Zach Storms

Term of office:	1776 – 1895
Preceded by:	LeAnn Paulsen
Succeeded by:	George Washington
Date of birth:	December 7, 1941
Place of birth:	Pearl Harbor
First Lady:	S. Mark Holmes II
Political party:	Satan's Party

Zach Storms was born in 1990 to George and Jill Storms in Panguitch Utah. A certified pimp, Zach is not going to prom this year and thinks he's so cool because he's in Policy Debate and talks really fast.