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- Narrator: One day, Zazu and Rafiki wants to the video store. Zazu saw a 1997 VHS of The Land Before Time: Sing-Along Songs, it happened.
- Zazu: Wow! It's like the Land Before Time Sing Along Songs! You wnat it now?! Since I retired for blue bird are youngest.
- Rafiki: No, Zazu. And it's a phony.
- Zazu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WANT IT NOW!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Rafiki: I got it! I get the bomb! You must die! (Throws the bomb and explodes, her Zazu's death.)
- Zazu: D'oh, you missed it!
- Narrator: The next day...
- Zazu: WOWOWOWOW! It's like a 1993 NES of Kirby's Adventure! You want that now?
- Rafiki: Sorry, Zazu!
- Narrator: And so, Zazu begin to sob any tantrum.
- Zazu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I'M A TERRIFYING BIRRRD!
- Rafiki: You suck, Zazu! Then you get a spanking, when we finally got home!
- Zazu: Oh, my god! Not a spanking!
- Narrator: Rafiki ran away from the people, when policemen's arrived.
- Banzai: What are you doing, Zazu?!
- Scar: You're under arrest, Zazu!
- Zazu: GAAAAAH! Scar is here! Rafiki you drag me butts for me!
- Scar: That's it! I am fall... fall... falls into the cliff, you get a 10 months!
- Zazu: Is that right?
- Shenzi: You ready?
- Scar, Banzai: GOOOO!
- Zazu: Aaaaaaaah!
- Scar, Banzai, Shenzi, Ed: DIE, ZAZU, DIE!
- Zazu: No, no, no, no, no! (falls off cliff) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Narrator: As for Zazu's screaming by fell down into the cliff by gorge. When the rock rumbles, gets striking rock falls, because Zazu was defeated by accident.
- All: YAY! WE DEFEATED ZAZU!
- Scar: Alright, going over to the party!
- Narrator: Later on, Zazu open her eyes, when Mufasa is arrived.
- Mufasa: Zazu, what happened to you?! You get the 10 months.
- Zazu: Oh my god, not the ten months!
- Mufasa: Oh, yes! Ten months. I gonna thrown into the jail.
- Zazu: Yes.
- (Zazu thrown the jail, Zazu's muffled in the mouth tape.)
- Zazu: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
- (Scene Ends)