You Can't Win and Other Thomas Stories is a Thomas and Friends VHS idea made by Pikachufreak. Released in August 1997, it has two episodes from the first season, four from the fourth season and one song.
- You Can't Win
- Come Out Henry
- Whistles and Sneezes
- Henry and The Elephant
- Gone Fishing
- Narrated by George Carlin.
- Release Date: August 19, 1997.
- The US Season 4 intro (version 2), nameplate sequence (1996-1998) and the UK Season 4 outro are used together.
- The "Next Story Coming Up Soon!" logo is taken from the "Rusty To The Rescue" 1995 VHS, the "Thomas and The Special Letter" 1995 VHS, the "Thomas and His Friends Help Out" 1996 VHS, the "The Gallant Old Engine" 1996 VHS, the "Thomas Meets The Queen" 1997 VHS and the "Races, Rescues and Runaways" 1999 VHS.
- The "Music Video Coming Up Soon!" logo is taken from the "Rusty To The Rescue" 1995 VHS, the "Thomas and The Special Letter" 1995 VHS, the "The Gallant Old Engine" 1996 VHS and the "Thomas Meets The Queen" 1997 VHS.
- The text is taken from the "Thomas Meets The Queen" 1997 VHS.
- Distributed by Video Treasures.
- Video Treasures Tracking Control
- Video Treasures FBI Warning
- Video Treasures logo (1987-1997)
- Britt Allcroft Presents logo
- Thomas and Friends US Season 4 intro (version 2)
- First few seconds of You Can't Win
- Last few seconds of Gone Fishing
- Thomas and Friends UK Season 4 outro
- A Britt Allcroft Production logo
- Video Treasures logo (1987-1997, still version, silent)
- THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE & FRIENDS
- Based on The Railway Series by The REV.W.AWDRY
- Adaptation by BRITT ALLCROFT
- YOU CAN'T WIN & OTHER THOMAS STORIES
- Told by GEORGE CARLIN
- Directed by DAVID MITTON
- Duke from "Bulldog"
- Edward and Henry from "Whistles and Sneezes"