  • Sylvester: Let's go!
  • (But they are suddenly stepped over by Perry and Diogee)
  • Sylvester: Or not!
  • (Perry and Diogee reach the top of the surface and find Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Mr. Decker)
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus is here!
  • Mr. Decker: As well as Diogee the Dog!
  • (Just then, Puss has brought Cyclops, Batman, Static and The SWAT Kats to their showdown)
  • Puss: You want to get pass us?
  • Cyclops: You bet we do!
  • Batman: Get ready for a fight you won't forget!
  • Static: Cause with the agents alongside, there's no stopping us!
  • T-Bone: Ready for a fight?
  • Razor: I'm ready when you are, buddy!
  • (Perry, Diogee and the fearsome heroes begin a war against Doofenshmirtz and Decker, and all the rumbling attract Sylvester and Tom's attentions)
  • Sylvester: (gulps) Now, we've got company!
  • Imhotep: It's those foolish felines!
  • Van Pelt: Let's get them!
  • (Sylvester and Tom run away from Imhotep and Van Pelt while screaming. As a full war at the Battle Canyon occurs, I Want To Conquer The World plays)
  • Bad Religion: Hey Brother Christian with your high and might errand, Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying. Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion, Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation. Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure, Can you improve this place with the data that you gather? Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever? Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure? And I want to conquer the world, Give all the idiots a brand new religion, Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil, Promote equality in all my decisions With a quick wink of the eye And a "God you must be joking!" Hey Mr. Diplomat with your worldly aspirations, Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station? Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation, And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations. And I want to conquer the world, Give all the idiots a brand new religion, Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil, Promote equality in all of my decisions I want to conquer the world, Expose the culprits and feed them to the children, I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales, We'll have peace on earth and global communion. I want to conquer the world! (x4)
  • (I Want To Conquer The World ends, as Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Mr. Decker land on Sylvester and Tom)
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ow! That hurts!
  • Mr. Decker: What a horrible landing!
  • (Just then, Granny, Lexi, Senora Zapata and The Conductors arrive)
  • Granny: (sternly) I am very disappointed in you, Sylvester. You and Tom have behaved badly.
  • Lexi: This wouldn't have happened if you were meant to stay out of this world war at the Battle Canyon.
  • Senora Zapata: And you should both keep a better lookout.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We have no excuses with you two.
  • Sylvester: Yes, but...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, but nothing! If you get into trouble again, you'll end up like Gordon the Big Express Engine!
  • Puss: Gordon?
  • Scott: You mean his jealousy over a visitor.
  • Terry: That's strange.
  • Virgil: We've never heard of that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well, let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Gordon and The Famous Visitor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "It was an important day in the yard. Everyone was excited, making notes and taking photographs. A special visitor had arrived, and was now the center of attention."
  • Thomas: "Who's that?"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Whispered Thomas to Duck."
  • Duck: "That,"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Said Duck proudly,"
  • Duck: "Is a celebrity."
  • Percy: "A what?"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Asked Percy."
  • Duck: "A celebrity is a very famous engine."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Replied Duck."
  • Duck: "Driver says we can talk to him soon."
  • Thomas: "Oh,"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Said Thomas."
  • Thomas: "He's probably too famous to even notice us."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Just then, Gordon arrived."
  • Gordon: "Pah!"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: "Who cares? A lot of fuss about nothing, if you ask me."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "And he steamed away. Later that night, the engines found that the visitor wasn't concieted at all. He enjoyed talking the engines, till' long after the stars came out. He left early next morning. Gordon was still complaining.
  • Gordon: "Good riddance."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He Grumbled."
  • Gordon: "Chattering all night. Who is he, anyway?"
  • Thomas: Duck told you,"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas."
  • Thomas: "He's famous."
  • Gordon: "As famous as me? Nonsense."
  • Thomas: "He's famouser than you. He went 100 miles an hour before you were thought of."
  • Gordon: "Huh. So he says,"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Gordon."
  • Gordon: "But I didn't like his looks. He's got no armor. Never trust domeless engines. They're not respectable. I never boast, but I'd say that 100 miles an hour would be easy for me. Goodbye.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck took some freight cars to Edward's station."
  • Edward: "Hello."
  • Mr. Condutor 1: Called Edward."
  • Edward: "That famous engine came through this morning. He whistled to me. Wasn't he kind?"
  • Duck: "He's the finest engine in the world."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Duck, then he told Edward what Gordon had said."
  • Edward: "Take no notice."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Soothed Edward."
  • Edward: "He's just jealous. He thinks no engine should be famous but him. Look, he's coming now."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was running very fast. His wheels pounded the rails.
  • Gordon: "He did it, I'll do it. He did it, I'll do it!"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Gordon's train rocketed past, and was gone."
  • Duck: "He'll knock himself to bits!"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck. Gordon's driver eased him off.
  • Gordon's Driver: Steady, Gordon. We aren't running a race."
  • Gordon: "We are, then."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Said Gordon, but he said it to himself. Suddenly, Gordon began to feel a little strange."
  • Gordon: "The top of my boiler seems funny."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "He thought."
  • Gordon: "It feels as if something is loose! I'd better go slower."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "But it was too late. On the viaduct, they met the wind. It was a teasing wind that blew suddenly at hard puffs. Gordon thought it wanted to push him off the bridge."
  • Gordon: "No, you don't!"
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "He said firmly. But the wind had other ideas. It curled round his boiler, crept under his loose dome, and lifted off and away into the valley below. Gordon was most uncomfortable. The cold wind was whistling through his hole where his dome should be and he felt silly without it. At the big station, the Freight Cars laughed at him."
  • (Freight Cars laugh)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon tried to wheesh them away,"
  • (Freight Cars continue laughing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "But they crowded round', no matter what he did. On the way back home, he wanted his driver to stop and fetch his dome."
  • Gordon's Driver: "We'll never find it now."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver."
  • Gordon's Driver: "You'll have to go to the workshop for a new one."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Gordon was very cross."
  • Gordon: "I hope the shed is empty tonight."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "He huffed to himself. But all the engines were there waiting."
  • A Voice: "Never trust domeless engines."
  • Mr. Conductor 1: "Said a voice from somewhere behind him."
  • A Voice: "They aren't respectable."
  • (Gordon and The Famous Visitor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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