• Narrator: From Grandma70, It's Adventure
• Zoe Drake: We've Not A Moment To Lose
• Narattor: It's Excitement
• Alvin: Zoe! Look Out!
• Narrator: And It's Coming Your Way!
• (Zoe Drake Screams)
• Narrator: It's The Great Girl Detective!
• Zoe Drake: Smile Everyone
• Narrator: She's Zoe Drake
• Candace Flynn: Amazing.
• Narrator: And She's Teaming Up With Paris
• (Arbok Screams)
• Narrator: Candace Flynn, and Little Alvin
• (Alvin Bites a Hand and Sailor Moon Screams)
• Narrator: To Take On Sailor Moon, The World's Biggest Warrior
• Sailor Moon: What Did You Call Me?
• Zoe Drake: You're A Slimy Contemptable Sewer Girl!
• (Sailor Moon Screams)
• Narrator: You're Invited To Join The Fun,
• (Crowd Boos at Jeanette and Eleanor)
• Narrator: With Grandma70's Classic, The Great Girl Detective
• (Cymbal Bangs Zoe Drake)

UK:

• Narrator: From Grandma70 Productions, it's adventure. It's excitement! and it's coming soon on YouTube!
• Zoe Drake stars in Grandma70's classic, Zoe The Great Girl Detective! She's unravling an incredible mystery.
• Zoe Drake: Aha!
• Narrator: And she's teaming up with the loveable Paris, Candace Flynn, her assistant, and little Alvin. Together they take on Sailor Moon, the World's Biggest Warrior who's up to no good.
• (Sailor Moon screams)
• Narrator: You're invited to join in the fun of Grandma70's classic, Zoe, The Great Girl Detective! Coming Soon to Youtube.
• (Cymbal bangs Zoe Drake)