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Day 1-Kennedy Returns


JR.:Welcome to Bah GAWD MONDAY NIGHT BAW GAWD RAW!

King:Yes welcome! Tonight Raw is brought to you b-

JR:SKITTLES! FRUITY SKITTLES!

King:No. Snickers.

JR: D:< SKITTLES!

King:Ummmmmm....JR,THERES BBQ IN THE STREET!

JR:*Runs out of Staple Center and into the street* *is hit by a car*

  • Joey Styles walks out to be the Announcer*

Joey:OH MY GOD! I'M A ANNOUNCER ON RAW AGAIN!

King:He should get annoying....LOOK JOEY! THERES TOMMY DREAMER OUT IN THE STREET TO INTERVEIW!

  • Skip to match before main event*
  • Cody Rhodes Music hits*
  • A single fan Claps*

Cody:*walks to ring*

Lillian:Introducing DEFAULT CAW 1!

Cody:*Cries*Next week*Sob*i'm gonna shave my head bald and keep my speedo Black!

Coach:*Is now the announcer after Joey Styles sadly got hit by a car in the street*

Then you will be known as DEFAULT CAW 3!

Cody:*Cries*

  • Kennedy's music hits*

Kennedy:*Runs to ring* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

  • Crowd cheers*

Cody:I'M THE FACE! CHEER FOR ME! *Cries*

Kennedy:*Punches Cody*

Cody:*face changes from this: D: To this: =/*

King:DEFAULT 2!

Cody:*cries more*I DONT LIKE RANDY ORTON! STAY AWAY FROM MY DAD!

Kennedy:*Green Bay plunge*

Cody:*is knocked out*

Kennedy:*pins Cody*

1...2...3!

Kennedy:KENNEDY!

King:Hmmmm....Maybe Cody is Default 4....

Cody:*is in a coma but still cries*


Day 2-Botched


Shelton:*Backstage,talking to Kennedy*Tonight you cant STOP ME!

Kennedy:You know you have to lose right?

Shelton:NO STOPPIN ME!

Kennedy:You know wrestling is fake?

Shelton:Oh ****,it is?I guess my mind botched on that thought...Oh wait,i hear my momma.

Sheltons Mom:BRING ME SOME DAMN DONUTS!

Shelton:I'll see you tonight...*runs to another room with the donuts in his hand*

Sheltons Mom:*from inside the room*YOU BOTCHED DELIVERING THE DONUTS!

Shelton:BUT I SAW BIG DADDY V! ARE YOU DATING HIM!?

Big Daddy V:RAWR!

Sheltons Mom:YES,I AM! NOW GET MY MILK!

Shelton: :D Oops,i botched my face. Its supposed to be like this. D:

Kennedy:*Listening*O_O

  • Skip to Second Match*
  • Sheltons music hits*

Shelton:*comes out with his mom*NO STOPPING ME!

  • Kennedys Music hits*

Kennedy:*Walks to ring* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Sheltons mom:Shut up.

  • Kennedy shoves a Donut down Momma Sheltons mouth*
  • Sheltons momma dies of diabeadise(SP?)*

Shelton:MOOMA! oops,botched.

Kennedy:GO MIC! *summons Micriphone*

  • Micriphone lowers Down really fast and hits Shelton on the head*
  • Randomly Backstage Big daddy V Dies of the new Type 3 diabeadise(SP?)*
  • Big daddy V's dead body collapses on Matt Striker*
  • Matt Striker is smothered*
  • Matt Sriker dies*

Shelton:*Spins around on one foot after being hit by the mic*Oops,botched....i was supposed to collapse. *collapses*

JR in hospital:BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GAWD BAH!!!!! *Head explodes*

Doctor:****

Kennedy:KENNEDY!


Day 3-Kennedy's Big Shot


  • RAW Starts with William Regal walking out*

Regal:In the past 2 weeks,one gentleman has proved to me he deserves a WWE Title Sho-

  • John Cena's music hits*
  • no pop*

Cena:Regal,i jacked you up! Why are you still here?

Regal:It is very Rude to interup-

Cena:YOU'RE A POOP NOSE!

Some kid: XD

Regal:Cena, i can suspe-

Cena:YOU'RE A PORK BELLY EATING HORSE FACE WITH A POOP NOSE!

Kid:XD

Regal:That is ****ing it! YOU'RE A PORK EATING HORSE WITH A TWITCHY EYE!

Cena:*cries*

Kid:OH NOES!

Regal:Ahem,excuse me. Anyway Mr. Kennedy Has proved to me he deserves a WWE title shot at No Mercy.

Cena:*Sob*YOU WERE USING STEROIDS!

Regal:YOU EAT A BOWL OF THEM EVERY DAY!

  • Kennedys Music hits*

Kennedy:*Runs into ring* *Pulls down Mic*MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Cena:But me and Orton already have a Match!

Regal:Then it will be a Triple threat Steel Cage that features all 3 of you gentleman!

  • No pop*

Kid:Thats not fair for Cena!

Kennedy:*Pulls down Mic*MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

  • kid cries*

Regal:I said Triple threat Steel Cage!

  • no pop*

Fan:You do Steel Cage matchs To much. Also they are always crappy.

  • Ortons Music hits*

Randy:*Takes a dump* *Orton pose* /_0_/

Kid:OH NOES!

Kennedy:Hey Orton. *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Randy:Hey.*Orton pose* /_0_/

Kennedy:I think we should work together in the Steel cage.

Randy:Me too. Its what heels do.

Kid:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kennedy:Are you trying to scare me because *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS

MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:*Pees Pants*

Regal:****,this is annoying!

King: O_O

Coach:I'd be a better GM.

King:Ummmmm....Regal....Paul Burchill is calling you out in the street...

Orton:*Head punts Cena* /_0_/

  • Cena is in coma*

Cena in Coma:You poop butt with hair on your cheek...

Kennedy:*Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:Shut the **** up.

Kids Dad:Your grounded.

  • Meanwhile regal has been hit by a car*

Day 4-NO MERCY


King:Tonight is NO Mercy,and tonight John Cena may just Overcome the Odds FOR THE 23RD FRIKKIN TIME!!!! D:< Ummmmm.....Sorry everyone...

  • Skip to main event*
  • Randy's Music hits*

HEY,HEY,NOTHING YOU CAN SAY!

Randy:*Takes a dump*

Kid:*at home in room grounded*OH NOES! I MAY NOT BE WATCHING BUT MY RANDY ORTON

DUMPING SENSES ARE TINGLING!

  • Back to No Mercy*
  • Kennedys music hits*

Kennedy:*Walks to ring* *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

PieMan_3:WOOT!

  • Cenas music hits*

Cena:RANDY ORTON IS A SPONGEBOB LOVING PORK FOOTED PEICE OF BALONEY!

Pieman:YOU SUCK! *Throws a cookie at Cena*

Cena: YOU'RE A POO BRAIN!

  • When orton,Kennedy,and cena are in the ring the Cage starts to lower*

Pieman:*Is eating pie with Hornswaggle*

Horswaggle:Kid,always stealing me lucky charms....Them bastards.

Pieman:O_O

DING DING DING!

Cena: Is that a phon-

Kennedy: *low blows Cena*

Hornswaggle:HIS LUCKY CHARMS!

Orton:*RKOS Kennedy* /_0_/

Kennedy:*Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

  • Mic hits Orton on head*

Orton:*Is dazed*Yeah Vince,i took a dump on Torrie...

Vince:*Backstage*YOU ADMIT IT!

Pieman:God,this match sucks.

Cena:*Gets up* I'M GONNA GO SUPER SAYIAN!

Vegeta:ITS OVER 9000! *Randomly in street* *is hit by a car*

Kennedy:Screw this....I'm the one with the yellow hair,i Should go Super Sayian!

Orton:*RKOS The air* THE AIR HAS BEEN A LEGEND FOR TOO LONG!

Coach:What does he mean?

Orton:I MEAN SINCE THE AIR HAS BEEN ALONG SO LONG,ITS A SUPER LEGEND!!

Kennedy:GO MIC!

  • The mic hits Randy on the head again*

Pieman:WTF!?

Cena:YOU CANT SEE ME!

Kennedy:Yes i can....

Cena:WHAT HAPPENED TO MY INVISABLE SUIT!?

Pieman:Screw this..... *Runs into arena* *Climbs up cage* *F-Us Cena*

Kennedy: *climbs out of cage*

10.....9......8....7.....6......5......4......3......2......1

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

Kennedy:WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

Y2J:Oh,i just Came out here because i'm gonna be included in this story around Armageddon...

Kennedy:OK. *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! YOUR NEW WWE CHAMPION!

Pieman:Saxon=Joke account.

Randy: *poops of anger*


Day 5-A Kennedy Day


  • It is now Two Days after No mercy(tuesday)*

Kennedy:*At his house*I wonder who the New Contender For the WWE title will be...

  • phone rings*

Kennedy:*Answers* *Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and Hi vince.

Vince:Your contenders Will be choosed at Cyber Sunday! They will be Cena,Orton and the newly signed PIEMAN!

Kennedy:I prefer Cake.

Vince:His gimmik WILL BE BOUT PIE! FIGHTING THE FORCES OF CAKE!

Kennedy:O_O Ok,bye vince....

Vince:Ok Bye,Horswaggle is kissing my ass right Now anyway.

Kennedy:I guess i'll go on some wrestling news Website... *Goes on some wrestling news Website*


Article Reads: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR CYBER SUNDAY AND MUCH MORE...

Inside Article: Kennedys choices to fight will be Randy Orton,John Cena,or Pieman.

Also Snape Killed Dumbldore.


Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! And Snape killed Dumbldore?! THAT BASTARD!

  • Skip ahead 3 hours*

Kennedy:What to do now?

Hornswaggle:*Runs in Kennedy's House with no lips* To much ass...

Kennedy:WHERES THE LUCKY CHARMS!?

Hornswaggle:THEM BASTARD KIDS HAVE EM! ALL WAS GOIN WELL UNTIL THEY PUSHED ME IN LOCH NESS! I HAD A DBZ FIGHT WITH NESSIE! Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! And You watch DBZ?

Hornswaggle:ITS OVER 9000....REMIX!

Kennedy:ITS OVER 9 THOUS- 9 THOUS-*Starts to do the remix*

Hornswaggle:I miss the lucky Charms.

Kennedy:*gives Hornswaggle Fruit loops*

Hornswaggle:*sadly walks out*

  • Skip 5 hours ahead*

Kennedy:*Has invited Mark Henry to his house*

Mark:*Knocks on door* *has a squash match against door* *sweats*

Kennedy:*opens door to see Mark Crying* *Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and why are you crying?

Mark:They got rid of the Quadruple X5 With extra Meat At mcdonalds!

  • Skip ahead 2 hours*

Kennedy:What to do now?

John Morrison:Watch ECW.

Kennedy:That stuff is worst than Rosie O'Donnel talking.

John Morrison:LISTEN TO THE GRANDMASTA OF SEXINESS THAT BIRDS FOLLOW EVERYWHERE!

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and WHA!?!?

Pieman:Where the hell does that mic come from?!

Kennedy:I have no flippin idea.


Day 6-Back to Friday For a Night


Kennedy:Well tonight Mic,We have been invited To smackdown!

Pieman:Are you talking to your Mic?

Kennedy:CAN WE EVER GET ALONE TIME TO TALK!?

Pieman:That sounds Jacked up.

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and get out!

Pieman:Fine. I WILL FIGHT THE FORCES OF CAKE NOW! *Runs out of Kennedy's house*

Kennedy:*mutters in a low tone*but i like teh Cake.

  • Skip to Smackdown*

Micheal Cole:WELCOME EVERYBODY TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN! LIVE!

JBL:On Smackdown we Have The worlds Strongest man Mark Henry,The next Msr. Layfeild Micelle Mcool,The Deadman The undertaker,The Man who loves to fight Finlay,The Rated R Superstar Edge,the monster kane,......

Cole:I hate when he gets like this.....

JBL:Chavo Gurerro. Did you know his name means warrior?

Cole:SHUT THE **** UP YOU PANSY!

JBL:*In a Squeaky Voice* Sowwy.

Kid:O_O

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:*Pees Pants*

Teddy Long:*Music hits and walks out*

Cole:YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK YOU IDIOT!

Kid:O_O

Teddy:And they said Mr. Mcmahon Died. Playa in the jiggy tiggy woppy!

Cole:*Stares at kid* WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!?

JBL:*pees Pants* Teddy:ZIGGY JIGGY PLAYAS IN PIGGY THE UNDAHTAKA YOU WILL FIGHT IN MY JIGGY *Has Stroke from speaking to much nonsense*

  • Kanes Music Hits*

Kennedy:I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM!?

Teddy:....Fight....Batista.....Play- *Grabs Chest* *Has heart attack*

Kane:Everyone Say this in a Dark and low Voice......by the power Of Greyskull I choose you Pikachu. That is all.

  • Skip to main event*
  • Batistas Music Hits*

Batista:*looks at a fan* I want the Rematch.

Fan:You've been Following me everywhere today saying that! STALKER!

Batista:I am the WHC,I need a Rematch.

  • Kennedys Music hits*

Batista: *looks at WWE championship around Kennedy's Waist* *ina very fast Voice*MUST....HAVE....REMATCH....FOR TITLE.........NEED TITLE...............WILL..........SDVGH SCRESGESV SR wERREWWAAADFR NOGRUDGESDOBASKETBALLSHOLD! *Has a seizure*

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! *Runs into ring and pins Batista*


Day 7-Another Chapter at RAW


King:Welcome to RAW! LIVE!

Coach:Yo,Gagstas Of L.A

King:Dont Talk like that. Just Talk like J.R.

Coach:BAH GAWD BBQ SAUCE DIPPED IN SKITTLES WITH SNICKERS!

King:*Raises Eyebrow*J.R Hates Snickers.

J.R in Heavan:You got that Right King.

Coach:Can i talk Gagsta?

King:Fine.

  • Skip to Main Event*

King:Tonight Santino Marrella Will Fight Mr. Kennedy in a Table Match. But they Have to break The Commentery Table! i guess its to get ready For his IC title Match next week.

Coach:YO,GIGSTA!

  • Santino Marellas Music Hits*

Santino:*Runs out In a Mario Suit* Come-a On-a Princess!

Maria:*Comes out In princess Peach Costume* I WANT TO BE DAISY!

  • Suddenly Fifi Runs out*

Santino:Its-a Yoshi-a!

  • Mr. Kennedys Music Hits*

Kennedy:*Walks out* *Grabs Mic* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and you ruined The name Of Super Mario!

DING DING DING

Santino:Is-a That-a A Sound-a of-a me getting-a Star-a?

Kennedy:*Dropkicks Santino*

Santino:Ouch-a! *Grabs Kennedy by the Butt as if he had a tail like Bowser*

Kennedy:O_O This is so uncomfortable.... *Dropkick,Headlock,DDT,SSP, Kenton Bomb*

Santino:*Grabs a Mushroom out of pocket* Its-a Steroids-a!

Kennedy:*Throws Santino onto Commentery Table*

Kennedy:*DDT on Raw announce Table*

  • Table does not break*

Kennedy:*DDT On spanish announce table*

  • Table Breaks*

DING DING DING!

Kennedy:*Grabs Mic* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Santino:*trys To shoot firballs out of hand* *hand Breaks*

  • Next Day*

Breaking News:RAW ANNOUNCE TABLE RELEASED!

Breaking News:TNA Signs Raw announce Table. Brother Tomko Styles Cage table.


Chapter 8-The Week Before Cyber Sunday


King:WELCOME AGAIN TO RAW!

Coach:GIGSTASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OF L.A!

King:Ummmm....The Rock is calling you out in the Street....

  • Skip to A Kennedy,Pieman,Cena,Orton Promo*

Kennedy:*Grabs Mic* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and one of you pathetic twerps will be my Challenger?

Cena:You Smorkling Panda!

Kid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Has seizure*

Kennedy:*Grabs Mic* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:*Pees pants extra hard* *Stops seizure* Mommy....theres blood dripping down my Wii.

Mom:i hope you get that gaming thing too. Now be quiet.

Orton:Now listen Here you littleTwerps-

Kennedy:THAT WAS MY LINE!

Orton:The fans wont vote for Ce-

Cena:YOU SMASHY DANDY KACHEECHEE RASBERRY BUU!

Orton:Screw this... *RKO to cena*

Pieman:*sees some Cake in a fat mans Hands* CAKE! D:< *jumps into crowd to kill The fat guy*

Orton: *Takes a dump on cena*

  • backstage*

Rory:And that Robbie is how you take A dmp here in America.

Robbie:OH!

Kennedy:*Grabs Mic*MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNNNEDY! KENNEDY!

Lashley:*Eating Cake at home watching RAW*

  • Suddenly Pieman jumps through Lashle's Window*

Pieman:CAKE! D:<

[insert bloody gory scenes here]

Cena:*Sees the poop on him* ODD TO OVERCOME! *Gets a STF on The Poop*

Kennedy:*Suddenly Kennedy rushes outside the ring* *Grabs Chair* *Hits Cena and orton with it* KENNNNNNNNNNNEDY!


Day 9-Cyber Sunday


King:Welcome Everyone to Cyber Sunday! Sadly Coach was hit by a Car on Monday.

King:Tonight Cyber Sunday is brought to you By Snicke-

  • J.R's Ghost appears In front of king with a Knife*

King:SKITTLES! ITS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SKITTLES!

  • Skip to main Event*

King:Who will Mr. Kennedy Fight Tonight?

  • Kennedys Music Hits*

Kennedy:*Grabs Mic* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNNNNNNNEDY! KENNEDY!

Maria:*Walks out in Princess Peach costume* The winner of tonights poll is-

Santino:*Runs out In Mario Costume* WHAT-A ARE-A DOING-A?! BOWSER-A MIGHT-A BE-A OUT-A HERE-A! *Looks at J.R's Ghost Sitting in the Crowd* OMG! ITS KING-A BOO-A!

  • Fifi Runs out*

Santino:YOSHI-A! YOU'RE-A HERE-A!

Maria:SHUT THE HELL UP SANTINO! YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY A LATINO FROM L.A!

Santino:Fine *****. I'm going back to my lowrider. Than go have some shoot out. By homies. and Maria,you really Know you're a blond.

Maria:I HATE YOU SANTINO! BLONDS ARE NOT DUMB! YOU JUST THINK I'M DUMB! THATS WHY YOU'RE CALLING ME A BLOND! *goes back to being calm* The winner Is RANDY ORTON!

  • Randys music hits*
  • So does Cenas*
  • Pieman is in Jail for Massacaring a group of fat men that were eating cake*

Peter Griffin:*In heaven* Being Killed was worse than [insert something from past here]

Cena:Orton! YOU'RE A SNAKY TOENAIL PIKACHU SANDWHICH! AND KENNEDY,YOU'RE A MILKY WAYING ZINKY BUTT HORN CHEEK! i'm also gonna be a announcer for this match.

Orton:*Takes a Dump*

Kid:OH POWERRANGER TOENAILS!

King:See,what you have taught the kids to talk Cena?

Cena:You're a Horse Fresh Pig nose with Stinky Snickers in you're Armpits!

  • DING DING DING*

Kennedy:*Dropkick,DDT,Clothesline,DDT* Can you take that Orton? I'M MISTAAAAAAAAA KENNNNEDY! KENNEDY!

Jeff Hardy:*backstage* *Sniffs paint* I CANT HELP IT!

Orton:*Gets up* *Takes a Dump* *Headlock,headlock,headlock,Rare DDT,Common Headlock,Still Headlock,Still ****ing headlock*

Kennedy:*Breaks out of a Headlock* KENNNNNNNNNNNNEDY! GO MIC! *Mic lowers and hits Orton on head*

Cena:THAT BELLY BUTTON CHEESE STICK!

Hornswaggle:*still has no lips* *Still has box of fruit loops* *Still sad*

Mark Henry:*still Sweats* *Drowns in his Sweat* *Dies*

Kennedy:*Green Bay Plunge on orton*

Orton:*Takes a Dump while he his going Down*

  • Dump hits Kid on head*

Kid:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A RANDY ORTON PELLET!

Kennedy:*Pins orton*

1.........2..............3!

Cena:THE PIG FLYING SMORKY DARTH VADER TOENAIL SNICKER CHEESE NOSE!

Kennedy:*Holds up Title*I Challenge you to a match tomorrow Night Cena!


Day 10-Cena VS. Kennedy...KENNEDY!


King:Welcome Onnce again to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! Sadly i am a only announcer tonight.

King:Hey King?

King:Yes King?

King:Torrie Wilson is out in the Street for you.

King:AWESOME! *Runs out of arena*

  • Skip to Main Event*
  • Cena's Music Hits*

Cena:*walks to Ring*

  • Kennedys Music Hits*

Kennedy:*Grabs Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY!....KENNEDY.

Cena:You Umaga loving Starburst!

Umaga:SHUTHEHELLUPCENA HGGDDSGHMNNGFDDSATYTW!

Crowd:WHAT!?

Kennedy:Doesnt that Stone Cold What thing ever get Old?

Crowd:WHAT!?

  • DING DING DING*

Kennedy:*Summons Mic*

  • Mic hits Cena on Head*

Cena:YOU PANDA DING DONG!

Kennedy:*Yells Kennedy at the Kid before he can XD*

Kid:*Cries*

Cena: *STF on Kennedy*

Kennedy:I WONT TAP! BECAUSE I'M MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....GO MIC! *Summons Mic*

  • Mic hits Cena on the head again*

Kennedy:....KENNEDY!

  • Suddenly a Cat jumps into the Ring*

Cat:*Somehow Low Blows Kennedy* I'm inz yourz Ringz,Screwing youz.

Cena:*Does F-U on Kennedy* YOUR A TIN TAIL CHEETO BEAR! *Pins Kennedy*

1......2.......3

Kennedy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.....NOOOOOOOOOOO! GO SUPER MIC SQUAD!

  • Suddenly 23 Mics Hit Cena all over the place*
  • Cena gets a Torn Pec*

Day 11-New Challenge.....kind of


  • No announcers*
  • Mr. Kennedys Music Hits*

Kennedy:*Walks out* *Grabs Mic*MYYYYYYYYY NAME ISSSS MISTAAAAAA KENADY.....ANDERSON!!

JR in Heaven:Hope you marked Out Mayze! =)

Kid:YOU HURT JOHN!

Kennedy:That fool almost ended his career with a Hip toss.

Kid:LEAVE JOHN ALONE! HES A HUMAN BEING!

Kennedy:John Is calling for you in the Street...

  • Skip to a Promo*

Kennedy:Anyone in the Arena,i'm calling you out!

  • Sheltons Music hits*

Shelton:*Runs out* *Trips* *Falls down stage* *Breaks Back*

  • Jillians Music hits*

Jillian:DONT.......STOOOOOOPPPPP....BELEIVIN! DONTTTTTTTT STOPPPPPPP!

Kennedy:SUPA MIC SQUAD!

  • Super mic Squad attacks Jillian*

Jillian:I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING!

  • Umagas Music hits*

Umaga:SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPAUMAGASQUADRULES!FDFDF

  • Y2Js Music hits*

Y2J:Hey popcorn Fart,I'm your new Challenger.

Kennedy:...

Pieman:*Still in jail*O RLY?

Cena:*At home watching*THAT BUFFALO INDIAN POPCORN UMAGA WHALE BREATHING *Has seizure*

  • Spirit Squads Music hit*
  • All 5 walk out*

All 5:WE FOUND GIRLFRIENDS! :D

Kennedy:Minny mouse?

All 5:*Sadly*Yup.

Kennedy:Micky MOUSE is being Cheated on!

Mickie James:*comes out eating horse food*Someone say my name?

Santino:*Music hits* *Has mario gimmick again* SPIRIT SQUAD=KOOPALINGS!

....TO BE CONTINUED.....


Day 11 PART 2-So who is the Challenger?


Kennedy:*Grabs Mic*WHO IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY.....ANDERSONS CHALLENGER?!

JR In heaven:Hope you Marked out again Mayze!

Pieman:*Sees police officer with Cake* *Still in jail*

Officer:They're serving Cake for Desert!

Pieman:CAKE! D:< *Goes Super sayian 4* *Destroys the prison Cell*

  • Back to RAW*

Santino:You Mista Kennedy-a are-a Link-a from-a the Legend-a of Zelda-a!

Kennedy:I thought you called people mario character-

Santino:You never-a heard-a me say-a That-a. If you-a did-a you-a will-a die in your-a sleep-a!

Kennedy:O_O

  • Randy ortons Music hits*

Orton:Heh. I should be your next challenger! *Takes a Dump* *Throws crap into crowd*

  • Crap hits Kid on the head*

Kid:*Is now injured from being hit by a car looking for john Cena*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ANOTHER RANDY ORTON PELLET!

Kennedy:Why should you Orton?

Orton:I'm the legend KILLER!

Kennedy:SUPER MIC SQUAD TRANSFORMMMMMMMMMM!

  • Super Mic Squad links to together to make a Super mic Squad Robot*

Kennedy:NOW ATTACKKKKKKK!

Super Mic Squad Robot:*Attacks Randy*Ok he's down. Now lets poop in his bag and see how he likes it!

  • Khail's music hits*

Khali:OOBAPOOPA!

Translator:He said he deserves to be your next Challenger.

Kennedy:Why?

Khali:FUDGEHIMFGHREEWSFGHHYRGGBVVDWWRTT!

Translator:He says FUDGE HIM!

Kennedy:He said fudge him or Fu-

Vince:Dont say it Kennedy! Remember this is being posted on Gamefaqs. They have censors!

Kennedy:Oh. Did he say Fudge him or STAR STAR STAR STAR him?

Translator:He said Fudge. DO YOU LIEK TEH FUDGE!?

  • Edges music hits*

Edge:*Humps air* *Leaves*

Kennedy:I'LL PICK THE CHALLENGE-

  • Cody Rhodes Music Hits*

Cody:*still in coma*RANDY,STAY AWAY FROM MY DAD!

Super mic Squad Robot:*Shaves Cody's head*

JR In heaven:BAW GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FRUITY DIPPED SKITTLES IN BBQ CODY NOW LOOKS LIKE DEFAULT CAW 2!

Santino:*looks around*I hear King boo...

Kennedy:I CHOOSE....

Y2J:HE CHOOSES Y2J!

Kennedy:No i dont. Remember you come in this story around Armegeddon. I CHOOSE SANTINO!


Day 12-Survivor Series


  • No announcers*
  • Skip To Santino VS. Mr. Kennedy for the WWE Title*
  • Santinos Music hits*

Santino:*Sees a Guy with a Green Hat on*LUIGI-A! WHAT-A ARE YOU-A DOING-A HERE!? YOU-A SHOULD BE FIGHTING-A KING BOO-A!

Guy with Green Hat:Oh,fine. *Sees JRs Ghost* *Charges at JRs Ghost*

Jrs Ghost:Why am i even in this story!?

Guy with Green Hat:OOOOH! YOU BROKE TEH FORTH WALL!

JR:Be quiet.

Guy:*Opens mouth to speak*

JR:*Raises Eyebrow*

Guy:*sadly walks away*

John Cena:*At home watching* THAT PORK BELLY CHICKEN LIP!

Kennedy:*Music Hits* *Grabs Mic*I AM MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDAY....KENNADAY. Ha. You probally expected me to Say Anderson.

Guy:4TH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR:*Raises eyebrow*

Guy: :(

Kennedy:Why isnt that kid here?

Kids Mom:He was watching Pokemon which caused him to have a seizure.

Kennedy:Oh god. Hes probally in a hospital bed shouting the worst insults EVAH.

Kid:*in Hospital bed* THAT CHEESE POOP ARM!

Santino:Lets-a get-a Started-a! And Kennedy you-a are-a Waluigi-a!

Spirit Squad:*Backstage Crying* WHO THE HEAK ARE THE KOOPALINGS!?

DING DING DING

Kennedy:Supa Mic SQUADDDDDDDDDDD! *Summons the Super Mic Squad*

  • All the Mics Fall and attack Santino*

Santino:you-a stupid-a GOOMBAS!

Some Mic:*Somehow crys*Man that was cold!

Kennedy:FUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSE!

  • All the Mics make a Super Mic Robot*

Super Mic Robot:*Punches Santino until he is K.Oed* Ok! Lets poop In his bag!

Kennedy:Nah. He's not Orton.

  • Meanwhile Randy finds out his bag has been Pooped in by the Super Mic Robot*

Randy:THEY STRIKE AGAINNNNNNNN!

Kennedy:*pins Santino*

1..........2....................3!

Kennedy:MYYYYYYY NAME ISSSSSSS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDAY! KENNEDAY....ANDERSON!

JRs Ghost:Did you mark out again Mayze?

Santino:I see the light! Toads....dancing around....my head.....


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